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[Barbara]

Granted but Cartman would go nuts and wreak havoc at the mall on the biggest shopping day of the year.

I wish I had a good cup of coffee.

[Sara]

Wish granted but the caffeine will make you unable to sleep tonight.

I wish I could meet Michael Nesmith...

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but he is sick with Altzheimer's disease and his memory betrays him.

I wish I could live in Star Hollow (of Gilmore Girls; it's a quirky small town)

[Sara]

Wish granted, but you take me with you

I wish girls would grow the hell up

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd become sarcastic with no sense of humor

I wish the gym in my apartment complex had better equipment

[Sara]

Wish granted but you have less machines in total

I wish we didn't get homework on Fridays

[Sara]

Wish granted but you have less machines in total

I wish we didn't get homework on Fridays

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have 3 hours of homework every other day

I wish I had a personal chef.

[Chefossemia]

Granted, but the dishes the chef cooks are disgusting.

I wish there are no cons to my wishes.

[Barbara]

Granted but I have to rescind immediately..... cons continue.

I wish I had a big bag of peppermint candies.

[Samantha]

Granted but they are all expired and taste gross.

I wish laundry detergent was free.

[Barbara]

Granted but it wouldn't do a good job cleaning your clothes

I wish my Chinese take-out had more shrimp and less vegetables.

[Sara]

Wish granted but it would cost double.

I wish for world peace

[Barbara]

Granted but then a natural catastrophe would occur

sorry Sara...... :(


I wish I was going to Hawaii

[Jenn]

Granted but you end up going when the entire state's absorbed in a convention dedicated to something you hate.

I wish I could turn my ability to hear on and off at will.

[Tammy]

Granted but you will loose your other senses.

I wish I didn't have to get a car battery.

[Barbara]

Granted but your car will be engulfed in a sinkhole.

I wish I had a new comforter for my bedroom.

[Tammy]

Granted but you need a new mattress.

I wish I could do it over.

[Tammy]

Granted over and over and over.

I wish I had a different car.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be a Barbie car

I wish I had a dozen fresh bagels

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be demolished by termites

I wish I had room for more bookshelves

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to take the author to the most expensive restaurant in town and put him/her up at a pricey hotel.

I wish I could go to see 'Hamilton' on Broadway.

[Barbara]

Granted but your hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes will fall out forever.

I wish I had a hybrid car.

[Tammy]

Granted it has a flat tire.

I wish the pollen didn't cover my clean car.

[Barbara]

Granted but your car will get covered with bird poop.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[James]

Granted, but the only meal they'll prepare is chicken rotini.

I wish I could gain the initiative to finish writing my novel's first draft.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to give up recreational activities for 6 months.

I wish my upstairs neighbors weren't so noisy.

[Abby]

Granted , but then your best friends cousin comes from out of town and needs a place to stay, so you let her have the spare bedroom, and then she decides to dye her hair and gets permanent dye all over your carpets and your walls that won't wash out so you have to spend all your money fixing the mess she made, not to mention she talks all the time and eats all your food , and so you wont be able to go on that vacation you were planning . Also, you don't have a best friend anymore after she got mad at you for kicking her cousin out.

I wish I had the ability to draw really well.

[Barbara]

Abby wrote: "Granted , but then your best friends cousin comes from out of town and needs a place to stay, so you let her have the spare bedroom, and then she decides to dye her hair and gets permanent dye all ..."

Good one Abby :)

[Barbara]

Aaron(RetroSonic) wrote: "Granted, but you'd get arthritis in your fingers.

I wish I could play the guitar."

Granted but if you played anything other than Carly Simon songs all your strings would break.

I wish I had a bigger freezer.

[Joyce]

Granted, but it comes already packed with frozen pig snouts.

I wish I could fly.

[Tammy]

Granted but your so happy you wont notice warning signs.

I wish I didn't have to go to the post office.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to spend all day at the dept of motor vehicles

I wish I had a real New York pizza

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have a compulsion to always speak in rhymes

I wish a Target would open near my house.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would be neon pink with sequins.

I wish I could have a vacation to Hawaii.

[Barbara]

Granted but all the tourists would make traffic unbearable.

I wish my library had more new books.

[Tammy]

Granted but you will get no rest.

I wish I could get some rest.

[Barbara]

Granted but when you wake up you'll have to do shopping, laundry, and cleaning all day.

I wish I had a cheese omelette.

[Tammy]

Granted it was overcooked.

I wish I had a workout place close by.

[Barbara]

Granted but it's super expensive.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Tammy]

Granted but it is defective.

I wish I could rest and get all my work caught up.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to give up reading books for a month.

I wish I had a new coffee maker.

[Tammy]

Granted but it only makes one cup at a time.

I wish I had a maid.

[Barbara]

Granted but she 'borrows' all your best clothes.

I wish I could have a lovely trip to Australia.

[Tammy]

Granted it will rain the whole time you are there.

I wish I could travel more often.

[Barbara]

Granted but all your luggage will get lost every time

I wish I had a big designer purse

[Barbara]

Granted but all your luggage will get lost every time

I wish I had a big designer purse

[Tammy]

Granted it will be too heavy to tote around.

I wish there wasn't medical bills.

[Barbara]

Granted but then you'll have a ton of lawyer bills

I wish I had a new computer

[Tammy]

Granted but you have bad internet connection.

I wish the grass would cut itself.