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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
Granted but terrorists take over the island, sink your yacht, and throw you in a hole.I wish that I had seen Arthur Rubenstein play Chopin in person.
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I wish I had a big apartment that's all spanking new.
Granted ... your apartment is new but furnishings, appliances and utilities are all 2nd / 3rd handI wish good shoes with decent arch support weren't so expensive
Granted but now everything else in the world is expensive.I wish protests would always remain peaceful and never get violent.
Granted but it's in another language that you can't understand.I wish it would snow tonight.
Granted but now all schools shut down and parents have to teach their own children or be fined.I wished cops could patrol all neighborhoods daily.
Granted but they always stop at your house and tell you to turn down the music.I wish that people would be more aware of endangered animals.
Granted but now no one looks out or care for the elderly.I wish celebrities would stop posting nude or half nude photos on their social media pages.
Granted but during those lost two weeks, you would have won the lottery.I wish that the oceans weren't destroying the beaches.
Granted but now gas prices triple and never ever go down.I wish I had a personal chef who prepared whatever I asked for any time of the day.
Granted but the chef pays no attention to you and cooks what he wants to.I wish I could speak Japanese.
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I wish I had a new Beautyrest mattress and a new bed.
Granted but then you don't have time to go to work.I wish I could catch the person who is___________________
Granted but because you didn't finish your wish the wish fairy brings 9 years of bad luck to you after you catch the person you seek to catch.I wish I had a larger apartment with an indoor swimming pool in my apartment.
(Goofed up again......I can't ever remember which game I am playing!)Granted but the pool circulation breaks, the water becomes stagnant, and the whole building smells really horrible.
I wish that I could remember which game I am playing!!
Granted but now you can't remember your name.I wish I owned a genie in a bottle.
Granted everyone else in your family's next doctor's appointment will be horrible news.I wish I could take an entire week off next year for my birthday.
Granted but when you come back to work, you have been replaced.I wish that we weren't being slammed by a snow storm.
Granted but tomorrow you experience a great earthquake.I wish I lived in a gated community with around the clock security.
Granted but the security man is a widow peeper.I wish that people didn't think I was a man on the phone because I have a deep voice.
Granted but now they laugh hysterically because they say you sound just like Kermit The Frog.I wish that coffee tasted like cocoa puffs cereal.
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I wish I had banana nut pancakes.
Granted but it leaves your breath smelling like fish.I wish I had a new car.
Granted but it is electric and there are no charging stations within 400 miles of you.I wish that big city crime would cease.
Granted but now rats are a huge problem every where.I wish that the temperature would never drop into the teens.
Granted but instead it drops below zero.I wish the USPS would not jam big packages into my little mailbox.
Granted but you lose the opportunity to win a $200 gas card since it's only for people who attend the meetings.I wish all the members on Goodreads would buy my books.
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I wish I had some new plush bath towels.
Granted but they hold the moisture and develop mold and mildew.I wish that I would categorize by book shelves.
Granted but now you become blindI wish food delivery people wouldn't eat or sip customers food when bringing it to them.
Granted but now they spit in it.I wish people wouldn't build their lives around what they hear on talk shows.
Granted but now all forms of technology is forbidden in the world and everyone must live like cave people.I wish parking garages didn't look so creepy.
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I wish Netflix had better movies and series.
Granted, but they "up" the prices.I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but the dog hates you.I wish I was sitting underneath a beach umbrella right now.
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I wish I had a quart of Rocky Road ice cream.
Granted but it gives you very bad gas.I wish every neighborhood had 24/7 presence of cops to help eliminate crime.
Granted, but they end up being corrupt.I wish I was at the beach.
Granted but there is no water because it has dried up.I wish I could go back in time to a certain moment and relive that moment.
Granted, but the time machine you use malfunctions.I wish I had a dragon.
Granted but it hates you and always tries to kill you when you get too close but loves everybody else in your family.I wish no more new viruses will pop up and mask will no longer be needed.
Granted, but World War 3 starts.I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you will have huge ugly wings, that, once you're done using, will merge back into your body causing you extreme pain I wish I could talk to animals
Granted, but they are mean and rude to you.I wish I could watch a tornado.
Granted, but it'll be from the insideI wish I could be good with people
Granted, but people are not good with you.I wish I owned a mansion.
Granted but you constantly have a molding problem that keeps you from living there.I wish more family shows would come on and less reality shows.
Granted, but the family shows are all boring.I wish I had a TV.
Granted but it only broadcast the weather channel.I wish taking a shower was like just walking through a car wash but gentler.
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I wish I owned a small island and a yacht to get there.