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[Kimberly]

Granted but you wont be able be out in daylight without having an allergic reaction to the sunlight/

I wish I could move into a bigger home.

[Jill]

Granted but then all your relatives want to move in with you.

I wish that car repair wasn't so expensive.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now the price of gas triples and stays at that price.

I wish I wouldn't get so much junk mail.

[Barbara]

Granted but you would get thousands of fliers left at your front door.

I wish I had a tub to give my dog a bath.

[Kimberly]

Granted but your water bill triples.

I wish people would protest peacefully and leave their guns and other weapons at home.

[Barbara]

Granted but the protestors would carry cans of paint and douse everything in their path.

I wish my copays for doctor and dentists would be zero.

[Marc]

Granted, but then you would have to live in Canada.

I with that every time someone said COVID, I would receive $10.00.

[Luna]

Granted but you will be in a perpetual quarantine.

I wish i have a big yard for more dogs.

[Jill]

Granted but you would spend all your time shoveling up dog droppings.

I wish that the crows would quit eating the corn I put out for my deer.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they chase you every time you step outside.

I wish I had a good book to read right now.

[Jill]

You do but it is written in a language that you don't understand.

I wish that people would not litter.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now everyone thinks it's OK to urinate outside.

I wish salespeople would stop placing items on shelves without prices.

[Barbara]

Granted but they would put things all over the place where they don't belong

I wish I could have a vacation in Florida.

[Jill]

Granted but then Florida is struck with a hurricane and tidal wave.

I wish people didn't overuse the phrase "at this point in time".

[Kimberly]

Granted but now everyone yells "Hello" at the top of their lungs whenever they see another person.

I wish fast food workers would put more than one napkin in my bag when I order food through drive-thru.

[Jill]

Granted but then they forget to put in the food.

I wish that there was news on tv instead of opinion

[Kimberly]

Granted but now all their show is news and no other type of television programs.

I wish guns were only made available for people who have to use them for their job.

[Luna]

Granted but doctors, nurses, teachers, drivers, cashiers, bank tellers will be given guns as well.

I wish people would think of their neighbors when they're making loud noises.

[Marc]

Granted, but then the thoughts of their neighbours as loud noises were being made were negative, and 'hate' thy neighbour became the norm.

I wish we could all just get along and live and let live.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now all the animals fight each other constantly.

I wish all gas stations/convenient stores had a security guard.

[Barbara]

Granted but the security guards are usually sleeping.

I wish my dog was more enthusiastic about playing fetch.

[Joyce]

Granted, but the dog becomes SO enthusiastic (s)he fetches everything you throw away in the garbage.

I wish I my neighbor would fix his door so that it stops banging in the wind.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now it's your door that needs fixing and bangs in the wind and you can't afford to fix it.

I wish I could spend the day just watching movies.

[Marc]

Granted, but you would be strapped down in your chair, with a device to hold your eyes open, and forced to watch ultra-violent movies until it made you sick to your stomach.

I wish I could meet an alien from outer space.

[Kimberly]

Granted but he puts a tracking device in you and programs you to do everything it tells you to do.

I wish I was asleep.

[starrynight17]

Granted, but you dream the entire time and its like you are in real life

i wish i had a twin

[Barbara]

Granted but the twin would drive you crazy with their constant practical jokes.

I wish I had a new bottle of nail polish.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it gives your fingernails a nasty bacteria infection.

I wish I remembered to pick up a bottle of nail polish today while shopping>

[Joyce]

Granted, but it is defective - the applicator is missing.

I wish I could handle more than one glass of wine without getting real sleepy.

[Kimberly]

Granted but your speech always become very slurred after just half a glass.

I wish certain businesses would do better with following safety guidelines to insure of safety for not only customers but their workers too.

[Marc]

Granted, but then all businesses go bankrupt.

I wish I had a large stash of real diamonds, rubies, and pearls.

[starrynight17]

granted, but they are in an unbreakable safe that you don't know the code to

i wish i had brown eyes

[Kimberly]

Granted but then your eyes suddenly shut and wont open.

I wish I could actually pick a wish from this game and actually have it come true.

[Jill]

Granted but now the whole world is changed because you picked the wrong wish.

I wish that I could have met Abraham Lincoln.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it's just when he gets assassinated and it leaves you with nightmares forever.

I wish the weather man would stop reporting possibility of snow and it doesn't happen.

[Mystic Orange]

Granted. He then insteads freezes you until you die. 🥶

I wish the pandemic was over

[Kimberly]

Granted but now there is an issue with killer bees.

I wish there were not stray cats in the community.

[Barbara]

Granted but then stray dogs would move in and take over the neighborhood.

I wish the walkways near my house weren't cracked and uneven.

[Kimberly]

Granted but the floors in your home keep cracking.

I wish people would remember to make sure their mail doesn't go to their old address when they move so the new residents wouldn't have to keep returning their mail to post office.

[Mystic Orange]

Granted but you get mailed and get sent to a radioactive factory

I wish we all stick together

[Barbara]

Granted but without different opinions everyone would be bored and unhappy.

I wish I had a designer leather purse.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it gives you a rash every time you touch it.

I wish earthquakes didn't make buildings collapse.

[Jill]

Granted but it causes the oceans to sink.

I wish my library was open on Saturdays.

[Marc]

Granted, but now it's only open on Saturdays, and only for an hour, between 5:15 a.m. and 6:15 a.m.

I wish that everyone could find their soul mates.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now dogs have become possessed and attacking people.

I wish dumpsters didn't have a bad odor.

[Barbara]

Granted but the air freshener sweet smell would make everyone nauseous and give them headaches.

I wish I had Lucky Charms cereal with lots of little marshmallows.

[Jill]

Granted but the marshmallow give you tooth decay.

I wish my piano was tuned free of charge.

[Mystic Orange]

Granted but now you receive homework for every minute you play the piano

I wish YouTube could ban The Vegan Teacher. You'll know who I'm talking about if you're up to date with the media.

[Kimberly]

Granted but then Youtube videos can't be accessed without paying every time you click on a video.

I wish people would get this covid virus under control soon and we don't have another pandemic to hit like this ever again.

[Barbara]

Granted but then we'd learn aliens from another planet are coming to Earth.

I wish Star Trek Picard was streaming on Netflix.