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Granted but he's an ugly, control freak and has 5 other wives. I wish I learned martial arts.
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I wish I had a big box of laundry detergent pods.
Granted, but they're expired and leave a gooey residue in your clothes that you can't get outI wish I had a source of unlimited lesson plans for the class I teach
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I wish I had a case of Snapple drinks.
Granted but you'd soon learn Snapple drinks are not all natural as you develop hyperglycemia. I wish I had an ergonomic chair.
Granted, but it's so small that you can't get into it.I wish I could clean up my office.
Granted but snakes and rodents will now be homeless. I wish i had the best spinach recipe.
Granted, but you've suddenly become violently allergic to spinach.I wish I could win a $500 Amazon gift card.
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I wish I had a bunch of nice new dishtowels.
Granted, but you get a bad rash on your hands when you use them.I wish someone would send me flowers.
Granted, but they're sent C.O.D.I wish I had saved more money.
Granted, but now you have to pay 100 times the price of something I wish was better at running
Granted but now you struggle with holding silverware and must be fed like a baby.I wish women didn't have to have periods.
Granted but they will become bald and grow excessive facial hair. I wish I was on vacation before the lockdown.
Granted but it will be in another country and you run out of money and can’t earn anymoreI wish I had a larger house
Granted, but your heating and air conditioning bills are astronomically high.I wish I had someone to help me get rid of all of my clutter.
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I wish I had a new laundry basket.
Granted, but it will break the first time you use itI wish I had a clean room
Granted but you will develop a compulsion to hoard and fill all available space. I wish I had a new laptop.
Granted, but it shuts down after you use it for 10 minutes a dayI wish I could see people
Granted, but the noise level at every gathering you go to will be so loud that you'll lose part of your hearing.I wish that the performances for my season dance series that have been canceled would have been rescheduled instead.
Granted but then another outbreak occurs and that has to be cancelled to.I wish I could work from home until this virus goes away.
Granted, but you’ll loose access to all the ways to work from homeI wish my parents were less strict
Granted, but they'll send you to a private school that's like a boot camp.I wish there was a cure for the virus.
Granted but not until it kills half the people on earth.I wish that for 1 day there would not be any mention of the virus.
Granted but you will hear nothing but the voice of the person you dislike the most.I wish I'm in a beach somewhere.
Granted, but a tsunami is coming towards the beach.I wish I was able to cut my own hair.
Granted but neighbors hv found out and they knock on your door day and night for you to cut all their body hairs. I wish I had a bigger home office.
Granted but now all your utility bills have tripled.I wish I knew how to Skype so I can skype with my friends and family.
Granted but you will be spending all your time Skyping, missing your showers and gaining weight. I wish I knew how to sew.
Granted, but none of the clothes you make will fit the people you made them for.I wish I could find a stylist to cut my hair.
Granted but it will cost you $1,000.00 and you catch the virus from the stylist.I wish when they find a cure for this virus that it can also cure cancer.
Granted but the cure will be in limited supply and cannot be reproduced in 10 years. I wish I had perfect teeth and no need to visit a dentist.
Granted, but they're bright green.I wish businesses didn't have to close down.
Gerrie wrote: "Granted, but they're bright green.I wish businesses didn't have to close down."
Granted but now you are homeless
I wish things didn’t cost as much money
Granted but everything is now made out of very cheap materials and break within 5 minutes of purchasing and no refunds are allowed and foods/beverages are no longer tested to make sure they are safe to consume. Instead labels are put on them stating consume at your own risk.I wish I just didn't type so much above.
lol Granted but you'll be talking in your sleep for a year.
I wish all utility bills are free during the lockdown.
Granted, but you will only get heat, hot water, gas, and electricity for one hour a day.I wish that I had a box of beautiful cloth masks.
Granted but they all smell like dog poop even after being washed.I wish I was married to a prince and lived in a beautiful castle.
Granted but your prince is an ugly hunchback, his castle is full of spies and traitors. I wish i had a big lawn for a couple of dogs to run around.
Granted but snakes make your lawn their new home.I wish everyone could get tested for the virus for free and whether they had the symptoms or not.
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I wish I had a bag of potting soil and packages of flower seeds.
Granted but the cat thought it's her liter box, and flower seeds turned out to be dud. I wish I had a hammock.
Granted but it won't stay up.I wish I could get all my books free.
Granted but now you have a nasty rash that covers your legs, very itchy, and can not be cured because the doctors have never seen anything like it.I wish I was staying with a friend right now and we could self isolate together until this virus pass.
Granted but soon you and your friend start fighting, she kicks you out and you'll be arrested for violating lockdown. I wish fresh fruits and vegetables are delivered free of charge.
Granted now everyone must always pay back money during tax season and there will be no more tax refunds.I wish all the legendary artists would figure out a way to do a song together like artists did many years ago for the song We Are The World while still self isolating.
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I wish I was married to a billionaire.