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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
Granted, but now you have to read this joke...Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turned to the other cannibal and said... Does this taste funny to you?
I wish I knew better jokes! :)
granted, but everyone around you lost their sense of humori wish i'd learn sign language
Granted, but you can only do jokesAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Good one, The Evil Queen of Mischief
I wish I could make better puns :]
Granted. I shall give to you some sage advice. Here are some amaizing puns, though some may be a little corny. I do have my raisins for doing so, and yes they're a little nuts. But as they say, leave no scone unturned, and it you don't like them, better luck next thyme. Lettuce all just get along!I wish I didn't just post that. ;)
granted, but your post consisted of gibberish recipe for making bunsi wish i lived near the sea
Ted wrote: "granted, but your post consisted of gibberish recipe for making bunsi wish i lived near the sea"
Granted, but now you wake up to the sounds of hermit crabs at your doorstep asking you to look for shells they can take as their homes
I wish I had a pet crab
granted, but you will wake at dawn every day to take it outside to pee i wish i had a bucket of crab claw & crayfish for dinner
Granted, but you had to buy them in bulk and they were sitting on the dock for several days, so you now have a very bad case of the crabs.I wish toast came without crust.
*lol. shivers @ thought of public liesgranted, but they've become soggy & only good for making crustacean sandwich
i wish water tasted like wine
Granted, but now everything has alcoholI wish I alcohol tasted sweeter
granted, but now all alcoholic drinks raise your blood sugar levelsi wish sweetbreads were made of fruits
Granted, but now fruit tastes like sweetbreads.I wish I didn't look up sweetbreads.
ewgranted, but now you have unbearable craving for it
i wish blood pudding had apple & chocolate chips in it
Granted, but it also has corn in itI wish I could try some oysters
granted, but you won't find any evidence with which to convict themi wish whoever granted this wish would be unable to drop a curse
Granted, but the wish has to be something annoyingI wish I had a bar of chocolate rn
Granted, but you have to settle for a bar of chocolate lpnI wish I had better upper-body strength.
Granted, but now you use your arms to walk like Sebulba I wish I could make a spell jar
Granted, but you ran out of mandrake and substituted oregano, so the spell didn't work and you ended up with Mason jars, and you now have an overwhelming urge to can tomato sauce.I wish I had a plate of spaghetti and meatballs right now.
Granted, but you didn't realize that the pasta before you starts to float and reveal itself as the great Flying Spaghetti Monster! You then become a Pastafarian to eat pasta anywhere
I my tarot readings would get better
*lol!Granted, but your carrot readings are shredded.
I wish I didn't have to go to bed, but I do. Later Allergator.
Granted, but now there is an Allergator at your bed serving you breakfast! "Coffee?"
I wish I didn't have a bedtime
(Goodnight, The Evil Queen of Mischief)
Granted but you have a time to get up which is always while it is still dark outside and you must do 4 chores early in the morning that involves being outside.I wish that it never rained while I was driving.
Granted but now jelly beans and donuts rain from the sky I wish I could find a treasure chest
Granted, but it's filled with old socks and Monopoly money. I wish my cats would clean their own litter boxes.
(thanks, now I could save some elves and win some Monopoly games)Granted, but now they hiss at you when you don't clean after yourself.
I wish I could have a cat.
Granted, but the cats commandeered your bed and you have to sleep way over on the edge so you don't disturb them. I wish I had a bigger bed.
Note: Nobody ever wins at Monopoly. People keep playing until they pass out, or someone flips the board over after landing on Park Place, which somebody else owns with hotels and an attitude.
granted, but you grew 12 inches taller overnight & woke with your legs hanging off the bedi wish i had a pair of knee high socks
Granted, but you too succumbed to the Jolly Green Giant Syndrome (I heard it's going around) and now all of your new knee-high socks are scrunched down around your ankles. Also, they only came in hot pink. I wish my house was self-cleaning.
hot pink? lol ... meangranted, but you became lazier, messier & um...heavier & your self-cleaning house suffered chronic fatigue syndrome
i wish i had a new car
Granted, but now that I've become lazier, messier, and um... heavier, I'm going to come over to your house and sit on your new car.I wish Con's hi-tops would come back in style.
granted, but skateboarding is outlawed i wish my aquarium had fish in it
Granted, but you set the heater on high and now they're all deep fried.I wish my 2 hour dvd recorder recorded more than 90 minutes.
granted, but your dvd player would not play beyond 89 minutesi wish i could get a replacement keyboard within the week
Granted, but it's missing all the vowels.I wish I could play the piano.
Granted, but without the soundI wish I could have a furry rug
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I wish I had great tickets to all the best Broadway shows.
Granted, but they're all for CATS.I wish I had a comfy recliner.
granted, but it only tilts forward & your face rests on your kneesi wish my room was sunny in the morning
*lol! That's pretty much what I have now.Granted, but it's moony all night.
I wish someone would fold my laundry and put it all away.
granted, but they stole all your undies & you had to go commando for a weeki wish my cat would vacation at my mom's for the weekend
Granted but you now have to deal with termites taking over your home.I wish cars were built to wash themselves when they needed cleaning.
Granted, but now cars have weird cartoon arms which takes up more road space and causes more incidents of car crashes where cars brawl with each other if the bump was severe..I wish I could see a magpie
granted, but a trick of light created a double image & you couldn't stop laughing no matter how you tried to be sorrowfuli wish i knew no regret
Granted but now you have terrible gas that smells like gasoline and no one wants to be around you and the government think you are a danger to the world because of the odor so keep you isolated in a special holding cell that's guarded 24/7 by masked guards.I wish I would never get ill.
Granted, but you sneeze constantly and never have a tissue!I wish I didn't buy so much shtuff from Amazon.
Granted, the Amazons will retrieve their stuff in 5 mins. I wish it wasn't so hot in my country
Granted, but you came to New England in the Winter and your nose and toes froze off. You are now noseless and toesless.I wish we had Fall and Winter year-round.
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I wish human meat was more tasty