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I wish I had season tickets to the theater.
Granted but the plays are cancelled due to COVID.I wish people would not talk behind others backs.
Granted, but they say it to your face, with bad breath!I wish my friend lived closer.
Granted, but she's always busy with work so you never get to see her.I wish I had a million dollars.
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I wish I had a convenient doggy bathtub to bathe my pooch.
Granted but you get a terrible mysterious rash every time you bathe your pooch.I wish gas would always remain the same price.
Granted, but it has more ethanol so the MPG is lessened.I wish that drivers were more courteous.
Granted but now all dogs become aggressive and try to attack humans.I wish there was a channel that just aired plays.
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I wish I owned a brownstone in Manhattan.
Granted, but it would be filled with roaches and dry rot.I wish there was a cure to childhood cancer.
Granted but the medication for it cost $5,000 per pill or $10,000 for one shot?I wish we could still speak to our loved ones after they have passed away.
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I wish I had new lamps.
Granted but they don't work.I wished that all liquid medication tasted like grape kool-aid.
Granted, but it also means every time you take it, the KOOL AID MAN bursts thru the wall saying "OH, YEAH!"I wish to go to Antartica.
Granted but you get stranded there and end up living on the streets there for the rest of your life.I wish that people would talk on their cellphones inside a movie theater.
Granted, but because of your typo, nobody can hear the movie!I wish it would only snow on the days I don't have to go out.
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I wish I could have first contact with a (friendly) alien species.
Granted, but the way they greet each other (and you) is to pick your nose, put their slime oozing fingers in your ears, and floss your teeth.I wish my home cleaned itself.
Granted but it also soaps up and rinses anyone inside like a car wash.I wish I could find the perfect new affordable car.
Granted, but it would only have wagon wheel tires and would be run by gerbil power.I wish I had a new refrigerator.
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I wish I had a cappuccino maker.
Granted but it breaks down every time you try to use it.I wish the planet could self clean itself.
Granted, but it also cleans up all the good things, like plants and animals.I wish people were more respectful online to each other.
Granted but now everyone tries to bully everyone in public if they have an A in their first name.I wish someone would give me a blank check for Christmas and tell me to write how much I want and I actually get it.
Granted, but you can only spend it on Engelbert Humperdink's greatest hits. I wish Santa would bring me a lasagna for Christmas.
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I wish I was a CIA spy.
Granted but you have no family or friends.I wish we would go back into lockdown for a week and the covid and omicron viruses would vanish.
Granted, but a new variety will develop because it has hosts to reinvent itself in.I wish the organization project I started would finish itself.
Granted but it leads to your arrest.I wish churches would only hold services during the day time and not at night.
Granted but only insomniacs and narcoleptics are allowed to attend service.I wish smokers were mandated to wear airtight helmets & inhale continuous cigarette smoke flow 24/7.
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I wish I had a laundry cart like laundromats have.
Granted ... but they're locked up in an storage facilityI wish I didn't have to drive so far to work.
Granted - but now you have to provide for yourselfI wish I liked all books I started
Granted but every food you like gives you gas.I wish there was an over the counter liquid bottle medicine you could take for Covid instead of just getting a vaccine.
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I wish there weren't big puddles all over the place I walk my dog.
Granted but because of overexposure, the government does away with Medicare.I wish that the South was better prepared for snow.
Granted now it never snows in the South and its the North that gets awful blizzards every week during winter.I wish that my mattress was so soft that it felt like i was sleeping on clouds.
Granted but then the cloud-like texture turns stormy and the mattress gets wet.I wish that politics would stay out of medical issues.
Granted but they're always checked out when you want to borrow themI wish that my dinner didn't give me a tummy ache tonight
Granted but then you ate something that gave you a migraine.I wish that my fingernails didn't grow so fast.
granted but horny cuticles grew faster beyond your fingertips i wish covid-19 would mutate into a benign variant
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I wish I had some new rubber boots.
Granted but you discover that they have a hole in the bottom.I wish that people wouldn't wear those flannel lounge pants out in public.
Granted but now they wear shoes that not only lights up but plays a little jungle with every step.I wish laptops came with an extra battery to replace current battery when it's time instead of having to go out and buy another one.
Granted but the included battery is the wrong size.I wish that the trees on my property wouldn't crash down when there is a heavy snow.
Granted, but the trees get bored and start telling you really bad jokes like... What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon tree? A sour puss!I wish I knew better jokes.
Granted but now everyone is so laid back that they go to the beach instead of their jobs.I wish that older women wouldn't dye their hair bright pink.
Granted but now meat is being dyed weird colors by meat sellers. I wish that people would stop feeding stray cats so cats will stop lingering around neighborhoods.
Granted but then the cats would starve to death.I wish that I am never caught in a flood again.
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