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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
Granted but you are kept caged and constantly used for experimental testing.I wish stores would get rid of expired items instead of keeping them on shelves and putting the unexpired items in the back.
Granted but then they raise the price of the unexpired items.I wish that people in cars would be more alert to motorcycles on the highway.
Granted but now they drivers do not pay attention to pedestrians crossing the street.I wish dust didn't exist.
Granted but then instead of dust, you find sand on all your furniture.I wish someone would tell politicians to get their act together.
Granted but now everyone has to pay back taxes and never ever get a refund.I wish the CDC during the summer that the CDC announces that the pandemic is over and things can go back to normal starting in the Fall.
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I wish there was a Chinese take-out right near my house.
Granted but now your home always smell like fish.I wish a group of friends and I were vacationing in a nice log cabin well stocked with everything we need during a blizzard.
Granted but there is no heat in the cabin and a leak in the roof.I wish that the weatherman was always right.
Granted, but then he starts telling impossible, horrible, vile things that end up coming true.I wish I could go back in time and invest my money in real estate.
Granted but now you bark like a dog for 5 minutes every time you see a house.I wish someone would buy me cupcakes for Valentine's Day.
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I wish I would remember to get everything I need when I go to the supermarket.
Granted but those items have been removed from the store's stock anyway.I wish the Highway Department would scrape the snow off my road.
Granted but due to increase in covid cases your area is on lock down and no one can leave their homes for a week unless going to the hospital.I wish it was Spring already.
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I wish I had some Cracker Barrel chicken and dumplings.
Granted but after eating you develop bloody diarrhea from Campylobacter poisoning, because the chicken hadn't been cooked enough. I wish I had some dessert with my meal.
Granted but there is a dead spider in it.I wish I had more hot soup to eat.
Granted but it is made with sour milk.I wish that I wasn't the only person who has never read Harry Potter books?
Granted but now you are the only person alive.I wish it was raining all day.
Granted, but its raining blood.I wish that every time I made a wish it would come true.
Granted but now each time you make a wish something bad happens right after your wish comes true.I wish I had dessert to go along with my dinner.
Granted but then you gain lots of weight.I wish that some people would not spread nasty gossip.
Granted but now you are forced to spread nasty gossip and people will laugh at you for itI wish there was no such thing as homework
Granted but now the spread of nasty germs has increased.I wish fast food drive ins had a cover so on rainy days I didn't have to deal rain coming inside my window when it's rolled down to give my order and get it.
Granted but then the roof cover falls on your car.I wish grocery stores would quite moving products around to different shelves.
Granted all prices on things are now doubled the original price.I wish every home and apartment was built with a security camera and alarm at no extra cost.
Granted, and now Big Brother is watching all of us. I wish that everything I baked came out perfect.
Granted but you can't cook anything but baked food.I wish that people would not argue about politics.
Granted but now they argue about food.I wish businesses would get rid of those long recordings that keep telling you to press a number when ever you call for customer care service.
Granted but now you talk to a real person who speaks only Mandarin.I wish that New Orleans, which I love, didn't smell so bad.
Granted but every other place now smells like rotten eggs.I wish my shower could clean itself.
Granted but then it falls apart since the self-cleaning unit uses drain cleaner.I wish that somebody would prove that Big Foot really exists.
Granted only in your dreamsI wish someone would gift me an all expense paid trip to anywhere I wanted to go once the pandemic is over.
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I wish I had a big new smart TV.
Granted but it doesn't work and since you didn't get warranty for it, you can't be refunded or sent a new one.I wish animal control would drive through neighborhoods daily and retrieve all stray animals.
Granted but they mistake your beloved dog for a stray and take him away.I wish that my friend would quit telling the same stories over and over and over again.
Granted but now everyone in your family are constantly retelling stories over and over again.I wish my rent was lower.
Granted, but your quality of life is also diminished. I wish I was the King of the World.
Granted but you get exiled 5 minutes after becoming King.I wish I was the owner of a private resort just for my family and close friends can go to.
Granted but the resort has no drinking water and electricity. I wish there is a science that can predict exact time and place before an earthquake.
Granted but the science also mistakes any loud noises for an earthquake and people are constantly running for their lives.I wish that people would take global warning seriously.
Granted, but now that is all they take seriously, and the gap between the rich and the poor grow larger and wider, until there is a revolution and a final world war, and then zombies (but at least the zombie world is without pollution).I wish that this thread would continue for infinity.
Granted but you are forbidden by moderator to continue playing the game and will be officially banned from goodreads if you try to play.I wish that people with really bad English would not be given customer service positions unless they improve their speaking ability.
Granted, but you are only able to talk in Pig-Latin.I wish that sweatpants will become the go-to outfit for the next Zombie Apocalypse.
Granted but you get abducted by aliens.I wish I had a long enough lunch break to allow me to eat lunch and also go get a 30 minute massage before heading back to work.
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I wish I had a vase of pretty fresh flowers to put on my table.
Granted but they are full of gnats which fly all over your house.I wish that my college alma mater was doing better in basketball.
Granted but now they fell in every other sport and raise tuition.I wish when I order a package I can not only get the date that it will arrive but also the actual time to expect it.
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I wish I could take a private plane wherever I wanted to go for free.
Granted, but you have to board in Russia and the plane is the infamous Ilyushin Il-62 - poor maintenance, poor safety, and zero comfort.I wish my cat could talk to me.
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I wish Star Trek were real, and we were living in that world now.