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[Barbara]

Granted but it will make you sick every time you eat it

I wish people who say rude things would lose their voices.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now they will stare at you angrily.
I wish to be active.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you're filling in for Santa this year and you have to slide down all the chimneys!

I wish your reindeer didn't poop on my roof.

[Ted]

granted, as i have no reindeer, but Mrs Santa's tramples & leaves hoofprint dents on your roof

i wish i had a bigger stomach to accommodate more food

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but each time you see food you don’t want to eat anything.
I wish Christmas was already here!!,

[Ted]

granted, but you wake up with dyspepsia & diarrhea on Christmas morning & spend the day alternating between bed & loo

i wish i spent the whole day opening presents

[Barbara]

Granted but they'll all be clothes that don't fit and are the wrong color for you.

I wish I had all new furniture.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but it all fits inside Barbie's doll house.

I wish Santa would hurry up and deliver the comfy comforter I asked him for.

[Ted]

granted, but it becomes stuck halfway down the chimney

i wish i'd get a present from mrs. Santa as well 2 from Santa himself

[Barbara]

Granted but Mrs. Santa's presents are cookies she baked, and they're awful because she accidently used salt instead of sugar.

I wish I had a new Kindle Fire.

[Ted]

granted but your new KF does not allow you to create an amazon account & it can only hold 1 book at a time

i wish my godchild would gift me a GC for 5 fave ebooks

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but it's only good for the Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat collection.

I wish I never ordered that ugly comforter from Santa.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now you will never be able to bye anything else for Santa!
I wish to be happy on New Years!!!

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but now your name is Melody the Pooh.



I wish everybody a Very Happy New Year!

[Kimberly]

Granted but you now have 7 years of bad luck.

I wish every month I could go away on a trip for 3 days to just relax and have fun.

[Barbara]

Granted but there's a computer glitch and Santa sends you hundreds of "Do It Yourself" books that you hate.

I wish I had a new set of non-stick pots and pans.

[Luna]

Granted but they're miniatures.


I wish I have a bigger space for home office.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you suddenly have a 12 foot long beard and its so thick that it can not be shaved or cut.

I wish gas would always remain the same affordable price regardless of how much you get or what.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but now you have excess gas.

I wish I didn't have a cavity.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now you will never be able to see a doctor again.
I wish to be a boy.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but now you have to let out all your pants on one side.

I wish I had a time-machine.

[Ted]

Lol^

granted, but it runs on peat fuel

i wish i trained in martial arts

[Kimberly]

Granted but you know sound like a chipmunk when you talk.

I wish all of my dreams would come true this year.

[Barbara]

Granted but all of your dreams will be horrible nightmares.

I wish rude people would become mute.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have to deal with people always giving you the evil eye.

I wish the next person who plays this game will go to Amazon and buy my new book, "Is There Hope For A Broken Humanity?"

[Barbara]

Granted but then I'll cancel the order.

I wish my apartment complex had nice landscaping everywhere.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every apartment has an odor that smells like rotten eggs and no one can figure out why or get rid of the smell.

I wish it would snow so I could stay home for a week.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd have no electricity or heat.

I wish I had some bulbs to plant for the spring.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you witness a crime and police have no choice but send you to a deserted island to live in a hut with no electricity until the suspect is caught because you are not safe no where else.

I wish the news would stop posting photos of Kobe Bryant's helicopter so that his family don't have to keep seeing those awful photos and are allowed to grieve.

[Barbara]

Granted but it won't stop the family from being devastated at their loss.

I wish my gym would fix the machines that aren't working.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they charge everyone $100 more to use the gym and each member can only use the gym on assigned days.

I wish that I could find a great paying full time online job.

[Luna]

Granted but it's opposite your time zone and all communications are in codes and ciphers.

I wish the corona virus is contained as soon as possible.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it's after you catch it and given 48 hours to live.

I wish the internet was free.

[Barbara]

Granted but it takes hours to log on and connect to websites

I wish granola cereal tasted better.

[Luna]

Granted but then you cannot stop eating and all your teeth are cracked.

I wish I don't have to speak at a friend's birthday party.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it's because you have a serious disease and now permanently bedridden.

I wish I had a personal maid to come in once a month and clean my home and would never steal from me or do anything that would have to cause me to fire her.

[Boo Boo]

Granted, but what you don't know is that she's obsessed with The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and is now secretly planning your murder so she can take over your life.
I wish reading textbooks was as enjoyable as reading for pleasure so that I might actually do the studying I desperately need to do!

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be thrown out of school because someone will frame you for cheating.

I wish I could buy clothes online that fit really well.

[Luna]

Granted but you'll get addicted to online shopping, gain 30 lbs and be in debt that you need to sell your car.

I wish I don't need to exercise to be healthy.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now your doctor tells you that unless you drink 5 glasses of tomato juice a day you will forever have loud smelly farts that smell like burning trash and fish.

I wish that tax forms weren't so long to fill out.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll make a big mistake on a short form and be audited and have to pay a fine.

I wish I could all the top brand expensive cosmetics for free.

[Luna]

Granted but they're all expired and gave you the worst allergies, you needed to be hospitalized.

I wish I'd get sleepy by 10 pm.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it's 10 pm two months from now.

I wish I was married with kids.

[Luna]

Granted but your husband is lazy, violent man and children are crying and fighting all the time.

I wish there is nearby farmers market.

[Barbara]

Granted but the prices are very high and the produce is all rotting.

I wish I had new a new warm winter parka.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get set up and arrested in which you spend the rest of your life behind bars away from your parka.

I wish I could see into the future.

[Luna]

Granted but all you see are misery, greed, poverty, hopelessness, war and natural disasters.

I wish there is somebody to remind me of my car maintenance check.

[Joyce]

Granted, but your phone beeps annoyingly every hour on the hour to remind you,

I wish I could afford to fly to Scotland so I can see my favorite band ELO in concert.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but ELO had to cancel because everyone in the band has the flu

I wish that I lived someplace where it never snows

[Sandy]

Granted, but you will not be able to ski

I wish I am never alone and always have a company of caring persons....

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