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[Lilly #2]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to choose when.

I wish we could know the answers to all the mysterious missing persons cases.

[Kimberly]

Granted but the answers gives you nightmares for the rest of your life.

I wish by the end of Spring it will be completely safe to travel without wearing mask.

[Luna]

Granted but all flights are fully booked and travel costs would skyrocket.

I wish people would stop believing that covid is a hoax.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they believe the flu is a hoax.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar and owned one.

[Jill]

Granted but your guitar turns out to be stolen and the police come to your house to investigate and you have lost the receipt.

I wish my garage was heated as cold weather approaches.

[Barbara]

Granted but the cozy temperature will attract snakes that set up homes in your garage.

I wish I had a big package of new batteries.

[Luna]

Granted but you have misplaced them and couldn't find any when you urgently need batteries.

I wish I had a robot that irons and folds my clothes.

[Kimberly]

Granted but he also chases you around with an iron.

I wish everyone would be allowed to reach the age 100 before dying.

[Jill]

Granted but then the world would become over populated and everyone would starve.

I wish that people wouldn't post their private lives on FB.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they all do it on billboards.

I wish food delivery people would have to keep cameras on them so I would know for sure if I ordered food that my food would be safe from tampering.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but all of your take-out will be sealed in those hard plastic bubbles no one can possibly open.

I wish someone would come over and decorate my house for the holidays.

[Luna]

Granted but decorator is critical of your ideas and decorates your house the exact opposite of what you wanted.

I wish someone would do my Christmas shopping and pay for it. :p

[Barbara]

Granted but everyone on your Christmas list would get a re-gifted fruitcake.

I wish I could get free Starbucks for life.

[Luna]

Granted but you'll suffer from insomnia for life.

I wish all ATMs are in safe and well-lighted locations.

[Barbara]

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[Kimberly]

Granted but it dies 5 minutes after you receive it.

I wish all gas stations had gas station attendants to pump gas for people.

[Barbara]

Granted but the price of gas would quadruple.

I wish I had a new waterpik.

[Luna]

Granted but you get electric shocks everytime you use it.

I wish i didn't get nervous when i visit the dentist.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get panic attacks every time you see someone in uniform.

I wish I could complete all household chores with a push of a button.

[Jill]

Granted but every appliance in your house is turned on at once and your electric bill quadruples.

I wish that wishing on the first star you see tonight was true.

[Kimberly]

Granted but unfortunately someone wish that you were a pig.

I wish that cars didn't need gas to run.

[Kimberly]

Granted but your family members do.

I wish degrading and taking personal shots at the other opponent will not be allowed in future political advertisements and debates.

[Lilly #2]

Granted, but they degrade everyone else in the audience.

I wish that people would learn to parent correctly.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now everyone must have tracking devices implanted in them.

I wish people would stop holding conversations with the cashier after they have paid for their items especially when they see a line behind them.

[Jill]

Granted but the cashier is so upset by what the person said that she has to close the register and you have to get at the end of another long line.

I wish that people in parking lots would quite opening their car doors into my car parked next to them.

[Barbara]

Granted but people would go crazy and start slashing tires.

I wish I had a good reading lamp near my bed.

[Kimberly]

Granted but after 10 minutes being on it explodes.

I wish everyone would agree to wear mask for 100 days, only go out for essential items, and stay 6 feet apart to help control the virus.

[Barbara]

Granted but people's nerves would get so frazzled that people would fight and throw things and cause general chaos.

I wish I discovered a rare antique at a yard sale and sold it for a lot of money.

[Kimberly]

Granted but a evil spirit was attached to the antique and resides in your home before being sold.

I wish Netflix was free.

[Jill]

Granted but then they would show only pornographic films.

I wish my car would become a classic and be worth bunches of money.

[Kimberly]

Granted but then one day a black-hole occurs and swallows up the car.

I wish there was peace on Earth.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now the entire world is put on a permanent curfew.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup waiting for me tomorrow.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would attract bees that stung you when you came to eat it.

I wish I had an automatic coffeemaker that had my coffee ready in the morning.

[Luna]

Granted but your coffee tastes sour, or burnt on some mornings.

I wish people would love silence and learn to shut up.

[Marc]

Granted but then the world would spin into a post-apocalyptic world, haunted by beings that cause psychotic behavior in nearly anyone who looks at them.

I wish I could be a time-traveler and go to the distant past or future.

[Kimberly]

Granted but every time you return to the present you have no memory of where you have been and fear cheese.

I wish I could get a home makeover for free.

[Jill]

Granted but it will be done by a plumber.

I wish I didn't like caffeine so much.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you are obsessed with chocolate.

I wish light bulbs would never go out.

[Barbara]

Granted but when they get old they give off a strong skunk odor and smell up the whole room.

I wish people put their junk mail in the trash can rather than leaving it all over the mailroom.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now trash cans constantly stay overflowing due to the amount of trash causing a rise in rats.

I wish they would rebuild a prison on a faraway secluded island for murderers and other really bad people.

[Jill]

Granted but they provide them with boats during their recreational period.

I wish some people would not call others who are slim "Skinny"

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they call them "sickly human being."

I wish I could produce a film and it gets nominated for an Oscar even if I don't actually win.

[Sandy]

Granted but you will not be nominated again.

I wish I never get sick, stay healthy and young forever.

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[Luna]

Granted but everybody you know is dead and your insurance is running out.

I wish there are scientific ways to fight fake news.

[Kimberly]

Granted but the cost of all medication triples.

I wish it would snow all day but be gone by Monday morning.

[Marc]

Granted, but then the world is flooded and the only hero to save the day is Kevin Costner.

I wish I could sing like the greatest opera singer of all time.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every time you talk you sound like Mickey Mouse

I wish I had an extra bedroom.

[Barbara]

Granted but it has a mold problem you can't fix.

I wish I had a generous gift card for the car wash.

[Luna]

Granted but there are water marks left on the windshield and mirrors that you need to clean manually.

I wish a rich relative would leave me a property by the beach.

[Marc]

Granted, but the property is haunted and anyone who stays there eventually goes mad.

I wish I can pause time and read all my TBR books.