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[MadameZelda]

Granted, but you live in the Sahara.

I wish I had a killer bod.

[Christine]

Granted but you will


I wish i can drive a car

[Harold]

Granted, but gasoline is made illegal.

I wish I could be a tea taster.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish I can be pretty

[Harold]

Granted, you are.

I wish I could take tea with the Mad Hatter.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish I can swim underwater

[Harold]

Granted, but the water will turn to pomegranate juice.

I wish my cat could talk with me.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but your cat died.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

[Teresa]

Granted, but you only be for about a month, that's all.

I wish I could always be happy.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but all those drugs really take their toll

I wish it wasn't just technically Spring where I live

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but it'd be so springy outside (flowers, smells...) you'd have such an awful allergy!

I wish I had a longer vacation!

[Lissa]

Granted, but you'll get cold and won't be able to enjoy it!

I wish I didn't have problems with my back (...neck, etc - and I'm only 13!)

[Caroline]

granted but then youll loose all your body parts

i wish i could get any boy to fall in love with me

[Barbara]

Granted, but he'd turn out to be a cad who ran around with other girls behind your back.

I wish I had a new vacuum cleaner.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but it's a Decepticon

I wish I was still on vacation

[Teresa]

Granted, but it won't be as long as you want it to be.

I would love to go to Hawaii one day soon.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but Hawaii ends up going to you instead

I wish I could believe it's still freaking snowing, for Pete's sake

[Teresa]

Granted, but it melt as soon as its the ground.

I hope to be healthier one day.

[Leah]

Granted, but you will become obsessed with your health.

I wish that I could sing.

[Teresa]

Granted, but it won't last forever.

I would love to win some money.

[Maddison]

granted, but you will only win $1

I wish I had a elephant named kuzco (I was trying to think of something)

[Stephanie]

Granted, but Kuzco will hate his name so much he will turn on you one day and trample you underfoot.



I wish I could meet Bruce Springsteen.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but he just wants to know what you do in the back of your Pink Cadillac

I wish Xerxes would go splitsville

[Maddison]

granted but they get back together in 20 years

I wish there was skittles lip balm

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be so good that you'll accidently eat it

I wish I had new jeans

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted, but they will be the only par of jeans that u will have

I wish that unicorns were real

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but they become an invasive species

I wish my neighbor would quit feeding the deer, I almost hit one pulling into my driveway.

[Maddison]

granted but then the deer start a protest in your backyard until you or someone else feeds them.

I wish that joel and cat set the story straight was a movie??

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be in Russian with no subtitles

I wish my car's squeak would get fixed

[Maddison]

Granted but it will then sing call me maybe repeatly

I wish I had a cool wadrobe??

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but it doesn't take you to Narnia

I wish my dang blister would heal

[Maddison]

granted but your foot will turn purple

I wish I could have a huge library

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but it will burn down the nest day and u will cry

I wish i was invincible

[Barbara]

Granted but you will have to wear a cheesy Tyrannosaurus superhero costume

I wish my neighbors would clean up after their dogs

[[deleted user]]

granted, but they will leave the bags lying around
i wish my eyes were a lighter shade of brown

[Lissa]

Granted, what they will be so light that all you will see is white.

I wish I had more time on my hands

[Barbara]

granted but all your friends and relatives will expect you to babysit in your free time

I wish I had a salt water aquarium

[Lissa]

True but then the glass will crack and it will flood and all the fish will die...

I wish I was smarter

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you cant apply your intelligence to anything
i wish i was playing volleyball for my school team

[N]

granted. but you'll get kicked out for the finals.

Wish I could meet Eminem in person.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but they will be M&M
i wish my hair was longer

[N]

Soleil wrote: "Granted, but they will be M&M
i wish my hair was longer"

granted, but it will turn gray.


Wish I could finish writing my book. SOONER.

[[deleted user]]

granted but no one will ever read it
i wish i could play the drums

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted, but no one will ever wish to hear u play

I wish that i had AMAZING memory, and didnt have to study much

[Maddison]

granted but then you would forget everything but the stupid or painful things you have done

I wish I had a bed that looked like a book

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but it's a realistic pop-up book of the human digestive system

I wish there was always something to do

[Maddison]

granted but you would never have time for what you want ever again.

[[deleted user]]

I wish i would have gone to homecoming this year :)

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but then none of your friends went, so instead u had to stand awkardly to the side.

I wish I had a talent in acting or singing or sumfin artistic

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you wont get the credit
i wish me and my ex-bestfriend would have never stopped talking..