Shay

“Sarcasm is such unattractive quality in anyone but me.”
― Samantha Young, Smokeless Fire

“What kind of city doesn’t have a football team? Explain that to me, Wes.” “They do have one,” I point out. “The Argonauts.” Richard narrows his eyes. “Is it an NFL team?” “Well, no, it’s CFL, but—” “Then they don’t have a team,” he says firmly. I stifle a laugh.”
― Sarina Bowen, Him

“but at the end of the day, who I come home to, who I share my accomplishments with is what makes the struggle worth it”
― Kristen Callihan, The Hook Up

“I love orgasms. I say a prayer of thanks to God for them every day."

"You say a prayer of thanks for orgasms?" Elle asked.

"Of course. I mean, they're a gift from God, right? A woman doesn't need to have an orgasm to get pregnant, right?"

"Right."

"So if they have nothing to do with reproduction, then why do women have them?" Kryie asked. She raised her hand and pointed a finger up at hte ceiling, at the sky, where God lived. "Orgasms are God's way of saying He's sorry about periods and cramps."

"Apology accepted," Elle said.”
― Tiffany Reisz, The Virgin