Take A Dive In The Drive!

The cat has seen it again, then he always does at our den, humans have more sayings that I have grains of litter. Thinking of that might make your taste buds bitter. Why? I don't know. Now on with the show.

Out for a drive,
Got out alive.
All well and good,
There in your hood.

But maybe not so,
As you let loose a flow.
You're being drove mad.
Hmm, fun times being had?

I'm driving you mad,
Here at my pad,
Without even driving.
Damn, more deadly than sky diving.

Especially since there is more,
A driving nowhere encore.
I drove you into the ground.
If it's in the woods does it make a sound?

Have I driven you batty?
Might get a little ratty.
Start chewing the walls,
Or scrambling down halls.

Drive you bonkers, crazy or nuts.
Same as mad at many huts.
But so many ways to say it,
Without driving one bit.

Can even drive you up the wall.
Now that takes talent at my hall.
A car that drives up.
That would even impress a pup.

I drive you to drink.
The bar or the sink?
The bar I'd at least drive.
Either way you may not get out alive.

Drive you out of your mind.
I'm such a nasty rhyming behind.
I made your head as empty as can be.
At least it's too empty to sue me.

And with my final act,
I'll make you a pact.
I won't drive the price up here.
Of that, you can have no fear.

Have I driven you up the wall? Hmm, that would be down I suppose if you read it all. Can you drive someone down a wall? Either way, driving can have a ball. You can sit on the couch and still drive. My, how do you humans survive? The cat will drive this one home with class. I'm such a driven little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.