A Wannabe For Me?

Today at my bay it's a ninja wannabe rip off on display. He has been so secretive to all. Not showing you the next great book at his hall. Well nothing can stop the cat. I find everything out at my mat.

Cover Reveal, It's A Big Deal
See! Such a liar that ninja wannabe. Said it was only a trilogy and instead made it a quadrilogy. I hear it starts off as the others were all a dream, some kind of slip stream. Then ahead it goes full steam. Then they think it wasn't a dream. They are being tricked. That makes all ticked. Then they think it is a dream. Then they get hit with a death beam. Then it isn't a dream. Damn, this is more confusing than that movie Brazil at my stream. So your guess is as good as mine. Damn, ninja wannabe confusing the feline.

Elsewhere in blogland life is grand:
Betsy is showing cat pictures galore.
Brian is gawking at every shore.
Truedessa is writing about love.
Rosey is giving away things like a baseball glove.

Terry is giving a worm shout.
Manzanita is sure to pout.
Halloween Nazi is still upset,
She can't off this poor pet.

Penny is still eating crap.
Old one eye sure can flap.
R is saying two words.
The tabbies still hate burds.

Basically everything is different yet the same.
Grammar Nazi I blame.
Trying to keep all in line.
Pffft, not this feline.

Triva Time, In Rhyme!
#1 Name the two beers in Take This Job and Shove It at your pit.

#2 What's the name of the green superhero rabbit that has a toad fighting habit?

#3 Where were they off to in The Dream Team, don't say dream.

#4 "Don't f*** with the lords of hell" was said in for the win?

#5 Scat Man played ever so groovy while a guys shoes were on fire in which movie?


 Review At My Zoo
It sucks the biggest bag of litter ever. Nothing about it is clever. Go beat your head against the wall. It will be much more fun at your hall.

SPECIAL NOTE: This was a rip off I decided to float, meaning the above book is FAKE! Just in case you do a double take.

Expect a ninja wannabe rip off for insecure day? How does it relate at my bay? Many seem to be insecure about ripping things off trying to re-invent the wheel as they scoff. Not gonna happen at any sea. Always will be a comparison out there of some other book tree. Make your idea yours and that is that. As long as you are not some blatant copy cat. Like maybe sorta the above from the cat. Hey, the ninja wannabe does not rhyme at his mat.

So, do you like the fake cover I had made? Do you think it is a dream that will fade? Do you know the answers at your zoo? Do you like my review? Are you tired of questions yet? Do you want more from this pet? Did you say you passed gas? Stay away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.