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[Jill]

Granted but then your flowerboxes spring a leak.

I wish people would not be afraid of possums.

[Kimberly]

Granted but all babies are afraid of you.

I wish that bug spray didn't smell bad but still killed insects when used.

[Jill]

Granted but now it also kills small animals.

I wish that people would stop using the word "aint".

[Kimberly]

Granted but now everyone speaks a language that only you don't understand.

I wish guns didn't exist.

[Jill]

Granted but now everyone carries an axe.

I wish that my neighbor wouldn't loudly play polka music all day.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd take up the drums and bang loudly all day.

I wish all my requests for Netgalley books were granted.

[Jill]

Granted but then you would have to add an extra room to your house to hold all your books.

I wish that some people would not put up nasty comments on Goodreads.

[Barbara]

Granted but then they'd instant message nasty comments to you.

I wish I could magically teleport places without having to take a plane.

[Jill]

Granted but then you would end up on Mars.

I wish my town's library was larger and had more selections.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they charge people to rent books instead of using a card.

I wish people could settle disagreements without violence.

[Jill]

Granted but they challenge you to a 10 mile run instead.

I wish people would not type in all caps.

[Barbara]

Granted but then they'd type in size 18 font.

I wish I had a big bathtub with water jets.

[Kimberly]

Granted but your bathroom constantly end up getting flooded and you have to spend a lot of money on repairing the floors.

I wish people wouldn't harass other people.

[Jill]

Granted but then they start kicking people instead.

I wish that fingernail polish wouldn't chip so easily.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now if worn longer than 48 hours it turns your fingers the color of the nail polish.

I wish factories didn't cause the air to stink.

[Jill]

Granted but then they will all close then it seems their main purpose is to stink.

I wish that DC will finally be granted statehood (it has passed the House of Representatives)

[Kimberly]

Granted but everyday remains below 5 Degrees and a blizzard occurs every year on your birthday.

I wish I had something exciting to do tomorrow.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get food poisoning and be sick all day and won't be able to enjoy yourself.

I wish I had a new smart TV.

[Kimberly]

Granted but its too smart for you to use.

I wish I could write a script that movie producers would love to turn into a movie and I would win an Oscar for best script writer.

[Jill]

Granted but then you woke up from that dream and went back to work at the hair salon.

I wish that I could get used to my new computer.

[Barbara]

Granted, but just when you got used to it the computer would break and you'd have to get a new model.

I wish my dog would be more cooperative about getting baths.

[Joyce]

Granted, but immediately afterwards (s)he goes outside and gets filthy dirty.

I wish I could have a make-out session with a male model.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get an STD and paparazzi stay camped outside your home and give you the nickname "Nasty Booty" every time they write about you.

I wish I could watch The Flinstones Christmas cartoon even though it isn't Christmas yet.

[Jill]

Granted but it is in Japanese and you don't know that language.

I wish the weather would hurry up and get warm.

[Kimberly]

Granted but the heat makes you break out into hives.

I wish I owned a Genie in a bottle and no one but me knew.

[Jill]

Granted but then the bottle breaks and the Genie goes to live with your worst enemy.

I wish people would realize that there is climate change.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now vehicles are banned every where and can only be used for the Royal Family and U.S Presidents.

I wish I had a bottle of air freshener that smells like strawberries.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would attract bees that would infiltrate your house and build their nests.

I wish a good Samaritan would leave a delicious breakfast at my door.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it will have dead ants on it.

I wish my home could get an upgrade.

[Jill]

Granted but your contractor gets sick and now have no roof on part of your house.

I wish people would not hunt on my property.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now all the wild animals choose your yard as their place of shelter.

I wished that I could actually become a permanent resident at an ocean front resort.

[Barbara]

Granted but a hurricane would destroy the property.

I wish my library would be open again on weekends.

[Kimberly]

Granted but only for 30 minutes and only one at a time are allowed inside for 10 minutes and for every minute after you must pay $1.

I wish I had a good mystery book to read.

[Jill]

Granted but it is missing the last chapter where the murderer is revealed.

I wish that it wouldn't rain when I go to the beach.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you twist your ankle and get a terrible sunburn.

I wish that I could get my walls painted baby blue.

[Jill]

Granted but then you have to buy new carpet and furniture to match.

I wish that frying fish didn't make your kitchen smell.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it leaves your hair smelling fishy for 24 hours even after washing it.

I wish you didn't need a passport to travel.

[Barbara]

Granted but you would be flagged by Homeland Security and couldn't ever leave the country.

I wish I had a sausage and pepper hoagie.

[Barbara]

Ha ha ha

Granted but nasty wasps would take over their territory and make your life miserable.

I wish the stuff I'm giving to Goodwill would magically leave my house and get to the donation center.

[Jill]

Granted but it gets sidetracked and ends up in your front yard.

I wish someone would clean my basement.

[Isha]

Granted but u have to clean theirs .

I wish to be a billionaire

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd be convicted of a serious crime and put in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish I lived in penthouse in Manhattan.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but a HUGE ape climbs up to the roof right over your penthouse and, well... you know how THAT ends.

I wish I could put emphasized words in bold lettering without everything coming out in bold lettering for the next 2 to 3 days while I try to figure out how to get rid of it.

[Barbara]

Granted but everything would come out in italics and colored green for the next few days.

I wish I had a delicious meal simmering in my crock pot.

[Ted]

granted but you have taste fatigue and lost appetite for food

i wish i had unlimited free shipping and 99% discount vouchers for all my online purchase for life

[Kinsey Breland]

Granted but your packages consistently get lost in shipping.

I wish I never have to work another day in my life.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd be in solitary confinement in prison.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[Jill]

Granted but he only knows how to make french toast.

I wish that my grass would cut itself.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would regularly grow three feet tall before it cut itself.

I wish I had a new crock pot.

[Jill]

Granted but it is powered by kerosene.

I wish I didn't have gnats in my kitchen.