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[Kimberly]

Granted but it tells you to sleep with one eye open because it may kill you while sleeping.

I wish people would stop holding long conversations with cashiers when they see that their are others in line behind them.

[Barbara]

Granted but the cashier's register would go offline, and you'd have to go the end of another long line.

I wish I had a few extra CD players for my audiobooks on CD.

[Jill]

Granted but you dropped them in water and now they shock you everytime you try to use them. .


I wish that I would get a big tax return check.

[Kimberly]

Granted but then you receive a letter saying it was a mistake and you have to return the money or go to jail.

I wish people wouldn't speed when approaching a curve.

[Jill]

Granted but then they drive so slowly that you rear-end them on the curve.

I wish that famous people who write their autobiography would stick to the truth.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now books are very expensive to buy and no longer available to read online.

I wish that I would never fall asleep while watching my favorite television shows.

[Marc]

Granted, but then the books are so boring no one reads them so they stop writing autobiographical books.

I wish we could find a cure for all diseases.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now gas prices triple.

I wish it would be safe next year to stop wearing mask.

[Barbara]

Granted but people would have to be vaccinated every month, and pay for the shots themselves.

I wish cartons of strawberries didn't go bad so fast.

[Mystic Orange]

Granted but you only eat cartons of strawberries

I wish people understood the difference between kindness and niceness.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now everyone struggles to remember what the colors of traffic signals mean.

I wish I could afford to buy a new car.

[Jill]

Granted but then you decide that you liked your old car better.

I wish that people wouldn't throw trash from their car.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now the cost of gas has tripled and will never go down.

I wish I didn't have to get out of my car to pump gas.

[Barbara]

Granted but you have to pay double for an attendant to pump the gas.

I wish the supermarket was stocked with everything I need.

[Jill]

Granted but it is only open from 3 am to 5 am.

I wish that Congress could get their act together.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now everyone must be chipped with a tracking device or face hefty fines.

I wish batteries for laptops would never die.

[Jill]

Granted but then you break your leg and can't go anywhere.

I wish that mice wouldn't get in my garage.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they are in your kitchen.

I wish bleach didn't have such a strong smell.

[Barbara]

Granted but it makes holes in everything when you use it.

I wish I had a stack of earbuds in different colors.

[Jill]

Granted but none of them work.

I wish some of my family lived closer to me.

[Kimberly]

Granted but they forbid you to come over.

I wish I could video chat with people without the risk of my video being hacked or published online for the entire world to see.

[Jill]

Granted but your house is bugged by the police.

I wish that the older you got, the smarter you got.

[Kimberly]

Granted but your feet grow until you have to wear custom made shoes because you outgrow the sizes available.

I wish the media would stop writing articles and talking about Prince Harry and Meghan's Oprah Winfrey interview.

[Jill]

Granted but then they get their own television program which is on every channel.

I wish I would remember to take paper out of my jeans pocket before I put them in the washing machine.

[Barbara]

Granted but then you'd leave crayons in your pockets.

I wish everyone would clean up after their dogs.

[Jill]

Granted but then they would dump all that they cleaned up on your porch.

I wish that people wouldn't do mean jokes on April Fool's Day.

[Kimberly]

Granted but they now do them every Monday at noon.

I wish storms weren't so dangerous and would only last 10 minutes.

[Jill]

Granted but then all the tv weather announcers would be out of a job.

I wish I wasn't the only person who is not interested in Harry Potter.

[Luna]

Granted but HP is interested in you
:p

I wish I have solar panels.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have no car and forbidden to driver ever again.

I wish band-aids didn't hurt when removed.

[Tammy]

granted they will just leave a scar

I wish people didn't falsely sue, just for money.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every business has cameras and you must be frisked if you want to enter any building.

I wish the covid vaccines didn't have any side effects and only have to be taken once every 6 years.

[Barbara]

Granted but they would only be 50% effective.

I wish I could find the brand of hair gel that I like.

[Jill]

Granted but the smell is unpleasant and it makes your fingers stick together.

I wish I didn't get so much junk mail.

[Joyce]

Granted, but you miss out on a sweepstakes entry that you would have won.

I wish Netflix would release season 10 of The Walking Dead

[Kimberly]

Granted Netflix triple their prices and not available in every state or country.

I wish I could hire a professional maid.

[Jill]

Granted but she turns out to be a thief.

I wish people wouldn't spray paint graffitii on every flat service in sight.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they are spraying people.

I wish I had a twin and that we lived together.

[Jill]

Granted but you are not identical and nobody believes you are twins.

I wish people wouldn't come to the trauma unit because the have a sinus infection.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they come just to make tiktok videos.

I wish I had enough money that would allow me to never have to work again.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd constantly be swamped by people asking for money and wouldn't be able to have any fun.

I wish I had a variety of delicious homemade jams in my pantry.

[Jill]

Granted but when you open them they have molded.

I wish people weren't suffering side effects from the COVID shots.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now the entire world is dealing with killer bees.

I wish I could go back into time and relive life the year before the pandemic hit and changed everything.

[Kimberly]

Granted but your home becomes infested with rats.

I wish I could afford to have my own home built.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would be a mini-house, the size of your present kitchen.

I wish I could see the cherry blossoms bloom in Japan.

[Jill]

Granted but you discover that you are highly allergic to their aroma.

I wish people would not chain up their dogs.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get bitten and attack weekly because someone didn't have their dog chained.

I wish people would stop thinking that it is OK for their dogs to roam neighborhoods and go onto other people's property.

[Jill]

Granted but then they buy snakes who come on your property.

I wish that tv news was news and not opinion.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now the only thing that comes on television is news.

I wish insects would stay outside and not come inside homes.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd cover the entire outside of your house.

I wish I had everything I needed to plant my flowerboxes.