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[Barbara]

Granted but you have no bed and no furniture.

I wish I had a Kindle Fire.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish job applications weren't so long.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you didn't get the job because under 'hobbies' you wrote... I like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, the feel of the ocean, and lots of champagne!

I wish somebody here was old enough to appreciate that song.

[Celia]

Granted, but now it's stuck in your head for the rest of the year no matter what you do.

I wish I didn't have so much pain from my recent dental surgery.

[miscellaneous]

(lol! So true)

Granted, but now you have no teeth and can't eat pizza.

I want the same wish as Celia.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every bad experience she has you also experience but tens times worse.

I wish nail polish wasn't so expensive.

[Barbara]

Granted but the polish comes off as soon as you wash your hands.

I wish I had a carton of fresh orange juice.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you learn today that you are allergic to orange juice and can not drink it.

I wish I could move into my new home today.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but there are cockroaches everywhere

I wish I could enjoy the outdoors without getting bitten by mosquitoes

[Kimberly]

Granted but for some reason your natural body odor will now always attract skunks and you get sprayed.

I wish I had a tall glass of iced tea right now.

[Celia]

Granted, but you spill it all over your favorite clothes.

I wish I didn't have so many bug bites right now.

[Kimberly]

Granted but when you wake up you have a huge pimple on your nose that is so big people call you Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

I wish I could have a lazy day tomorrow in which the day consist of lounging in bed watching TV and eating.

[Celia]

granted, but you are in so much pain you can't enjoy it

I wish I had more bookshelves

[Barbara]

Granted but the books will be so heavy that they'll all fall down.

I wish I had a big bottle of leave in hair conditioner.

[Celia]

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

I wish I won more books from Goodreads Giveaways.

[Kimberly]

Granted but what you don't know is that every time you win a book that your name and address gets sold to a third party who constantly send you a lot of junk mail.

I wish snakes didn't exist.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but who would we date?

I wish kleenex never got stuck inside the box.

[Celia]

Kimberly wrote: "Granted but what you don't know is that every time you win a book that your name and address gets sold to a third party who constantly send you a lot of junk mail."

Yeah, well, that's probably true anyway.

The Evil Queen of Mischief wrote: "Granted, but who would we date?

I wish kleenex never got stuck inside the box."

Granted, but you have a constant cold.

I wish my hair didn't come out so much in the shower.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but now you have to wear your hair in a really tight bun.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

[Kimberly]

Granted but they can't get granted until 20 years from now.

I wish dust didn't exist.

[Celia]

Granted, but now your house if full of roaches.

I wish there were 36 hours in a day and our bodies were programmed that way instead.

[Kimberly]

Granted but most of those extra hours are spend working and you never have any free time to do anything fun.

I wish stores had a special check out section for people who bring in more than 5 coupons.

[Celia]

Granted, but you can never use a coupon or get a discount again.

I wish I didn't still have so many bug bites.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have an eye infection.

I wish all the billionaires in the world would get together and help all the families who had their homes destroyed by Hurricane Florence.

[Celia]

Granted, but then an even worse hurricane comes along and nobody can get help because all the billionaires are helping out with the other one.

I wish I knew what to do about my yearbook page.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you have been told that there was a computer error and you will have to be sent back a grade.

I wish I had a new job.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but your job is to clean up Celia's yearbook page.

I wish we didn't have Facebook when I was a kid. Oh wait, we didn't.

bwahahaha!

[Kimberly]

Granted but all your embarrassing childhood photos and videos have been posted on Facebook by friends and family and shared so many times that they have been shown on television, so now every time you go somewhere strangers want to take a selfie with you or either point and laugh.


I wish I was asleep right now and could stay in bed all day tomorrow.

[miscellaneous]

lol!

Granted, but you have bed bugs and wake up really itchy.

I wish it would always be Autumn.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get arrested, sentenced to life, and can never enjoy the weather.

I wish people wouldn't rob other people and businesses.

[Barbara]

Granted but a major economic depression would shut all businesses and no one would have a job.

I wish there was a jogging trail right outside my apartment.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it is also the home for rattlesnakes.

I wish I never had headaches.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you just found your first gray hair. (gasp!)

I wish for a weekend in Hawaii.
No tsumanis, no volcano eruptions, no sunburns, no bug bites, no noisy hut-mates, no Don Ho muzak, and nothing whatsoever that could possibly annoy me. Ha!

[Kimberly]

Granted but once you arrive you fall into a coma, hospitalized, and only recover just moments before it's time for your flight out of Hawaii.


I wish bugs didn't exist.

[Barbara]

Granted, but crops wouldn't get fertilized and there'd soon be no food on the planet

I wish I had a food fabricator, like on Star Trek.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every year you owe a lot of money to the IRS.

I wish I had a twin sister and we shared an apartment together.

[Joyce]

Granted, but whenever she gets in trouble, she says she is you and you get a bad rep.

I wish I lived within walking distance of where I work.

[Barbara]

Granted but an earthquake will create a rift and you'll have to take a detour that's 4 miles long.

I wish all the brand new movies were available for streaming.

[Kimberly]

Granted but everyone can stream them except for you.

I wish dust didn't exist.

[miscellaneous]

Granted but... me too!

No no. Granted, but now you're sneezing for no apparent reason and your eyes are all red and your nose is runny.

I wish I had every song I love all in one place.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every time you hear those songs it makes you have to go pee.

I wish life was as easy as a cartoon. :)

[miscellaneous]

*lol

Granted, but now your life is like The Simpsons and you play Homer. doh!

I wish my push-button Kindle worked forever.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you lose your fingers and have to use your nose to push the buttons.

I wish Hurricanes would never reach a Category 2 or higher.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but the wind blew away your homework and you failed Climate Change 101.

I wish I had a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and extra nuts.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get really ill and have to go to the emergency room where you are told you are allergic to everything you just ate.

I wish that wishes came true.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you wasted 2 of them in 3rd grade when you wished the boy who pulled your ponytail would eat worms and then turn into one.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it gets stolen just minutes after you get it and the thief crashes it while in a high speed chase by police.

I wish the temperature would stay in the 60's for the next two weeks.

[Barbara]

Granted but tornadoes would crop up everywhere.

I wish a big fair would come to town.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get terribly ill and miss it.

I wish Oprah Winfrey would select one of my books as one of her favorite reads.

[Tammy]

Granted but at the same time she announces it, she also announces her favorite pick of all time. It’s a book you despise.