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[Teresa]

Granted but it only last for a little while.

I wish to have energy.

[Jenn]

Granted but you have nothing to do.

I wish I had the latest Kindle.

[Emily]

Granted, but it is password protected and you don't know the password.

I wish I was a grandma

[Teresa]

Granted but you won't have as many Grandchildren as you want.

I wish I had more money

[Carol]

Granted sometime it can be more trouble than happiness.

Wish I could visit my friend in the UK.

[Teresa]

Granted but it will be a short visit.

I wish to visit my cousin in California

[Jenn]

Granted but you total your car on the way there.

I wish I could write something as famous as Lord of the Rings.

[Barbara]

Granted but your book will never be made into a movie

I wish there were fewer silly reality shows on TV

[Teresa]

Granted but they will be replaced with boring Shows

I wish I wasn't tired

[[deleted user]]

granted but you wont have any energy


I wish I could have a maid

[Jenn]

Granted, she's awful (Consuela, if you watch Family Guy).

I wish foods that were good for you actually tasted good.

[Maddison]

Granted but you would be allergic to all of them!

[[deleted user]]

Maddison wrote: "Granted but you would be allergic to all of them!"

what is your wish?

[[deleted user]]

Adrian wrote: "Granted, she's awful (Consuela, if you watch Family Guy).

I wish foods that were good for you actually tasted good."

granted but you cant afford them.

I wish I could have some fresh seafood.

[Barbara]

granted but it will cost a week's salary

I wish I had some new shoes

[Teresa]

Granted but they won't stay new long.

I wish to have all new clothes.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but they will shrink.

I wish I was younger.

[Jenn]

Granted, you're an infant again.

I wish the wind would die down outside.

[Barbara]

Granted but there will be torrential rains

I wish I had a cup of coffee

[H. P.]

Granted, but there are grounds in it.

I wish governments really cared about the people they serve.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but its only a dream.

I wish I could start the day over.

[H. P.]

Granted, but the day you start over is the day you were born.

I wish that I was size 8.

[Teresa]

Granted but the following week you will be a size 10.

I wish to adopt a Puppy

[Jenn]

Granted but it's vicious.

I wish reading didn't make me so drowsy.

[Teresa]

Granted but you will have to read the Chapter you're reading again.

I wish I could read faster.

[H. P.]

Granted, but you lose half your comprehension.

I wish I had my grandchild's energy.

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted, ut you will also get your grandchild's maturity: meaning that people will think you are immature.

I wish that the books I want would release sooner.

[Gabby]

Granted, but the quality is not good.

I wish i could walk on water.

[Jenn]

Granted but you can no longer walk on land.

I wish the story I'm writing for a contest would come together more easily.

[Gabby]

Granted, but the judges dont like the story line.

I wish i could have a taco.

[Teresa]

Granted but the Taco Shell will be stale(not Crunchy)

I wish to find $10.00

[Gabby]

Granted, but you find it when youre lost on a deserted island and nobody knows where you are...

I wish my sister was easier to get along with

[Jenn]

Granted. You have the DVD but it's scratched beyond hope of playing.

I wish I could remember lists of items without having to write them down.

[H. P.]

Granted but now you can't remember your name.

I wish my cat would stop kneading me!

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted, but now whenever it feels hungry it will just scratch your face.

I wish i would ace ALL my tests.

[H. P.]

Granted but the grades are wiped out when the school's computer system crashes.


I wish I could be 10 years old again for one day.

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted, but then you will get bored and annoyed of all the other kids, and wish you could be back to your normal age.


I wish i had magical powers

[Gabby]

Granted, but they would only work on a cat.

I wish there were more good books at the library

[Laurie]

Granted, but after two days the library burned down...

I wish authors would write faster (really I do)

[Gabby]

Granted, but the quality will be awful, once the book comes out.

I wish i didnt have to run today

[Laurie]

Granted, but your mother asks you to drive to the other side of the country to pick up groceries...

I wish I lived in a library...

[Gabby]

Granted, but you would not know how to read.

I wish it wouldnt rain

[Laurie]

Granted, but the sun came out and now it is 120 degrees Farenhite(?)

[Laurie]

I wish I had a house especially filled with fiction books!

[Gabby]

Granted, but all the books will be super boring.

I wish i could see from someone elses point of view.

[Laurie]

Granted, but then you would have splitting headaches all the time!

I wish I was good at geography...

[Gabby]

Granted, but then you would be horrible in math.

I wish high school wouldnt start.

[Laurie]

Granted, but then you have to do summer school.

I wish everyone in the world was nice

[Gabby]

Granted, but then we wouldnt realize it was niceness(without meanness to compete).

I wish there was world peace.

[Laurie]

Granted, but then everything would be boring...

I wish there was a bookstore that sells books at $1 a book...