Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 1,001-1,050 of 2,927

[Tammy]

Granted, you will break a leg and be unable to get to it.

I wish I could go outside without being plagued by flies.

[Marie]

Granted, but you have to wear a custom suit made of fly paper the rest of your life.

I wish I lived in a place with no population.

[Kimberly]

Granted, but you will have a mental breakdown due to the loneliness.

I wish there were less reality shows and more family shows on TV.

[Tammy]

Granted that will be all there is and you will get tired of it.

I wish I was on vacation.

[Kimberly]

Granted, but there will be a terrible plague forcing you to stay in your room the entire vacation.

I wish gas was free.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it's the wrong kind for your car

I wish my dishes would wash themselves

[Tammy]

granted, but they will break in the process

I wish my husband could see the shows he wants to free.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they will be in a foreign language (with no subtitles)

I wish I had a beautiful garden

[Kimberly]

Granted but your garden will always be full of snakes.

I wish I was a great cook.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you only know how to cook one dish

I wish I lived in Hawaii

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll become allergic to all the plants.

I wish I had new rubber boots.

[Kimberly]

Granted but they leave your feet smelling really stinky every time you wear them.

I wish I could just spend one Saturday in bed watching movies all day.

[el]

Wish granted but your TV breaks down after the first one

I wish I could go back in time

[Kimberly]

Granted but it's during the time of dinosaurs who try to eat you.

I wish I had my own private home office.

[Marie]

Granted, but you end up getting stuck in there forever as you end up finding a million things to do.


I wish I could travel the world.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you get severe motion sickness on planes, trains, and boats

I wish I had a house with so much land that I had total privacy

[Brandon]

Granted, but you can't supplies for 3/4 of the year.

I wish the NFL players would stop protesting

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd stop playing football altogether.

I wish I had a bag of licorice gumdrops.

[Marie]

Granted, but you end up leaving them in the hot sun and they all melt together in one big gloop.


I wish I could go to Hawaii.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it will rain the entire time that you're there

I wish that I never gain another pound

[Kimberly]

Granted but you instead have bad breath that never goes away.

I wish that I had a famous friend.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but he's famous because he's a serial killer

I wish that my hair would never go gray

[Kimberly]

Granted but your teeth turns black.

I wish I had tights in every color.

[Marie]

Granted, but you end up washing them all together and all the dye comes off.


I wish that I could live in the mountains.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but the area you live in has a high incidence of avalanches

I wish I had a full time cook

[Barbara]

Granted but the cook will put super hot jalapeño peppers into everything.

I wish I had a set of luggage.

[Kimberly]

Granted but they smell really bad and have holes.

I wish there weren't hurricanes.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but all the places that used to get hurricanes will now get tsunamis

I wish I could get tickets to all the sold-out broadway shows

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get terribly ill on the days the shows are and can never attend.

I wish my one of my books would become an Amazon bestseller.

[Kimberly]

Granted but then you will never be able to retire from your job.

I wish gas was free.

[Barbara]

Granted....but then all cars would go electric

I wish I had a barbecued hamburger with all the trimmings

[Kimberly]

Granted but it gives you a nasty case of gas.

I wish I had a sister with the same interest and hobbies as I do.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but she took a job 6,000 miles away from you

I wish I would never get sick

[Kimberly]

Granted but you lose all of your hair.

I wish I had a housekeeper so I would never again have to clean the house.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but she only cleans at night and keeps you awake

I wish there was no ice or snow in winter

[Kimberly]

granted but now it snows in spring.

I wish it would never get dark outside until 9.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it rains every day all day

I wish I had a great singing voice

[Kimberly]

granted but when you are not singing you stutter.

I wish there was a perfume that smelled like baby powder.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it only works on diapers

I wish I had an interior decorator

[Erin]

Granted but she's also a thief.

I wish I could write a bestselling novel.

[Kimberly]

Granted but then you run into IRS trouble and lose everything.

I wish my hometown would open up another bookstore.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but all the books are written in Urdu

I wish that my lawn never had any weeds

[Kimberly]

granted but it is filled with snakes.

I wish hurricanes didn't exist.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but there would be drought instead

I wish I could paint beautiful pictures

[Kimberly]

Granted but you become mute.

I wish that a good movie was on right now.

[Tammy]

Granted but you have a power failure.

I wish things would quit breaking.

[Kimberly]

granted but you will forget how to use anything that is electrical.

I wish I could find the perfect hat.

[Tammy]

Granted someone beat you to the last one.

I wish I could see my grands more often.

[Kimberly]

granted but they spend all their time on their phone ignoring you.

I wish it wasn't so hot in November.

[Tammy]

I agree.
Granted a blizzard is coming and will loose power.

I wish I didn't need to grocery shop.