Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 51-100 of 2,927

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you will never be able to feel cold or hot anymore.

I wish I could be born Jewish

[Ann]

Granted, but you wish for too much sunshine, and create a terrible drought.

I wish I had wings and could fly!

[Danna, Danna]

Ann wrote: "Granted, but you wish for too much sunshine, and create a terrible drought."

HUH? Is this related to me Jewish born wish?

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Ann wrote: "Granted, but you wish for too much sunshine, and create a terrible drought.

I wish I had wings and could fly!"

Granted but then you would be caught in a tornado.


I wish the tyres of the R1 bike were flat.

[Ann]

♣Ðᾰƞƞᾰ♥ wrote: "Ann wrote: "Granted, but you wish for too much sunshine, and create a terrible drought."

HUH? Is this related to me Jewish born wish?"
No. Once again, the order of replies messed up.

[Ann]

Numey wrote: "I wish the tyres of the R1 bike were flat."

Granted, but you have a nasty fall from the bike, and spend months in the hospital and in a body cast.

I wish I could travel the world.

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Ann wrote: "Numey wrote: "I wish the tyres of the R1 bike were flat."

Granted, but you have a nasty fall from the bike, and spend months in the hospital and in a body cast.

I wish I could travel the world."


It's not my bike and anyway why would I ride it with flat tyres?



Granted but you would be homeless.

[Danna, Danna]

Since no one posted anything to me...

I wish I'd popular

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Granted but then your family would be jealous.

I wish the world time stops till I finish reading all these books I just borrowed.

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but when you're finished you'll grow older at once

I wish an affair with a hot and smart girl

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Granted, later she'd dump you and beat you up(too harsh?)

I wish my kitten was fluffier.

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but then your the fur would grow so uncontrollably - you would have to to move and leave the kitten in an abandoned corral.
[Oh, God Why?]

I wish I had been a popular funny straight-As student who gets enough sleep and live a healthy life

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Granted but then you would be fed up of everyone wanting to talk to you and inviting you for various events.

I wish to reach the Mariana Trench.

[Danna, Danna]

Numey wrote: "Granted but then you would be fed up of everyone wanting to talk to you and inviting you for various events.

I wish to reach the Mariana Trench."

And I thought my so-called life'd be perfect that way ^^

[Danna, Danna]

I wish they returns of FRIENDS on TV

[Wana]

granted, but it will be aired very early in the morning, like 6 AM

I wish that summer break would be longer

[Danna, Danna]

*break
Granted, but then you'll get about 6 times more homework for vacation from school.

I wish I have had the time to read more books

[Christine]

Granted you will



I wish i could breath better

[Danna, Danna]

Christine, you have to grant a wish - which you did alright, and then drop a curse. See examples in the previous page!

[[deleted user]]

Christine wrote: "Granted you will



I wish i could breath better"


Granted, but you won't be able to speak anymore.

I wish that I could have a lifetime supply of books.

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Granted but your house would be so filled up that you'd have to live on the street.

I wish a huge pizza appears before me(I'm hungry)

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you will never be able to eat it because it's a fata-morgana :)

I wish I wore new running-shoes for the race yesterday

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you'll have to keep running for the rest of your life (as in the Red Shoes fairytale)

I wish I had a teleport machine as in Star Trek

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Granted but you would never return anywhere:)

I wish I was in Narnia!!!!!

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but it'll be before the pevensies arrive, and you're trapped in complete snow and darkness and unhappiness.

I wish I'd a movie actress

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

Granted but you have to be in that movie that takes 10 years to complete.

I wish I had an Audi Pikes:)

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you can't drive it

I wish more kids were reading, rather than playing vid. games...

[Christine]

Granted I hope that's what they're doing



I wish i could drive a car

[Danna, Danna]

Christine wrote: "Granted I hope that's what they're doing



I wish i could drive a car"
CHRSITINE YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS! YOU SHOULD DROP A CURSE.

[Christine]

Oh i'm sorry

[Danna, Danna]

alright

[Danna, Danna]

Christine wrote: "Granted I hope that's what they're doing



I wish i could drive a car"

granted, but you'd got into a serious car accident the minute you leave the driveway

I wish more teenagers'd read books

[Lilac]

Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to read any books

I wish I could turn invisible sometimes

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but it will only be once every 30 million years.

I wish I could mimic people perfectly.

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but people's expressions'd be so boring you'd die out of boredom when mimicing them.

I wish I'd be a math whiz

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but only 1st grade math.

I wish I could go into any book of my choice

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you can't change anything in it!

I wish my Summer break lasted till Christmas

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but then you had to go for 3 straight years without any summer break

I wish my parakeet would repeat what I say

[[deleted user]]

Granted but every time you said something the parakeet would repeat it so therefore everything you said would be said twice.

I wish that my favorite fictional characters could be real.

[Crowleaf]

Granted but it's just people dressed up as them.

I wish my nieces and nephews weren't afraid of my dog.

[Lilac]

Granted, but then your dog would bite them

I wish I was a millionaire

[Christine]

Granted you are


I wish i didn't have a medical problem

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you'd have a financial problem

I wish I'd be a baseball player

[Danna, Danna]

Christine wrote: "Granted you are

"

CHRISTINE, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DROP A CURSE AS WELL!

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but you are on the benches the whole time.

I wish I had a cat that my family would love

[Lilac]

Granted, but then the cat would die

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but everyone would get mad at you for being so lazy

I wish I had more fruit

[Lilac]

Granted, but then you'd have nothig else to eat

I wish I could fly

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but you have to pay for the airplane ride

I wish I could have anything I wanted whenever I want with no one else knowing

[Lilac]

Granted, but then you'd never be able to see anyone ever again

I wish I owned all the books I wan to read