A dVerse Rip Off Today With Three On Display!

So for dVerse here and there, Truedessa writes little tales with Pat and the cat at her lair. They are fun and very well done. So the cat ripped her off today but not in the usual way. For a tale has come to life as Grumpy Goo and Captain Red Shoes cause them strife.

 
There was a man,Who had a tan.He was absurd.With his yummy bird.
 
I wanted to eat it.Every little bit.So we fired away,In some sort of bay.
 
I made Pat go and fetch the thing.He grabbed it by the wing.Then swung on back.I needed my snack.
 
See, yum!That bird was dumb.It tasted like chicken though.But then, oh know!
 
She came on the ship.She had a cement hip.She sunk us into the sea.How rude of she.
 
She even killed Pat.I had to stop the dingbat.A murderous streak.She needed to go up the creek.
 
She waited the treasure,It brought her pleasure,All to herself.What a greedy elf.

But the shine brought Pat back.A woman he did not want to attack.But then she looked ill,And fit the bill.
 
She was a blue guy in disguise.Ticking the cat off was not wise.I kicked him in the giant litterbox.He sure caused bitter shocks.
 
The pirates all ran away.Captain Red Shoes was in dismay.He had fallen for a blue guy.I think he started to cry.
Click here for the real story. It isn't so gory.
Well that may not be how it really goes, but another book is here to pose. Sorry Truedessa, it has no rose. Now they go where the wind blows. And now book 25 has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.