Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 751-800 of 2,927

[Freda]

Granted, but your voice will annoy the audience.


I wish my camera wasn't broken.

[Jenni]

Granted, but you are stuck inside.

I wish I could get good grades in my exams...

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll stress eat too many sweets when you're studying

I wish I had a package of Twizzlers

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you wont be able to open it.

I wish I could help more

[Teresa]

Granted but then you're stuck with helping at least 1 person a day.

I wish I would find $150.00.

[Samantha]

Granted but it'd be illegal money.

I wish my hair didn't have dead ends.

[Teresa]

Granted but now your hair will be dry and brittle.

I wish I could have white teeth.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'll be dentures.

I wish I had a better pencil sharpener.

[Sakurasou]

Granted, but but it sharpened your pencil so well it broke.

I wish i had a computer.

[Samantha]

Granted but it'll come broken.

I wish I had less summer work.

[Sakurasou]

Granted, but now you've got more school work.

I wish we had no school.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to do chores all day long

I wish I had some Greek yogurt in the refrigerator.

[[deleted user]]

But, then it melt

I wish I had million dollars!

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll lose it all from bad investments

I wish my neighbors wouldn't be so noisy

[[deleted user]]

Granted but your relatives will come for visit and make noise (I don't know)

I wish I can be in water for an whole day!!!

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll miss a friend's fabulous party on that day.

I wish I had a really good vacuum cleaner.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but your power was turned off.

I wish that room didn't have popcorn ceilings.

[Barbara]

Granted but the ceilings will be covered with water stains from a leaky roof.

I wish I had a frozen yogurt with toppings.

[[deleted user]]

Granted it will give you a brain freeze ache.

I wish the flow would go.

[Victoria]

granted. but it will stop in one min. i wish i got. a new stuffed animal that is cute.

[Victoria]

granted. but it will stop in one min. i wish i got. a new stuffed animal that is cute.

[Victoria]

wish granted but you are stuck in a pit of knifes.
i wish i got the most delichois, most healthy cake in the world.

[Victoria]

wish granted but you are stuck in a pit of knifes.
i wish i got the most delichois, most healthy cake in the world.

[Victoria]

( that last one was violent forgive me. for all you know it might just be two)

[Victoria]

Wish granted but the rest of your body starts hurting.

[Victoria]

I wish I had more than a million wishes

[Victoria]

I wish I had more than a million wishes

[Victoria]

Your wish?

[Barbara]

Granted but someone would sneak in and steal it and eat it themselves

I wish I had a meatball hero

[Victoria]

wish grantred but he would throw meatballs at you. i wish everything were pink permanatly.

[Barbara]

Granted but after a while pink would make you throw up

I wish I had a bigger freezer

[Beth]

Granted, but then the power went out and everything inside melted.

I wish I had a personal chef

[Barbara]

Granted but the chef would accidently start a fire and burn down your home

I wish I had a faster computer

[Beth]

Granted, but then your computer runs so fast, it becomes sentient and tries to kill you!

I wish I had a day off work.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get the flu and have to stay in bed all day.

I wish Whole Foods had lower prices :)

[Beth]

Granted, but then you would buy so much of them, you'd run out of space to store it all ;)

I wish I had a movie theater in my house

[Barbara]

Granted but people would come over at all hours - uninvited - to watch movies.

I wish I had an attic to store stuff.

[Beth]

Granted, but then you would have critters living in the attic who would nest in all your stuff.

I wish I had a pet sugar glider :)

[Barbara]

Granted but its extreme cuteness would attract hundreds of kids to your house and they'd make a huge mess.

I wish I had a big box of Hot Tamales candy

[Chefossemia]

Granted, but you will find a colony of termites feeding on half-melted candies inside.

I wish my favourite book was luminous

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be so bright that it bursts into flame

I wish people around here wouldn't litter

[Sara]

Wish granted,no conditions.

I wish LGBT rights were not an issue

[Barbara]

Granted but people would try to ban eating chips and dip

I wish there wasn't slippery ice in the street

[Sara]

Wish granted but you slip on puddles instead in the street.

I wish school was on Saturdays

[Sara]

Wish granted but you slip on puddles instead in the street.

I wish school was on Saturdays

[Sara]

Wish granted but you slip on puddles instead in the street.

I wish school was on Saturdays

[Sara]

Wish granted but you slip on puddles instead in the street.

I wish school was on Saturdays

[Sara]

Wish granted but you slip on puddles instead in the street.

I wish school was on Saturdays

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd be tired from working all week and fall asleep in class

I wish I had a new carpet without stains.

[Sara]

Wish granted but you need to buy a new rug every year

I wish South Park was actually existent in Colorado