Write like no one is reading Quotes

“I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

“There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.”
― Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading

“I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“If I could only teach you one thing about the world, it would be to Appreciate and be as present as possible in every moment. Take everything in and try and learn from it. No matter how tangled things get, there is always a lesson to be learned in the untangling of those things.”
― Bethany Brookbank, Write like no one is reading

“Sometimes, when I'm alone, I wonder if it really counts as being alone, since I am covered in millions of other living organisms.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.”
― Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading

“I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it. ”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“I had to free myself from my devotion to him... to us... without losing my ability to believe in love.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.”
― Bethany Brookbank, Write like no one is reading

“I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

“A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object… believe me, they tend to not be as picky as you might think when it comes to that.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

“Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world events or send pictures of newborns immediately around the world. It is simply that you can log on to jcpenney.com from anywhere and order fresh underwear immediately after seeing your life flash before your eyes.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.”
― David C Holley, Write like no one is reading

“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it.”
― Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading

“He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“Los Angeles can never be convinced to fight fair, but the town has an insidious way of tempting back its most devoted followers.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“After three hundred miles of musicians and endless tequila shots, the tour bus driver had never been more eager to dump us in the middle of another small, sober town.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.”
― Jennifer Harrison, Write like no one is reading

“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.”
― Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading