Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 2,151-2,200 of 2,927

[Kimberly]

Granted but you are charged $1 for every minute you are on the phone with them.

I wish my poetry books would be turned into a movie.

[Luna]

Granted but it's in a found-footage technique that made everyone dizzy and confused.

I wish I had a personal masseuse.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd knead and rub you so hard you'd be black and blue and sore for weeks.

I wish my pharmacy was right down the street.

[Jill]

Granted but it just burned down last night

I wish that my yard would automatically be mowed once a week

[Kimberly]

granted but your home now is infested with all sorts of rodents.

I wish I could become invisible when I want to.

[Boo Boo]

Granted but you can never reverse it and no one will ever see you again.

I wish our animals could live with us forever.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd become neurotic in old age and chew up all the cell phones and remote controls in the house.

I wish I had new blinds for the windows.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they can't open

I wish all the mosquitoes would disappear

[Kimberly]

Granted but the number of termites triple and become a constant problem in your home.

I wish I had a live in maid.

[Barbara]

Granted but she'd injure herself and sue you for a million dollars.

I wish I had a gym in my own house.

[Luna]

Granted but you'd fall while on the treadmill and break your leg.

I wish I had an on-call manicurist/ masseuse.

[Kimberly]

Granted but she passes the Covid virus to you.

I wish I could rent a cabin for the weekend.

[Luna]

Granted but the cabin is infested with fleas and rodents.

I wish I could photograph birds outside my window.

[Barbara]

Granted but the birds would poop all over all your windows and doors, and on you when you go outside.

I wish my sneakers were waterproof, so they wouldn't get soaked when I walk my dog.

[Joyce]

Granted, but they smell like meat and your dog chews them up.

I wish my fingernails were perfectly manicured.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you wake up with a snout like a pig.

I wish I lived in a nice home in which every room had a view of a lake.

[Joyce]

Granted, but the house is situated on an iceberg on Lake Vostok.

I wish my cat, Lil, wasn't afraid of every little thing.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you are afraid of every little thing.

I wish I knew magic.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but all your spells make people explode.

I wish we had cooler weather this summer.

[Kimberly]

Granted but then for winter it will be unusually warm and temperatures will always remain in the 100's and your air conditioner keeps breaking.

I wish I could take a week vacation somewhere and not catch the virus.

[Barbara]

Granted but on the way to your vacation your plane would go down on a desert island that harbored an evil smoke monster.

I wish I had a house on a lovely beach in the Mediterranean.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it is a haunted house and the spirits attack you every night when you fall asleep.

I wish I lived in a brand new apartment.

[Jill]

Granted but the people in the apartment above you play loud music all night long.

I wish I could walk on the Great Wall of China.

[Tammy]

Granted you will have to clean it while walking.

I wish I had more energy.

[Jill]

Granted but then you will not get enough sleep

I wish I never see a James Patterson book again.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now your new neighbor is a James Patterson look alike.

I wish spiders and bugs didn't exist.

[Barbara]

Granted but plants would become huge, grow out of control, and cover everything in the world.

I wish there was a farmer's market with fresh produce on my street.

[Jill]

Granted but it is only open at 3:00 am every other Thursday in months with 30 days.

I wish that animals could talk.

[Joyce]

Granted, but they would take over the govenment (Re: Animal Farm)

After watching Outlander on Netflix, I wish I could go back in time to a simpler time.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you are only there for 5 minutes when you get struck by a tractor and forever paralyzed .

I wish I had a personal assistant who I could send to do my grocery shopping for me.

[Jill]

Granted but you find out the the assistant was once convicted of the murder of his/her employer.

I wish that my horse won the Kentucky Derby.

[Barbara]

Granted but when authorities discover your horse was given illegal drugs the horse's win would be overturned and you would be disgraced.

I wish I was an Olympic archer.

[Jill]

Granted but a jealous team mate shoots you in the back with an arrow.

I wish I could sing beautifully

[Luna]

Granted but you have a paralyzing stage fright, you could only in the bathroom.

I wish I was athletic.

[Jill]

Granted but you break your leg while pole vaulting.

I wish I could hug Sam Elliot

[Joyce]

Granted, but neither of you was wearing a mask.

I wish I had a sleep number bed.

[Jill]

Granted but you soon learn that it is full of bed bugs.

I wish I could go back in time for one hour to hear Chopin play some of his compositions.

[Kimberly]

Granted but when you return to the future you are deaf.

I wished that I lived in a crime free world.

[Luna]

Granted but it's in a different planet and you need a space ship to get there.

I wish I could have a date with Michele Morrone.

[Barbara]

Granted, but you'll soon find out he's a philanderer with 50 girlfriends AND makes you split the bill for dinner.

I wish the library was around the corner from my house.

[Jill]

Granted but they only stock electrical engineering books.

I wish JFK had not been assassinated.

[Kimberly]

Granted but everyone in your family will be except for you.

I wish bugs and spiders would remain outdoors and never enter a building or home.

[Jill]

Granted but now your house is full of gnats since the spiders kept them under control.

I wish that pit bulls didn't have such a bad reputation

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have a very bad reputation in your town and forbidden to step foot inside any restaurant in your town.

I wish I never had to mop my floors and that they would stay shiny and clean permanently.

[Jill]

Granted but you won't allow anyone to walk on them.

I wish I knew magic tricks.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you accidentally turn yourself into a duck.

I wish doctors made house visits instead of always having patients come to them.

[Jill]

Granted but the nearest doctor lives 50 miles away and won't travel to your house.

I wish I knew if the Loch Ness monster was real.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have nightmares of being eaten alive by a huge duck the size of a whale.

I wish I was in a swimming pool right now.

[Jill]

Granted but several people peed in the water right before you jumped in the pool.

I wish I was a better baker.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you are a terrible speller and stutters when you get excited.

I wish I could go back in time and relive all the happy moments I experienced throughout the years.