Write like no one is reading Quotes

“Life is great, and without it, you'd be dead.”
― Karen Quan, Write like no one is reading

“Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“Being in a wheelchair has made everyday things difficult. Things you wouldn't imagine. Like the looks I get at high school basketball games when they tell everyone to stand for the National Anthem.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.”
― Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading

“Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“I'll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for the task.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“There is no question that Los Angeles expects its long-termers to survive the inevitable and chronic ass-kickings alone.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

“Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

“I don’t understand why Universities only offer undergraduate classes during the day when their professional staff should be smart enough to know that a large percentage of their students are non-traditional.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

“Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading