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[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but that's all you're able to do. "Find my actual guy," indeed. mwahaha

I wish that private eye I hired at $100 an hour (plus expenses) would give me some good info on the assassin's boss.

[Laurie]

You have an assassin on your tail? For CE-REAL?!?!? HAHA!! No but seriously....FOR CE-REAL?



Granted but the investigator is terrible and arrests the wrong person and you die....unfortunately



I wish the Blood of Olympus would come out NOW (it's the book after the House of Hade by RICK RIORDAN NOT STUPID STEVE WHATEVER-HIS-LAST-NAME-WAS)

[Barbara]

Granted but you won't be able to find a copy of the book anywhere.

I wish everyone had a really good sense of humor.

[Jenn]

Granted but everyone's making jokes all the time now and the world is populated solely by tricksters, making doing anything serious and necessary impossible.

I wish for that private eye's body to never be found.

[Magpie67]

Granted but all DNA evidence leads to you and you are sent to prison anyway....


I wish I had the keys to our local library....

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but that's where that assassin hid the private eye's body (must be different assassin and private eye than mine. I do wonder what happened to that private eye I hired.) Since possession is 9/10th's of the law, you get life without parole.

I wish I could find a way to stop my assassin, but all I have are a couple of rubberbands, a coathanger, some Menthos, and a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke.

[Teresa]

Granted, but I you can make a sling shot with Rubberbands and Coathanger, hit them with the Mentos. Drink the Diet Coke.

I wish I had powers to stop people from killing other people.

[Barbara]

Granted but other types of violent crimes would increase exponentially,

I wish I had a life-long pass for free movies.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted but the pass has sinister powers, soon movie villains will be walking the Earth.

I wish I could have gotten more intel from my assassin's assistant before her cyanide pill took effect

[Jenn]

Granted, you've got lots of intel but half of it is lies.

I wish I had a new assistant to help with my daily business.

[Barbara]

Granted but your assistant will take 3 hour lunch breaks and constantly take rest room and smoking breaks

I wish British lawyers and judges would stop wearing those silly wigs

[Magpie67]

Granted but now the Americans judges/lawyers wear them....

I wish I had a maid to clean my house

[Beth]

Granted, but then your maid cleans everything out of your house and sells it on craigslist...

I wish I had more time in the day to read...

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you wont have time for anything else.

I wish they would play Vincent Price movies during the day.

[Magpie67]

Granted but then your sleeping nights would be filled with terror....


I wish the month of November was longer.....

[Jenn]

Granted but it takes the space in the calendar that was December and none of the December holidays are celebrated anymore.

I wish I choose-your-own-adventure movies existed.

[Barbara]

Granted but your friends will gab all thru the movies so you can't enjoy them

I wish people would manage to get their trash into the bins rather than on the ground

[ʟ ᴀ ᴜ ʀ ᴀ]

Granted, but then the garbage would overflow and get all over the ground

I wish summer vacation was longer!

[Barbara]

Granted but it would rain every day

I wish my car air conditioner wasn't so noisy

[[deleted user]]

Granted it quit working.

I wish it wasnt so humid.

[noosh]

Granted, but the weather would be so dry that the world would turn into a desert.

I wish my hair was longer.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would get all tangled and knotty

I wish I had a Snickers bar

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it is melted.

I wish dinner would cook itself.

[Samantha]

Granted, but dinner literally cooked himself and died so you have no food.

I wish the Amanda Show had more seasons.

[Samantha]

Wrong one XD

[Barbara]

Sammy wrote: "Granted, but dinner literally cooked himself and died so you have no food.

I wish the Amanda Show had more seasons."

Granted but you wouldn't like the new shows

I wish we could travel way into outer space

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you cant return.

I wish my kids lived closer.

[Samantha]

Granted but then they go to boarding school.

I wish I could fill my empty days

[Jenn]

Granted but you're busy with something you hate and don't even have time to sleep enough.

I wish it was quiet enough in my car to listen to audiobooks without cranking the volume.

[Barbara]

Granted but you won't be able to find audiobooks you like.

I wish all politicians could serve for only one term.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but they still wont do anything.

I wish dinner would fix itself.

[Barbara]

granted but it will be all your most hated foods


I wish some new clothes would magically appear in my closet

[[deleted user]]

granted but they will be too small

I wish I had new furniture.

[Barbara]

Granted but the furniture will be huge antiques that don't fit your rooms

I wish I had some sushi

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it made you sick.

I wish my bag was already packed.

[Barbara]

Granted but some stuff you need will be missing

I wish I had a new sweater

[Jenn]

Granted, but it shared a warehouse with about ten thousand moths before being boxed and shipped.

I wish I could read any book I picked up regardless of the language.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd hurt your eyes by reading so much and need laser surgery

I wish I had some chips and dip

[[deleted user]]

Granted the chips are stale.

I wish the commercials would go away.

[Barbara]

Granted but only 'pay per view' would be available

I wish politicians would be honest

[[deleted user]]

Granted but only after their terms.

I wish my mother in law would quit calling.

[Barbara]

Granted but then she'd come visit

I wish gas would stay (relatively) cheap

[[deleted user]]

Granted it would be unavailable.

I wish my eye didn't burn.

[Barbara]

Granted but you have to wear a patch on it

I wish I had a jelly donut

[caitlin;]

Granted but the jelly flavour is earwax

I wish there was world peace.

[Jenn]

Granted, but people quickly become bored and fight just to have something going on.

I wish the next games in series I like would come out earlier.

[caitlin;]

Granted but the second you get a rabid dog comes and grabs it out your hand and nicks it and the shop has sold out XD

I wish for Tickets to See Ed Sheeran

[[deleted user]]

granted but their counterfeits

I wish I had more energy.

[caitlin;]

Granted but then you have so much energy you can never stop so you just move forever

I wish for the power to fly

[Samantha]

Granted but you will never come down

I wish I had a good book to read right about now