Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 2,851-2,900 of 2,927

[Mephisto]

Granted, but not all the soap comes off you.

I wish I had a semi.

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Granted, but you never learn how to drive it probably and crash it several times.

I wish I could shape shift

[Kimberly]

Granted but you forget how to do everything else.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life traveling and never have to work again.

[Mephisto]

Granted, but your car keeps breaking down.

I wish I was hiking.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would blow your house away.

I wish a new smart TV.

[Mephisto]

Granted, but it keeps malfunctioning.

I wish I had a smartphone.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you can't afford to keep it on.


I wish all fast food places had a cover or overheard for their drive thru so when it rained drivers or the inside of their card wouldn't get wet.

[Katie]

Granted but all of the covers had heat lamps in them so they are all really hot instead.

I wish I could be a mermaid.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be chased all over the ocean by a giant squid.

I wish I had a big slice of pineapple cheese cake.

[Mansi]

Granted but it would smell foul

I wish I can buy a new laptop this year

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd accidently drop it off a balcony and it would shatter and break.

I wish I had a rolling laundry basket.

[Laura]

granted but the wheels are always snagging in the carpet and you can't get it to move.


I wish I was able to buy a beachfront condo.

[Barbara]

Granted but a hurricane would blow it down with all your new possessions.

I wish I had an air fryer.

[Mansi]

Granted but you would have to give it to me to repay the loan u have taken from me last year (and I want air fryer too)

I wish I had straight silky hair.
(Mine are curly and tangled:(. )

[renuka]

Granted but i will take away your hair straightener.

I wish I had a photo album.

[Barbara]

Granted but all the photos will be sun-faded and out of focus.

I wish I had a new end table for my sofa.

[Mansi]

Granted but it would be broken within a month

I wish I was adopted by a rich man

[renuka]

Granted but you will not inherit his wealth.

I wish I can drive a sports car to work

[Barbara]

Granted but a can of paint will accidently fall on the car and drip all over.

I wish the library was right down the street from my home.

[Mansi]

Granted but they won't issue u a membership or any library card.

I wish I had long hair

[Laura]

Granted, but they all find out about each other and decide they'd rather date each other.


I wish I'd gotten more housework done.

[Mansi]

Granted but kids will create a mess in no time

I wish I was a wealthy heiress

[renuka]

Granted but you will not have anyone to spend it on.

I wish I have a cook .

[Mansi]

Yes but he would cook the most awful meals

I wish I have a loving husband

[renuka]

Granted but he will be horrible to your family.

[Mansi]

You have to make a wish Renuka

[renuka]

Oops again…. My error … sorry.

I wish I can stop making mistakes _______

[Mansi]

Granted but then sometimes being too perfect will not work for you .

I wish I have a lavish and fulfilling wardrobe with everything,every variety

[Barbara]

Granted but moths and mold will ruin all your things.

I wish I could stream any movie or series I wanted.

[Mansi]

Granted but you would have to share all passwords with me (that's my dream )

I wish I will become very wealthy overnight

[Laura]

granted but it's tax day, so the government took 90 percent


I wish I could figure out why my relationship works so well.

[renuka]

Granted but these relationships are only for a short term.

I wish I have a genie in a bottle

[Mansi]

Granted but it will only listen to your husband's commands

I wish I am able to loose some weight

[Barbara]

Granted but you wouldn't be able to eat any of your favorite foods ever again.

I wish my gym would fix the broken machines.

[Mansi]

granted but they will cancel your MEMBERSHIP.

I wish I have a beautiful baby in future .

[Barbara]

Granted but the baby will have colic and cry all the time.

I wish I had 5 pairs of new shorts in a variety of colors.

[Mansi]

Granted but they will tear due to bad fabric

[Mansi]

I wish sb would gift me a diamond necklace this birthday

[Barbara]

Granted but its made of industrial diamonds that aren't valuable.

I wish my dog didn't shed so much.

[Mansi]

granted but it will now bite too much

I wish I win a lottery of a huge amount

[Laura]

Granted, but it's a huge amount of beef stew that is over salted.



I wish my cat would stop having accidents!

[Mansi]

Yes but a dog will chase it forever .

I wish I got a big break in a good role in a movie

[Barbara]

Granted but the funding would fall through and the movie would never get made.

I wish I had a new coffee table in the living room.

[Mansi]

Granted ,but it will break as soon as u put your heavy cup .

I wish I can marry rhe superstar actor .

[renuka]

Granted but be prepared for the heart breaks and heart aches.

I wish I can sleep well every night…

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd snore so loudly that everyone on the block would complain.

I wish I had some nice new flower pots.

[renuka]

Granted but the plants will simply wilt in them.

I wish I had an extra pair of hands.

[Mephisto]

Granted, but they will have a mind of their own and become dangerous to you and others.

I wish I had a porch.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be infested with termites and fall apart.

I wish I could see all the best Broadway shows for free.

[Mansi]

granted but you won't like them.

I wish my house becomes clean without my doing anything physically.