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[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you'll get lip cramps for smiling too much :)

I wish it was always Spring

[[deleted user]]

granted, but it will only last for an hour

i wish..i could fly

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you cant enjoy any of what you see
i wish my hair was longer

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you often get entrapped in things

I wish I could control the weather

[Christine]

Granted you can't



I wish I can play in the snow

[Laszlo]

Granted, but the snow is made of acid.

I wish I could go to the Andromeda galaxy for just a day and come back safe and sound.

[Teresa]

Granted, but they will only be with you at night and when you're using them, use them quickly, because they won't last long.

I wish I could feel as good as I feel today.

[[deleted user]]

granted but you will never feel that way again
i wish i was 5'5''

[Teresa]

Granted, but you will only be 5'5" for a year, enjoy it while you are that.

I wish that the world would be kinder.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but only because the meaning of "kind" and "mean" got switched.

I wish I could live in a student home.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but nobody besides you can hear it.

I wish I knew what to wear tonight.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish i can ride my bike

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

(I think you need to curse me, too, right?)

Granted but you can only ride for 5 minutes and than you'll crash it.

I wish I would have thought to go to the cafeteria before lunch hour was over just now.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

you need to make a wish, Surkhab.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish i had a pet of my own

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

(you need to spoil the wishes, Christine)

Granted, but it'll keep biting you.

I wish my kindle wasn't broken.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish i can fly

[Danna, Danna]

Catya wrote: "(you need to spoil the wishes, Christine)

Granted, but it'll keep biting you.

I wish my kindle wasn't broken."

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to read anything on it.

I wish I could pre-listen to Hurts' new album!

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but then you get thrown in prison for a bank robbery you haven't committed.

I wish I could draw better.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but you're a fish now.

I wish I could travel through time

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to return to the present unless you spend at least a century in a different era.

I wish I could speak Russian

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but you when you get it you get sucked into medival times and burned there for being a witch.


I wish to find a room soon.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but you loose your eyesight.

I wish Ally Condie would write another "Matched" book.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but the only copies will be written in a dead language.

I wish I could have a Unicorn.

[Brittany]

Granted, but then everyone else would have a short temper with you!

I wish my hair was naturally blonde.

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you'll be pissed off by all the jokes about you :)

I wish I had a flying car to avoid traffic jams

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but your insurance rates are through the roof.

I wish my wishes were granted without being dropped a curse.

[Brittany]

Granted, but then you would starve (internal) cuz the only thing you want to do is read...Sorry lol.

I wish my face was flawless, no zits, clogged pores, blackheads, nada just nice clean, even toned skin.

[Lissa]

Granted, but you'll get fat.

I wish Justin Bieber was murdered. (Sorry to all you JB fans - he's just plain HORRIBLE!!!!!! He shouts PATHETIC and he CANNOT SING FOR THE LIFE OF HIM!!!!) teehee, I'm so evil... :D

[[deleted user]]

Granted. But you'd forget it ever happened by the next morning and never remember.

I wish I could time travel.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted, but after you travelled for the first time you forget how to get back home.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but you'll never get any new ones.

I wish Pitch Perfect was already out on DVD.

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted but it will cost a lot

I wish 2013 was better than 2012

[Lissa]

Granted, but you will completely forget all that happened in 2012 so you will never know that 2013 was better.

I wish that I could have a pet tiger.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but it'll eat you.

I wish I would have moved already so the stress of it would be behind instead of before me XD

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted but you'll have to move again within a month :P

I wish I'd find my school crumbled down when I come back after the holidays :)

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

(That is actually possible XD)

Granted but they'll build a huge tent and teach you there anyway.

I wish I could have the second Gregor The Overlander novel already.

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but it'd be a seriously bad novel!

I wish I found my gloves!

[Monkeyduels]

Granted but they got ripped to shreds :(
I wish I was exactly 6 years older than I currently am.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but your face would be distorted from the time change.

I wish I had fairy wings.

[Alicia]

Granted but they will be made of tissue paper and you wont be able to fly.


I wish i had all the answers in life....

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but there would be nobody to share them with.

I wish my boxes would already be unpacked.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but the unpackers didn't do it for free and they want their money NOW!

I wish the winter would make up its mind.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted, but it decides to stay forever. (*shudder*)

I wish my course work was more fun.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, it'll all be fun and games, 'til somebody pokes an eye out...

I wish it wasn't all crappy outside on my one day off.

[Catya (LizBenAt)]

Granted but you'll get sick so you have to stay in anyway.

I wish I had thought to renew the spray-on water-repellent on my boots.

[Lissa]

Granted, but it won't work

I wish I was more observant

[Christine]

You will someday

I wish I can drive a car

[Lissa]

Granted, but you will never be happy.


I wish I could speak french fluently

[Harold]

Granted, but you can't read French.

I wish I could hibernate during the winter.