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Granted, but it will soon overthrow you when skynet comes onlineI wish I'd have energy to clean my room
Granted but it's a haunted mansion.I wish I could go on a 7 week vacation and the weather would be great.
Granted, but the 7 weeks does not begin until January 1, 2029.I wish someone would invite me to dinner on Easter Sunday.
Granted but you get food poisoning.I wish I wouldn't get so much chocolate as a gift for Easter.
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I wish I had a big new smart TV.
Granted but on the same day you get it a baseball comes flying through your window and smashes it.I wish I had something fun to do for Easter.
Granted but you have to work this weekend.I wish I am in love all the time.
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Granted but you also now have a rash that can not be cured.I wish my books would get placed in a bookstore instead of online and that I can start making real money on them and not just a few dollars here and there.
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I wish I had an unlimited gift card for Starbucks.
Granted but then all Starbucks close for good before you can use it.I wish I had a twin sibling and we were the best of friends and shared an apartment together.
Granted that Starbucks will now serve regular coffee starting at a $1.00 per cup. I wish that the merchant will maintain my exact shoe size when I purchase those silver slingbacks.
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I wish I had a Mercedes Benz.
Granted but it has no tires and you can't afford to buy tires for it.I wish all of my books would list in the top 5 on Amazon.
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I wish I had a fruit salad all ready in the refrigerator.
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I wish I had new curtains on my windows.
Granted but they're in tacky purple old-fashioned florals. I wish I'm having a massage right now.
granted, but it would leave you black & blue & all colors in between & feeling like bruce lee's sparring partners in fist of furyi wish my computer screen automatically displayed my thoughts
granted but agents of the national security agency will swoop in to arrest you.i wish sunset is visible from my window.
granted, but your ophthalmologist advised you to wear a temporary blindfold 24/7 to rest your eyesi wish my grey hair disappeared overnight
granted but you will become bald after a month.I wish criminals would spontaneously combust when they commit a crime.
granted, but their ashes permeate the air you breathe & you chokei wish a robot chef would cook chicken soup for me
granted, but robot chicken stock tastes metallic.i wish my cactus plant would turn green soon.
granted, but your thumb turns yellow i wish my neighbor's dog would stop howling
granted, but your neighbor (dog's owner) who smokes returns. i wish politicians would become extinct.
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I wish a new Star Trek movie would come out.
Granted, but it's in KlingonI wish I could eat whatever I want and never gain weight
granted, but you develop pica & cannot stop eating coins, hair, & toilet paper i wish stephen king would write a sequel to Thinner
granted but you will be losing weight every time you take a shower. I wish weight is covertible to weight and price of gold.
granted, but your anatomical appendages sag heavily from the downward pull of gravity they have to be permanently stapled to the ceiling i wish someone would do my laundry
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I wish I had new carpets.
Granted, but they're flying carpets and you have no idea where they went. I wish I could find a free game I liked on my computer.
Granted! But the game play is only an hourI wish I had some more french fries
Granted but you find a dead cockroach smashed on them.I wish I was a billionaire and had 24 hours security so no one would ever do me harm.
Granted but security will watch you in the bathroom.I wish there is a genie who would grant me 10 wishes.
granted, but your wishes come true in 10 years' timei wish wishes came true instantaneously
lolGranted but they expire in 30 minutes.
I wish guy on tv would swallow his tongue.
granted, but he grew a suction cup in its placei wish lunch time came later
Granted but dinner will become breakfast.I wish I can dance the tango.
Granted but now you have a big red bump on your forehead that will not go away and can not be removed by doctors.I wish I had more time to do things that I want to do.
granted, but you run out of things to want.i wish i had a cape of invisibility that doubled as a flying carpet when i was little
Granted but you find out that there are invisible human eating creatures that can only get you when you use the cape.I wish I had 2 days off.
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I wish I had some lightweight waterproof boots.
Granted but they make your feet smell permanently like rubber.I wish I could have a lazy day today doing nothing instead of going to work.
Granted but you'd develop bedsore and gain 10 lbs. I wish car vacuums itself.
Granted but then it keeps malfunctioning and releases all of the trash back into the car.I wish the world was crime free.
Granted but people wouldn't know how to deal with a crime free society they will protest infront of your house for taking their freedom to be bad. I wish old people will not get sickly.
Granted but now babies are getting illnesses that usually the old get.I wish there were 8 days in the week so I could have a 3 day weekend.
granted, but congress legislates 7-day workweeks every two weeksi wish i had an 8-figure bank balance
granted but then your bank account gets hacked and all the hacker leaves you is a penny.I wish my town still had a taxi service.
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I wish I had a robot-maid.