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Granted but now you have not feet.I wish I could go on a week long vacation and meet a celebrity while vacationing who invites me to hang out with him/her and I end up becoming the celebrity's new BFF. :)
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I wish I had a salad bar restaurant next door.
Granted, but you got there late and all that was left was a wilted piece of lettuce and a handful of stale croutons.I wish I had a replicator like they have on Star Trek and out pops a powdered lemon doughnut whenever I ask for one.
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I wish my the seeds in my flowerbox would sprout already.
Granted, but the rabbits ate them. (very tall rabbits)I wish somebody would give me a dozen home-grown garden not-too-ripe tomatoes.
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I wish my neighbors wouldn't let their dogs out without a leash.
Granted but now the dogs bark all through the night keeping you up.I wish I had my own movie theatre inside my home.
Granted, but you're stuck in a loop of 2001, a Space Odyssey.I wish my house was self-cleaning.
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I wish I had a few boxes of light bulbs.
Granted but they are all smashed.I wish taxes didn't exist.
Granted, but the Trump administration reinstated pay-toilets. Their motto is: If you have to pee, you must pay a fee.I wish we didn't have Trump.
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I wish I could get free mani-pedis whenever I wanted.
Granted but now you have to use a wheelchair to get around.I wish I could go swimming anytime I wanted to go swimming.
Granted, but you live in the Arctic and the water is 20 degrees below zero.I wish I was techno-savvy.
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I wish the library was next door to where I live.
Granted but your home is right on the other side of the state line so you have to pay for your library card.I wish there wasn't any sin.
Granted, but all the churches go out of business.I wish I had infinite access to all the books ever written.
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I wish I had a pint of Rocky Road ice cream.
Granted but it's a year old.I wish life was as easy as cartoons.
Granted, but it's all like reruns of ScoobyDoo.I wish I had the entire series of ScoobyDoo on dvd.
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I wish I the lawn wasn't full of ditches and holes.
Granted but now your yard is a place where animals come and poop.I wish gas was free.
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I wish I could eat in the dining car of a luxury train
Granted but the food makes you ill for 2 days.I wish I would never catch a cold.
Granted, but now you're prone to rashes.I wish I could sleep for 8 hours straight!
Granted, but then you won't be able to sleep for more than two hours straight for a week after.I wish I could fly
Granted but you smash into a building.I wish I was on a family trip right now.
Granted, but you can't find your passport and miss your plane.I wish I could sleep for more than 2 hours straight.
Granted, but never at night.I wish I was immune to colds
Granted but now you have bad memory.I wish I had a performance arts school named after me.
Granted, but you have to change your real name.I wish I had more leg strength.
Granted but you now have one arm.I wish that snakes didn't exit.
Granted, but now we have really big bees.Even though I just gave up cheese, I wish somebody would gift me with a membership to the Cheese of the Month Club. That way, it wouldn't my fault if I ate cheese, because refusing a gift membership to the Cheese of the Month Club would be rude.
Granted but when you arrive at the place to buy or eat cheese you find a picture of yourself by the counter that says "DO NOT FEED THIS PERSON CHEESE" and because of your picture everyone who sees you where ever you go recognizes you and snickers behind your back.I wish tomorrow was my birthday and I was having a big birthday party at a private fancy resort.
Granted, but an unidentified person wearing this ...https://www.amazon.com/Sunstaches-Com...
crashed your private birthday party and ate all of the cheese.
I wish I could go to Kimberly's Big Bash birthday party!
Granted, but the resort will be in the middle of nowhere and none of your guests can find it.I wish I could see without glasses.
Granted but now you need a wheelchair to get around.I wish Tyler Perry would gift me a car like he did actress Tiffany Haddish.
Granted, but now you have to live the life of an actress, complete with the paparazzi in your face 24/7.I wish I got more channels on TV.
Granted, but now you're the star of every show and the Paparazzi (and the Mamarazzi and all of the little Babyrazzi) are after YOU!I wish I knew all of the words to all of the songs I try to sing.
Granted but after 10 minutes of singing you lose your voice permanently .I wish I had a banana split.
Granted, but it has all your least favorite toppings and nothing you like.I wish I had more time to read books.
Granted, but you lost your eyeglasses.I wish I was techo-savvy.
Granted, but all your technology is haunted.I wish I could eat and not gain weight or have health problems.
Granted, but ... you know what? I wish that too!I wish we could eat whatever we want and never gain weight or ever have any health problems.
Side Wish: I wish my computer wasn't haunted!
The Evil Queen of Mischief wrote:Side Wish: I wish my computer wasn't haunted!"
Granted, but now it runs at the slowest speed possible
I wish certain people (cough... Celia) made a wish so I could grant it!
The Evil Queen of Mischief wrote: "I wish certain people (cough... Celia) made a wish so I could grant it!"Sorry! My fault.
I wish I could read Harry Potter again for the first time.
Granted, but you're now 12 years old and have to go through puberty. Again.I wish I was a real witch.
The Evil Queen of Mischief wrote: "Granted, but you're now 12 years old and have to go through puberty. Again.Wow ok torture time.
I wish I was a real witch."
Granted, but your spells all turn out wrong.
I wish I could convince myself to go to bed earlier.
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I wish I had my arms back because it's really hard to type without them.