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[Magpie67]

Granted but you will be in a coma


I wish I owned a bookstore

[Jonesmikey]

Granted but it's an adult bookstore.

I wish I had self-vacuuming carpet.

[Jenn]

Granted but the vacuum is weak and won't pick up anything.

I wish I could think of scathing comebacks while in an argument instead of after.

[Magpie67]

Granted but they are loaded with filthy curse words and slander


I wish I had a magic carpet ride to all the away high school football games.

[[deleted user]]

granted but it wont return you.

I wish my brownies had been edible

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you will go out if business and loose A LOT of money.

I wish I could speak 50 different languages

[Amanda]

Granted but they constantly get mashed together and no one understands you.


Wish pokemon were real

[[deleted user]]

granted, but he will kill you (MWAHAHAHAHAHAA)

I wish that I had one million buck

[Amanda]

Granted but its all monopoly money


Wish i was a white tiger shifter

[Amanda]

Tammy wrote: "granted but it wont return you.

I wish my brownies had been edible"

I replied to this but read a post from the mod and felt like it was inappropriate so i deleted it. Sorry if game lookef confusing in a certain spot

[Barbara]

Amanda wrote: "Granted but its all monopoly money


Wish i was a white tiger shifter"

Granted but you'll get stuck in white tiger mode

I wish my library had more new audiobooks

[Jenn]

Granted but whatever device you listen to them with is broken.

I wish the newest Kindle was only $1.

[Magpie67]

Granted but the titles now cost full regular price with a service charge and there are NO freebies


I wish I had a maid to keep my house clean.

[Laurie]

Granted but she's really rude and flips you off.

I wish I had a huge library

[Katie]

granted but it will only happen in a cloud on top of your head

I wish I could have piles of money (I couldn't think of anything)

[Laurie]

Huhhhh...how is a cloud on top of my head supposed to make me miserable?

And granted but you find out the money is fake and you go to jail! *dundunduuuunnn*

I wish I didn't have sensitive teeth

[Barbara]

Granted but you have all false teeth

I wish I had my own personal robot

[Jenn]

Granted, it's a T-800 from Terminator and it's every bit as friendly as you'd expect.

I wish I could do complex math in my head as fast as a calculator.

[georgiabread]

Granted, but it goes on a rampage where you live, destroying everything and you are sent to jail

I wish no girls (including me) get their period EVER

[Laurie]

Granted but then we are really uncomfortable all the time

I wish I didn't get stomachs aches.

[[deleted user]]

granted, but instead u will get horrible headaches.

I wish I had all the books in the world

[Laurie]

Granted but then you wouldn't be able to read them because you are blind

[Jonesmikey]

Laurie wrote: "Granted but then you wouldn't be able to read them because you are blind"

that's nice, but do you have a wish?

[[deleted user]]

I hope it wasn't inappropriate to me considering I don't even know this person. I simply enjoy playing the games with everyone without negativity to others. Not that it matters but my brownies are usually good was just having an off day.

[Laurie]

Sorry
I wish I had a car

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be a real lemon, constantly breaking down

I wish I had a new comforter.

[Jenn]

Granted but it's only new to you. In reality it's fifty years old, used and full of mice.

I wish knew how to make all my favorite restaurant foods at home and have them taste the same.

[Laurie]

Granted but they look repulsive and disgusting

I wish I could grow plants in an instant

[Teresa]

Granted, but they will die as soon as you plant them.

I wish I had a Green Thumb

[Barbara]

Granted but any vegetables and fruits you grow will taste bitter and horrible

I wish I had a new CD player

[Jenn]

Granted but it only plays the CD correctly if you hate the artist.

I wish I could stop running across spoilers for movies/games/books.

[Laurie]

Granted but you instead automatically now what happens

I wish authors would stop making such a big deal with poetry in a book

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but now they're all limericks about Nantucket.

I wish I didn't have to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom.

[Laurie]

Granted but then your never comfortable in any position

I wish I could read without getting boring

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now your over excited.

I wish the fair was open during the day on weekdays.

[georgiabread]

Granted, my fellow companion, but then you must proceed to travel to the school house (if you do so) where you learn the branches of education, which will result in the loss of your arrival at the fair

My ultimate desire is to watch with pleasure the destruction off all horror cinema-graphs

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but you're burning movies. Proceeding down this slippery slope leads to book burnings and then it's 1984.

I wish I owned a couple of self-service carwashes in Toledo.

[Jenn]

Granted but they're faulty you end being sued over many damaged cars.

I wish it could be fall all year round.

[Laurie]

Granted but then you are sneezing all year

I wish th world was ever too hot

[georgiabread]

Granted but then it's really cold and u die of hypothermia like titanic passengers

I wish my crush likes me

[[deleted user]]

granted, but now ur crush wont stop following you around saying " hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi" and ur crush will be annoying

I wish my life wasn't boring

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be so busy you'll never get to hang out with your friends

I wish I had new shelves for my books

[georgiabread]

Granted but then the bookcase falls on u and u die

[Jonesmikey]

Titaniclover wrote: "Granted but then the bookcase falls on u and u die "

Do you have a wish?

[georgiabread]

I wish there was no such thing as diabetes and you can never get something wrong with ur teeth

[Jenn]

Granted but for both of these things to happen the human race becomes horribly allergic to sugar.

I wish my local library had all the books in a series instead of books 1,3,6, etc.

[Ryanne]

Granted, but then someone would check out 5 and never bring it back.

I wish I could fly.

[Barbara]

Granted but the wind would constantly blow you off course and you'd never get where you're going

I wish my gym was just down the street from me

[Ryanne]

Granted, but business failed and it closed down

I wish I had a bigger closet

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you will hav to share it with 10 other people.


I wish I was a vampire