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[Luna]

Granted but there's a neighbor who plays drums every night and revs up his motorcycle every morning.

I wish I knew how to graft plants/flowers.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd accidently make a hybrid that grew huge and produced leaves that smelled like skunk spray.

I wish I had a dedicated parking space in my building's parking lot.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now your home has roaches and smell like onions.

I wish I could meet and befriend a famous person who would also help me become famous.

[Jill]

Granted but you only become famous as a stripper on the wrong side of town.

I wish someone would leave five hundred dollars under my welcome mat.

[Barbara]

Granted but the money would be covered with dog poop.

I wish I had my own seismograph to detect earthquakes.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you lose your sense of smell.

I wish for Christmas someone would gift me with a signed blank check and tell me to put whatever amount I want.

[Jill]

Granted but the person who gave it to you has no money in the bank and the check bounces.

I wish that people who get a DUI have their license revoked forever.

[Luna]

Granted but all alcohol licenses will be revoked and only the police can drink.

I wish my dog would sleep at my command.

[Jill]

Granted but if you go on vacation and leave the dog at home, he never sleeps.

I wish that I could notice what game I am playing since I am always making mistakes.

[Barbara]

Granted but you would start to misspell all your comments and no one would know what you meant.

I wish my sneakers would be waterproof.

[Jill]

Granted but they cause blisters on your heels.

I wish this election would be over.

[Luna]

Granted but the bad one wins. (fingers crossed)

I wish warts would disappear on their own.

[Barbara]

Granted but they'd be replaced by a horrible itchy rash.

I wish I had an autographed baseball cap from every major league team so I could sell them on ebay.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get sued because the autographs are fake.

I wish someone would call me now but not to tell me anything bad.

[Jill]

Granted but they tell you something so exciting that you pass out and hit your head.

I wish people wouldn't want to constantly talk about politics with which I don't agree.

[Jill]

Granted but then murderers would go free.

I wish that mental health treatment was more advanced.

[Barbara]

Granted but the treatment wouldn't be covered by insurance and would be extremely expensive, so most people couldn't afford it.

I wish there were nice nature paths right by my house.

[Jill]

Granted but coyotes hang out there.

I wish that the woman next door would control her children a little better.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now they have a dog and it constantly barks at night.

I wish I could go back in time and relive a great moment.

[Jill]

Granted but then you can never come back to modern times.

I wish that all books about military battles had maps!!!

[Barbara]

Granted but the maps would be huge and have to be folded out and you'd never get them re-folded and back in.

I wish my a robot would vacuum and shampoo my carpets.

[Jill]

Granted but it would turn on you and try to suck you into the vacuum cleaner.

I wish that conditioner didn't make my hair so limp.

[Luna]

Granted but you'd develop scalp eczema and terrible dandruff.

I wish I had Ann Wilson's voice.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd get laryngitis every time you tried to perform.

I wish someone would serve me breakfast in bed.

[Luna]

Granted but the food would make you sick.

I wish I'd get flowers on my birthday.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but the order was sent to the Baker instead of the Florist so you're about to get a dozen bags of flours.

Happy Birthday!

I wish we got Trick-or-Treaters in my neighborhood.

[Luna]

lol thank you. :p

Granted but trick-or-treaters prefer cash, not candy.

I wish I'd be on a road trip this weekend.

[Barbara]

Granted but road construction on all the highways and byways would ensure you get stuck in a small town with nothing to do.

I wish I had a big rolling laundry basket.

[Kimberly]

Granted but the wheels don't work.

I wish that people would do what the health experts says needs to be done so this Covid virus would end.

[Luna]

Granted but health experts would be hated, bashed, threatened by flatearthers and conspiracy theorists.

I wish climate change isn't real.

[Jill]

Granted but the damage already done can never be corrected.

I wish that this damn election was over.

[Barbara]

Granted but the politicians go on and on complaining and getting on everyone's nerves.

I wish I had a koi pond.

[Jill]

Granted but someone sneaks barracudas into it and they eat the koi.

I wish there was a good Japanese restaurant near me.

[Luna]

Granted but would only accept customers with 3 months reservations, du jour menu.

I wish people would take preparations seriously when a typhoon is coming.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now it rains every day except on Sunday.

I wish I was doing something really fun right now.

[Jill]

Granted but then you miss your Mother's birthday party.

I wish I had the nerve to bungee jump.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you break a leg

I wish I could spend Halloween watching scary movies all day.

[Luna]

Granted but you'd gain 10 lbs. and have nightmares every night till Christmas.

I wish I had a Jacuzzi.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would overflow and flood your entire house.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Jill]

Granted but you are immediately hacked.

I wish I didn't love Altoids so much.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now your yard stay full of stray cats who aren't very friendly.

I wish I could take an online class for free.

[Luna]

Granted but their website is not secure and always crashes.

I wish power lines were not destroyed by the typhoon.

[Kimberly]

Granted but black holes are now appearing every where because of earthquakes.

I wish my home could self clean itself with the touch of a button.

[Lilly #2]

Granted, but a tornado would go through your house immediately afterward.

I wish I could go back in time and change what I said.

[Jill]

Granted but you destroy good things you said and wreck relationships.

I wish I could bring myself to throw away VCR tapes.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have nightmares every night.

I wish vacuum cleaners were designed like remote control cars so I can just push buttons to operate it without moving.

[Jill]

Granted but then your arms would wither from lack of use.

I wish that my nose wouldn't run when I go outside in freezing weather.

[Luna]

Granted but you'd have smelly ear wax that keeps on leaking from your ears.

I wish I'd fall asleep in 20 seconds after I hit my pillow.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'd sleep for 5 minutes then wake up again with insomnia.

I wish there was a noise fence around my apartment complex.

[Jill]

Granted but then you can't hear the fire trucks outside your building.

I wish I had the nerve to taste durian fruit.