A Little Whine From The Feline!

You know the cat has to mock one eye. It is so easy to do under my sky. That cyclops eye just asks for it. It makes all who view it have a fit. So lets see what happens today as the cat rips off one eye's bay.

Serenity is my favorite word.
Actually, I flip that the bird.
Actually, I am not sure on that.
Actually, I blame the cat.

The nefarious cat is on my ass.
Actually, he used my grass.
Actually, I stepped in it.
Actually, I got more than a bit.

I'll exacerbate it as I whine.
Actually, I hate the feline.
Actually, I may not.
Actually, he can rot.

Diametrically opposed has me confused.
Actually, I feel abused.
Actually, I'm amused.
Actually, I'm infused.

Abomination, I am not.
Actually, I like that a lot.
Actually, I guess I could be.
Actually, I have a flea.

No one will discombobulate me.
Actually, we shall see.
Actually, they should get the cat.
Actually, I have a great hat.

Articulate more on it.
Actually, I did that a bit.
Actually, I whine fine.
Actually, I swing from a vine.

I am lollygagging about.
Actually, I twist and shout.
Actually, I fall on my bum.
Actually, I go willy nilly and them some.

The intricate details I will spill.
Actually, you'll get your fill.
Actually, I need a pill.
Actually, time to pay a bill.

Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Actually, cat I still blame you.
Actually, this damn one eye.
Actually, I need to go whine and cry.

Actually, I am now done. Actually, that was fun. Actually, I have annoyed a few. Actually, old one eye must not have a clue. Actually, I do not really know. Actually, I made this up at my show. Actually, now this has come to pass from my ever so actual little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.