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Granted but it feels like a thousand needles are poking you in the butt every time you sit down on anything besides your own furnitureI wish I could do something really fun and exciting this weekend.
Granted but you have to start Friday evening and keep doing it until Sunday evening without sleeping. I wish my new microwave from Amazon was arriving today.
Granted but when it arrives it is missing the front piece that you open and close but you can not return it because attached to it is a note that states , "Bought as is. Can not return."I wish I lived in a beautiful castle and had protection from all bad people 24/7.
Granted, but you have to share a room with The Evil Queen of Mischief and she snores really loud. I wish it would always be Autumn, with a little Winter thrown into the mix.
Granted but you learn that a wicked witch from many years ago put a spell on that will cause you to turn neon green but only when it's Autumn and so since it's Autumn forever you are green forever.I wish it wouldn't be so hard to see driving because the sun shines so bright in the mornings and late afternoons.
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I wish I had a roomier refrigerator.
Granted but now you pack so much food in it that food often rots before you realize its old and it leaves your refrigerator smelling like raw eggs and vomit.I wish I had my own office.
Granted but it's on the 20th floor and u have to take the stairs because there's no elevator. I wish all of my garden flowers hadn't frozen.
Granted but now one by one your teeth fall out.I wish I could be an audience member at the Ellen DeGeneres Show and actually get to meet Ellen afterwards.
Granted, but Ellen thinks you're a stalker and has you arrested during the after-party.I wish I had a replicator so I could have whatever I wanted to eat or drink at the touch of a button.
Granted but then you gain so much weight that you can no longer walk and confined to your bed.I wish I could have a dinner party next weekend.
Granted, but we both gained so much weight at my last dinner party that neither one of us can fit in the door for your dinner party and have to eat outside on the picinic benches even though it's raining.I wish I could ride on a Merry-Go-Round.
Granted but a really scared kid behind you throw up on you.I wish I could go back to sleep now and also take tomorrow off from work.
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I wish my gym didn't have black exercise machines that look dusty all the time.
Granted but the new equipment is so up to date and expensive that they charge members more and you must sign a paper stating the time when you are on and off so that if someone reports something is wrong with a machine then the last person on it must pay the repair fee.I wish I had leggings in every color with a beautiful matching top for each pair.
Granted but they’re only summer clothes. I wish I had an amazing singing voice.
Granted but you have dementia and die the next day.I wish I could go on an awesome 2 day trip for my birthday next year and I will not be sick so I can really enjoy it.
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I wish my neighbors would keep the patio cleaner and neater.
Granted but now snakes make your backyard their new home.I wish I could decide when and how I wanted to die.
Granted, but you're assigned to review reality shows for the rest of your afterlife. I wish I had a never-ending supply of lemon filled powdered donuts.
Granted but every time you eat donuts it gives you terrible gas for an hour.I wish I had a different job.
Granted, but your new job is to walk behind me waving a fan.I wish new slippers didn't fall apart after a month or so.
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I wish road construction didn't block the direct roads to the library.
Granted but the construction now block you from getting to your home and you have to go an hour out of your way to get to your house for the next 6 months.I wish I could have a cheesecake personally made for me by the greatest chef in the world and sent to me every year on my birthday.
Granted but they’re the smallest cheesecakes in the world...only one crumb. I wish I could’ve seen The Beatles in concert.
Granted, but their sound-system broke, and you spent the night humming Let it Be.I wish I went to Woodstock.
Granted but you got so drunk that you have no memory of being there.I wish I asleep like everyone else in the house right now instead of having to leave for work.
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I wish I could be a judge on "Halloween Wars" on the Food Channel.
Granted but now every time you hear the word Halloween you have nightmares of being chased by food.I wish criminals could be shipped on a space shuttle and forced to live on another planet.
Granted, but they'd take over our satellites and we'd all be forced to watch nothing but reruns of The Godfather.I wish we got Trick or Treaters on Halloween.
Granted, but you only get two trick or treaters, both at the same time.I wish for no snow or ice storms this coming winter.
Granted, but you'd be cursed by Frosty the Vengeful Snowman.I wish I bought Almond Joys for the Trick or Treaters that never showed up and have no other recourse than to eat all of them therefore not being my fault that I pigged out.
Granted but the next day you find out there was a recall on Almond Joys which explains why you spent the entire night throwing up and breaking out into hives.I wish stores would stop trying to sale their expired items to customers and simply get rid of the old food.
Granted, but all of the expiration dates are dated From Now Through Eternity. Good luck with that!I wish all the Trick or Treaters who I bought Reeses peanut butter cups for and who never showed up causing me to eat all of them develop a serious rash.
Granted but one of those kids parent's is a member of Goodreads. She reads your Grant A Wish post and now is trying to sue you. Accuses you of being a witch who put a evil spell on her child.I wish I could go on a 7 day trip once a year.
Being the Evil Queen that I am, I grant you a 7 day vacation, but you will be sent back to the 1800's and be a chimney sweep for the rest of the year.I wish I reviewed a book, so I wouldn't get harrased on Goodreads!
Granted the spell you cast was ineffective and couldn't touch a flea.Yet, I wish for nothing but only good and that no evil nor harm comes to those who are possessed by doing evil.
Granted but now all the sickness and bad things that exist only effects you and the rest of the world forever lives in peace, happiness, and good health.I wish that someone on Goodreads would purchase my latest book "Through The Eyes of Children: Poems of Young Victims of Neglect, Abuse, and Violence" and leave a review on Goodreads so that others will purchase it too.
Sort of Granted. I downloaded a sample and will let you know what I think.I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday and we could squeeze in another lazy Sunday afternoon.
* Oh wow. Thank you and honest opinion. Open to all comments*Granted but Thanksgiving is now illegal to celebrate in the U.S.
I wish it would still get dark at 7 and not at 5:30.
*You're welcome.Granted, but it will be light out from 7 pm until 5:30 am and no one will get any sleep!
I wish the powers that be would get rid of Daylight Savings Time.
Granted but now the whole world has a curfew that everyone must be inside their homes at 8:00 p.m. or pay a $500 fee and 3 days in jail.I wish tomorrow was Thanksgiving.
Granted, but all the turkeys and hams are sold out.I wish I could afford to live in a trendy apartment in a trendy neighborhood.
Granted but only in your dreams.I wish I could find a publicist that didn't charge so much.
Granted but she has a bad reputation and has already burned some bridges. For you. I wish my dental work was done well and without pain.
Granted but now you owe the dentist $5,000 because he used special equipment sent from overseas to work on your mouth just so the work would be done and without pain.I wish I could find a great online tutoring job that does not require a webcam and microphone.
Granted, but you should do it anyways even though it will be a pain in the patootie. I wish I could be a photographer.
Granted but your first client leaves a terrible review on yelp about your skills and no one will want to hire you.I wish my windshield wouldn't fog up when it gets really cold.
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I wish my back didn’t hurt all the time.