Pat Hatt's Blog, page 139
December 9, 2015
A Little Here With A Helpful Cheer!
Don't you just love the bankers? They are all a bunch of crummy wankers. At least most of them the cat has met. They just annoy this pet.
Look at your account,
It has an amount.
We can't have that.
Come chew the fat.
Not my fat.
We can't have that.
Plus it's nasty to.
But that you knew.
Sit with me,
It's all free.
Hear what we want.
I won't taunt.
We are here to help,
So you won't yelp.
That is our way,
Each and every day.
So you have money.
That is really funny.
You know no one else does,
Forget the mattress fuzz.
They set up this and that.
They are happy where they are at.
They can be brain dead.
Not having to get out of bed.
Automatically have us do it.
Automatically it by every bit.
Automatically take the cake.
Automatically investments we'll make.
Set it up to run,
Then go and have fun.
It is that easy.
No need to get cheesy.
We'll take your dough,
Automatically it will flow.
Flow into this and that,
Even easy enough for a cat.
Automatically pay every bill.
Automatically pay for a thrill.
Automatically save and invest.
Automatic is just the best.
Pfffft says the cat. Stick your automatic this and that. I control where it goes, so pound that up your banker nose. Even if there isn't much there. I won't fall for your stupid automatic stare. Go all automatic at your sea? Sure as heck isn't for me. They can automatically have the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Look at your account,
It has an amount.
We can't have that.
Come chew the fat.
Not my fat.
We can't have that.
Plus it's nasty to.
But that you knew.
Sit with me,
It's all free.
Hear what we want.
I won't taunt.
We are here to help,
So you won't yelp.
That is our way,
Each and every day.
So you have money.
That is really funny.
You know no one else does,
Forget the mattress fuzz.
They set up this and that.
They are happy where they are at.
They can be brain dead.
Not having to get out of bed.
Automatically have us do it.
Automatically it by every bit.
Automatically take the cake.
Automatically investments we'll make.
Set it up to run,
Then go and have fun.
It is that easy.
No need to get cheesy.
We'll take your dough,
Automatically it will flow.
Flow into this and that,
Even easy enough for a cat.
Automatically pay every bill.
Automatically pay for a thrill.
Automatically save and invest.
Automatic is just the best.
Pfffft says the cat. Stick your automatic this and that. I control where it goes, so pound that up your banker nose. Even if there isn't much there. I won't fall for your stupid automatic stare. Go all automatic at your sea? Sure as heck isn't for me. They can automatically have the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 8, 2015
How Do You Know They Saved Dough?
So the cat has lived in a dump, a dump that most any place can trump, then we moved away from there and go a better lair. But we can easily tell they saved dough when it was built. Why? Stupid things up the hilt.
Welcome home,
After you roam.
It is night time.
That's no crime.
Whoops, it's dark.
You missed the mark.
Nearest light switch is 5 feet away and behind a wall.
Don't trip going down the hall.
Cook on the stove,
Maybe some grove.
All I use is the burner,
I'm just a knob turner.
But whoopsy to that.
The bedroom breaker chews the fat.
As in use the stove and it flips off.
Enough to make anyone scoff.
Turn the water to cold,
Where things may not remain bold,
And whoopsy it is hot.
Hot and cold is a guessing game a lot.
Comes with one light bulb out of three.
They may not want you to see.
Then you may learn,
They cut corners at every turn.
The hallways are big enough for a cat.
Otherwise, better hope you aren't fat.
As you aren't getting through.
Can't go two by two.
And then after they save,
No path to riches they pave.
They won't even show,
Not high or oh so low.
Nope, won't be there to take rent.
Then if you don't pay they get bent.
When they are the ones that aren't around,
Even at times when they say they will be found.
But it isn't a dump.
So okay with a bump.
Until the next time at least,
Pat moves us and I act like a scary beast.
It's the little things, right? Pffft day and night. But one can still get by, even with cold when hot to the eye. One just has to know how it will flow. Our 17th move may come soon, or not, to a new sand dune. We shall see what comes to pass for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Welcome home,
After you roam.
It is night time.
That's no crime.
Whoops, it's dark.
You missed the mark.
Nearest light switch is 5 feet away and behind a wall.
Don't trip going down the hall.
Cook on the stove,
Maybe some grove.
All I use is the burner,
I'm just a knob turner.
But whoopsy to that.
The bedroom breaker chews the fat.
As in use the stove and it flips off.
Enough to make anyone scoff.
Turn the water to cold,
Where things may not remain bold,
And whoopsy it is hot.
Hot and cold is a guessing game a lot.
Comes with one light bulb out of three.
They may not want you to see.
Then you may learn,
They cut corners at every turn.
The hallways are big enough for a cat.
Otherwise, better hope you aren't fat.
As you aren't getting through.
Can't go two by two.
And then after they save,
No path to riches they pave.
They won't even show,
Not high or oh so low.
Nope, won't be there to take rent.
Then if you don't pay they get bent.
When they are the ones that aren't around,
Even at times when they say they will be found.
But it isn't a dump.
So okay with a bump.
Until the next time at least,
Pat moves us and I act like a scary beast.
It's the little things, right? Pffft day and night. But one can still get by, even with cold when hot to the eye. One just has to know how it will flow. Our 17th move may come soon, or not, to a new sand dune. We shall see what comes to pass for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 7, 2015
A Little Helper Might Make You A Yelper?
The cat thinks you may be late. A card may be your fate. You may need one for someone near. Could tell them you want to umm grope their rear. Well there is an easy way. Just look at the below cards on display.
Grow nice and strong.Let it get long. Might fall off though,Or get eaten by a reindeer you know.
What would that be?Open to see.I hear it's a card.Wasn't that umm hard?
Keep things spry.Away the sleigh bells will fly. Or something will fly.At least on a guy.
One for the pet.It is a safe bet,They won't like the snip snip.Here is some lip.
Make a wish.Fill a dish.Or fill her up.Get it? Err umm blame a pup.
Asses up.Enough for a pup. The same guy though.Multiplicity come and go?
Naughty is more fun.Who needs a nice run.Let the naughty fly. No need to impress a jolly fat guy.
Is that true? Who knew?Maybe a few,Who got small packages at their zoo.
Santa gets around,Seems fun is found.Or rather scary stuff.At least he isn't in the buff.
And finally just give it.Hope they get lots of shit.Not in the brown way.But still, a fun display.
Need a card now? I bet these will wow. Can find them at this sea. I found them and figured I'd help thee. Can get great wrapping paper too. Enjoy at your zoo. I hope you get more than gas, that would not impress my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Grow nice and strong.Let it get long. Might fall off though,Or get eaten by a reindeer you know.
What would that be?Open to see.I hear it's a card.Wasn't that umm hard?
Keep things spry.Away the sleigh bells will fly. Or something will fly.At least on a guy.
One for the pet.It is a safe bet,They won't like the snip snip.Here is some lip.
Make a wish.Fill a dish.Or fill her up.Get it? Err umm blame a pup.
Asses up.Enough for a pup. The same guy though.Multiplicity come and go?
Naughty is more fun.Who needs a nice run.Let the naughty fly. No need to impress a jolly fat guy.
Is that true? Who knew?Maybe a few,Who got small packages at their zoo.
Santa gets around,Seems fun is found.Or rather scary stuff.At least he isn't in the buff.
And finally just give it.Hope they get lots of shit.Not in the brown way.But still, a fun display.
Need a card now? I bet these will wow. Can find them at this sea. I found them and figured I'd help thee. Can get great wrapping paper too. Enjoy at your zoo. I hope you get more than gas, that would not impress my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 6, 2015
A Little Obsession With Stat Aggression!
The cat get asked every now and again how numbers grow. It is so easy that many should know. But instead they expect magic. Their line of thinking is so tragic. Worse yet, obsessed is a safe bet.
It is your obsession,
That with each session,
You need stats galore.
People must explore.
I have to be the best.
I'm just so obsessed.
I'll even show a breast,
Because I'm that obsessed.
But it didn't work,
Not even my breast perk.
Damn, where did I go wrong.
Why won't all play along?
I have such zest.
I am that obsessed.
I pass every test.
You can't be this obsessed.
It is just me.
I should be what all see.
Come to my pad.
A fun time will be had.
Don't go west.
I'm far too obsessed.
Come and be my guest,
See that I'm obsessed.
It is just my way.
I want all to play.
See what I write.
My words take flight.
My place must be addressed,
I am that obsessed.
Come sit in my nest,
Flock and be obsessed.
It is so great.
I have a great trait.
Come and see me.
I'm at the place to be.
I'm stat obsessed.
I have to be the best.
My time is pressed,
But you should come as I'm obsessed.
Obsessed nuts with stats don't usually get anywhere. Why is that at their lair? Because they don't go anywhere. They just sit and expect you to stare. Not going to happen at all, no matter how loud you shout your stat obsessed call. When fun and enjoyment gives way to obsession at your sea, you've already lost and should take a knee. That is my obsession rhyme for the stat class. Thankfully I'm not a stat obsessed, although they are nice, little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
It is your obsession,
That with each session,
You need stats galore.
People must explore.
I have to be the best.
I'm just so obsessed.
I'll even show a breast,
Because I'm that obsessed.
But it didn't work,
Not even my breast perk.
Damn, where did I go wrong.
Why won't all play along?
I have such zest.
I am that obsessed.
I pass every test.
You can't be this obsessed.
It is just me.
I should be what all see.
Come to my pad.
A fun time will be had.
Don't go west.
I'm far too obsessed.
Come and be my guest,
See that I'm obsessed.
It is just my way.
I want all to play.
See what I write.
My words take flight.
My place must be addressed,
I am that obsessed.
Come sit in my nest,
Flock and be obsessed.
It is so great.
I have a great trait.
Come and see me.
I'm at the place to be.
I'm stat obsessed.
I have to be the best.
My time is pressed,
But you should come as I'm obsessed.
Obsessed nuts with stats don't usually get anywhere. Why is that at their lair? Because they don't go anywhere. They just sit and expect you to stare. Not going to happen at all, no matter how loud you shout your stat obsessed call. When fun and enjoyment gives way to obsession at your sea, you've already lost and should take a knee. That is my obsession rhyme for the stat class. Thankfully I'm not a stat obsessed, although they are nice, little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 5, 2015
Need A Recharge At Your Barge?
The cat just plops down anywhere in our town. I have a good nap and fill the gap. I can recharge with ease. It is a breeze. You humans though, I just don't know.
Recharging you say,
Come what may.
Too much strife.
Need to recharge life.
Where does the plug go?
Do I want to know?
Do you keep it in your pocket,
Shoving it in the nearest socket?
Maybe new batteries are needed.
Energizer can be deeded.
Then you can beat the drum all day.
Who needs to slave away for pay?
Nope, you don't do that.
As seen by the cat.
Instead you run.
How is that fun?
Maybe you drink.
That helpful you think?
Smoke a little grass?
Talk to the singing bass?
Sleep the whole day?
Take in a play?
Go play in the street?
That might not end so neat.
Go for a drive?
Lucky to get out a live.
With the nuts on the road,
Could go into road rage mode.
Write a book?
Go stop a crook?
Give someone a look?
Some flings at your nook?
My, what you do.
So many things in view.
But hey, some have perks.
And whatever works.
The cat has chewed armpit hair.
So who am I to judge at my lair.
Recharge like the bunny,
And who cares if you look funny.
How do you recharge at your sea? Curl up like me? Hopefully you don't chew armpit hair. That would be nasty at every human lair. The cat will now go roll in the grass and shake his recharged little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Recharging you say,
Come what may.
Too much strife.
Need to recharge life.
Where does the plug go?
Do I want to know?
Do you keep it in your pocket,
Shoving it in the nearest socket?
Maybe new batteries are needed.
Energizer can be deeded.
Then you can beat the drum all day.
Who needs to slave away for pay?
Nope, you don't do that.
As seen by the cat.
Instead you run.
How is that fun?
Maybe you drink.
That helpful you think?
Smoke a little grass?
Talk to the singing bass?
Sleep the whole day?
Take in a play?
Go play in the street?
That might not end so neat.
Go for a drive?
Lucky to get out a live.
With the nuts on the road,
Could go into road rage mode.
Write a book?
Go stop a crook?
Give someone a look?
Some flings at your nook?
My, what you do.
So many things in view.
But hey, some have perks.
And whatever works.
The cat has chewed armpit hair.
So who am I to judge at my lair.
Recharge like the bunny,
And who cares if you look funny.
How do you recharge at your sea? Curl up like me? Hopefully you don't chew armpit hair. That would be nasty at every human lair. The cat will now go roll in the grass and shake his recharged little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 4, 2015
How Do You..Pass I Do!
Well it may be the season for Christmas cheer, nuts are still far and near. I had to login on my phone one day and a nut watched me typing away.
How do you remember that?
It is sure a long one.
Is it an easy stat?
Something familiar you spun?
Like I'd tell you.
Now go far away.
Stop lurking in my view,
Or I'll bury you in the litter tray.
But that was long,
I saw you typing.
Your memory must be strong,
Unless you were Skyping.
I remember easy as can be,
Now shoo the hell away from me.
I'll give you a flea on your knee,
Or leave you stuck in a tree.
Do you use the same for all?
Different ones can be rough.
Helpdesk I'd have to call,
Unless I use the same for all my stuff.
Yeah, use the same,
Get hacked with ease.
That's a fine game.
Now go away, please.
You don't use the same?
Are they all that long?
They must all be tame.
They can't be very strong.
If they are as hard as your head,
I'll be fine and dandy.
You sure cause dread,
Worse than a kid hopped up on candy.
I just have to know,
Is there some trick?
Do you use numbers in a row?
You remember some slick.
Wish I could forget you.
Look, my time is up.
I'll go and let you stew,
Like an antsy, trapped pup.
Yep, as I was sitting there logging in, some nut thought my password was quite the spin. They didn't see, but they saw me type with glee. Not sure if they were really that dumb or just trying to talk out their bum. Maybe try and get me to reveal one? Pffft like that would ever be done. She was one annoying lass. Almost as bad as Flappy to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
How do you remember that?
It is sure a long one.
Is it an easy stat?
Something familiar you spun?
Like I'd tell you.
Now go far away.
Stop lurking in my view,
Or I'll bury you in the litter tray.
But that was long,
I saw you typing.
Your memory must be strong,
Unless you were Skyping.
I remember easy as can be,
Now shoo the hell away from me.
I'll give you a flea on your knee,
Or leave you stuck in a tree.
Do you use the same for all?
Different ones can be rough.
Helpdesk I'd have to call,
Unless I use the same for all my stuff.
Yeah, use the same,
Get hacked with ease.
That's a fine game.
Now go away, please.
You don't use the same?
Are they all that long?
They must all be tame.
They can't be very strong.
If they are as hard as your head,
I'll be fine and dandy.
You sure cause dread,
Worse than a kid hopped up on candy.
I just have to know,
Is there some trick?
Do you use numbers in a row?
You remember some slick.
Wish I could forget you.
Look, my time is up.
I'll go and let you stew,
Like an antsy, trapped pup.
Yep, as I was sitting there logging in, some nut thought my password was quite the spin. They didn't see, but they saw me type with glee. Not sure if they were really that dumb or just trying to talk out their bum. Maybe try and get me to reveal one? Pffft like that would ever be done. She was one annoying lass. Almost as bad as Flappy to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 3, 2015
Take A Dive In The Drive!
The cat has seen it again, then he always does at our den, humans have more sayings that I have grains of litter. Thinking of that might make your taste buds bitter. Why? I don't know. Now on with the show.
Out for a drive,
Got out alive.
All well and good,
There in your hood.
But maybe not so,
As you let loose a flow.
You're being drove mad.
Hmm, fun times being had?
I'm driving you mad,
Here at my pad,
Without even driving.
Damn, more deadly than sky diving.
Especially since there is more,
A driving nowhere encore.
I drove you into the ground.
If it's in the woods does it make a sound?
Have I driven you batty?
Might get a little ratty.
Start chewing the walls,
Or scrambling down halls.
Drive you bonkers, crazy or nuts.
Same as mad at many huts.
But so many ways to say it,
Without driving one bit.
Can even drive you up the wall.
Now that takes talent at my hall.
A car that drives up.
That would even impress a pup.
I drive you to drink.
The bar or the sink?
The bar I'd at least drive.
Either way you may not get out alive.
Drive you out of your mind.
I'm such a nasty rhyming behind.
I made your head as empty as can be.
At least it's too empty to sue me.
And with my final act,
I'll make you a pact.
I won't drive the price up here.
Of that, you can have no fear.
Have I driven you up the wall? Hmm, that would be down I suppose if you read it all. Can you drive someone down a wall? Either way, driving can have a ball. You can sit on the couch and still drive. My, how do you humans survive? The cat will drive this one home with class. I'm such a driven little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Out for a drive,
Got out alive.
All well and good,
There in your hood.
But maybe not so,
As you let loose a flow.
You're being drove mad.
Hmm, fun times being had?
I'm driving you mad,
Here at my pad,
Without even driving.
Damn, more deadly than sky diving.
Especially since there is more,
A driving nowhere encore.
I drove you into the ground.
If it's in the woods does it make a sound?
Have I driven you batty?
Might get a little ratty.
Start chewing the walls,
Or scrambling down halls.
Drive you bonkers, crazy or nuts.
Same as mad at many huts.
But so many ways to say it,
Without driving one bit.
Can even drive you up the wall.
Now that takes talent at my hall.
A car that drives up.
That would even impress a pup.
I drive you to drink.
The bar or the sink?
The bar I'd at least drive.
Either way you may not get out alive.
Drive you out of your mind.
I'm such a nasty rhyming behind.
I made your head as empty as can be.
At least it's too empty to sue me.
And with my final act,
I'll make you a pact.
I won't drive the price up here.
Of that, you can have no fear.
Have I driven you up the wall? Hmm, that would be down I suppose if you read it all. Can you drive someone down a wall? Either way, driving can have a ball. You can sit on the couch and still drive. My, how do you humans survive? The cat will drive this one home with class. I'm such a driven little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 2, 2015
Fly Free At Your Sea!
Here we are.Last IWSG bar.Last of the year.Hmm, still June here.
But forgo that.I'm just a fast cat.What was that?Stop chewing the fat?
That I will do,Here at my zoo.I'll leave that to you,And maybe a kangaroo.
Chew the fat,Where you're at.But be all merry.Don't go all Carrie.
So you didn't write much.So you lost touch.So you got a bad review.So someone said, screw you.
Did you catch the so?A little so show.So friggin what?Can't please every nut.
Instead enjoy the mingle,Or a little jingle.Nuts will be nuts,Cheer sucking butts.
I could have used asses,But didn't want to offend the masses.Umm, err, hold on there,That's some other lair.
Just use the, so.Give a ho ho ho.Not to be confused with a hooker,Could get diseases even if she's a looker.
Whoopdi friggin doo has its perks.Pfffft sure as hell works.But this year keep the cheer,And go so ho ho hoing without fear.
Got your so on? Don't ho ho ho from dusk to dawn. You may lose your voice. In that you won't rejoice. So you go so, pffft and whoopdi friggin doo. The cat has sure given a lot to you. That is your gift, hope your spirits lift. Say all three to any nut with sass. They all work for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
December 1, 2015
Holiday Spam Brings The Ham!
The stores want you to buy buy buy as they go after every girl and guy, but the stores aren't the only ones. Holidays also give the spammers the runs. At least mouth wise. Not sure, and don't want to know, if they need an Imodium prize.
King Abubu still wants me.
He wants to share at my sea.
Doesn't matter the day,
He'll give his fortune away.
But there are more,
At each and every shore.
They want you to buy,
Letting your credit card bill go sky high.
Your loved one needs this.
It will cause such bliss.
We are sure of that.
Get this for your cat.
Get that for your dog.
Don't forget your pet frog.
They need that and this.
It will give them pure bliss.
Better to be overwhelmed then whelmed at your sea.
Just come here and listen to me.
I'll show you the way.
Buy this and that today.
That and this or this and that?
Either way is where it's at.
Just plop down your wallet,
Each time we call it.
Santa may be jolly,
But he can't impress with this holly.
Get yours today.
Listen to what we say.
No, we don't get a kickback.
This is all for your shack.
We are here for you,
And your loved ones too.
Not to mention your kids,
Get in on the bids.
What? You don't have one?
Maybe one day you'll go up from none.
So buy it now.
Your future kids will wow.
Don't make them wait until they are born.
You need this magic horn.
Borrow from King Abubu if you must.
He is a good man to trust.
Then pay for it all.
Everyone in your home will have a ball.
Spammers are sure out in force. They want to sell to you without recourse. Thinking they have the perfect thing to make all sing. Of course they get a kickback for each thing they sell. But it is for you, so what the hell. Pffft at least King Abubu stays the same no matter how lame. Spammers, holiday ones or not, can go be buried in the grass and kiss my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
King Abubu still wants me.
He wants to share at my sea.
Doesn't matter the day,
He'll give his fortune away.
But there are more,
At each and every shore.
They want you to buy,
Letting your credit card bill go sky high.
Your loved one needs this.
It will cause such bliss.
We are sure of that.
Get this for your cat.
Get that for your dog.
Don't forget your pet frog.
They need that and this.
It will give them pure bliss.
Better to be overwhelmed then whelmed at your sea.
Just come here and listen to me.
I'll show you the way.
Buy this and that today.
That and this or this and that?
Either way is where it's at.
Just plop down your wallet,
Each time we call it.
Santa may be jolly,
But he can't impress with this holly.
Get yours today.
Listen to what we say.
No, we don't get a kickback.
This is all for your shack.
We are here for you,
And your loved ones too.
Not to mention your kids,
Get in on the bids.
What? You don't have one?
Maybe one day you'll go up from none.
So buy it now.
Your future kids will wow.
Don't make them wait until they are born.
You need this magic horn.
Borrow from King Abubu if you must.
He is a good man to trust.
Then pay for it all.
Everyone in your home will have a ball.
Spammers are sure out in force. They want to sell to you without recourse. Thinking they have the perfect thing to make all sing. Of course they get a kickback for each thing they sell. But it is for you, so what the hell. Pffft at least King Abubu stays the same no matter how lame. Spammers, holiday ones or not, can go be buried in the grass and kiss my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
November 30, 2015
Even Cans Have Their Fans!
So the cat sees it everywhere and I'm sure you are also aware. Fanboys are near and far, fangirls also come by car. Not sure why they are just lumped as boys as both sure get joys.
Marvel vs. DC ones,
Always had their runs.
Nintendo vs. Sony was there,
Upon entering many a lair.
That is all well and good,
As fanboys fight at every hood.
But now it has gone insane,
As they are in every lane.
Can A beats Can B.
Can B is a sight to see.
Round rock beats pointy rock,
Does that come as a shock?
Facebook beats Twitter.
Come now, don't be bitter.
Red dirt beats brown dirt.
Do you want to flirt?
Cat vs. dog.
Frog vs. hog.
Car vs. truck.
Goose vs. duck.
Soda vs. pop.
Go vs. stop.
Road vs. street.
Messy vs. neat.
Everything is up for grabs.
Even the clap vs crabs.
I beat it's been debated.
Not sure how either leaves one elated.
You just have to make a claim,
And along comes some lad or dame,
They won't agree with you,
And fanboys will flock by the few.
Doesn't have to be a ton,
But you'll always get one.
Arguing something completely stupid,
Like a young vs. an old cupid.
The everything fanboy,
They are anything but coy,
They'll fight you to the bitter end,
No matter the thing, toy, game, object, disease....or trend.
Are you one of those? Do you sink the human race to new lows? Not sure how much farther it can sink. No, there is no need to debate that at my rink. Some just like to argue away at the end of the day. Fanboys and fangirls can suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Marvel vs. DC ones,
Always had their runs.
Nintendo vs. Sony was there,
Upon entering many a lair.
That is all well and good,
As fanboys fight at every hood.
But now it has gone insane,
As they are in every lane.
Can A beats Can B.
Can B is a sight to see.
Round rock beats pointy rock,
Does that come as a shock?
Facebook beats Twitter.
Come now, don't be bitter.
Red dirt beats brown dirt.
Do you want to flirt?
Cat vs. dog.
Frog vs. hog.
Car vs. truck.
Goose vs. duck.
Soda vs. pop.
Go vs. stop.
Road vs. street.
Messy vs. neat.
Everything is up for grabs.
Even the clap vs crabs.
I beat it's been debated.
Not sure how either leaves one elated.
You just have to make a claim,
And along comes some lad or dame,
They won't agree with you,
And fanboys will flock by the few.
Doesn't have to be a ton,
But you'll always get one.
Arguing something completely stupid,
Like a young vs. an old cupid.
The everything fanboy,
They are anything but coy,
They'll fight you to the bitter end,
No matter the thing, toy, game, object, disease....or trend.
Are you one of those? Do you sink the human race to new lows? Not sure how much farther it can sink. No, there is no need to debate that at my rink. Some just like to argue away at the end of the day. Fanboys and fangirls can suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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