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Granted but you get left on Earth.I wish that people would not be cruel to animals.
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I wish I had a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Granted but every time you eat it you lose your voice for 30 minutes.I wish all gas stations had attendants to pump gas for people.
Granted. You now have gas.I wish my dvd's would automatically sort themselves alphabetically when I put one back.
Granted but now you are blind.I wish I was rich so I could hire a personal driver, chef, and cleaning person.
Granted but your husband takes all your money and you become homeless.
I wish I could see Paris.
I wish I could see Paris.
Granted but you are turned away at the French border for a counterfeit passport.I wish I was a famous opera singer.
Granted but no one ever attends your concerts.I wish people would keep their dogs tied up or inside.
Granted, but they keep them inside YOUR house.I wish they didn't have in-game ads on cell phone games..
Granted your cell phone will no longer have games.
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Granted but one of the people end up becoming your stalker.I wish animal control would drive around more and pick up stray animals they come across.
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I wish my dog didn't shed so much hair.
Granted but then he grows feathers and drops them all over the house.I wish I could tell people to shut up without reverting to rudeness.
Granted but those you love don't return the emotionI wish animals could talk.
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I wish I had a box of fresh strawberries.
Granted but now you have a terrible case of gas.I wish it would become a world wide requirement for everyone to wear mask if going out into a public place and for those who refuse will be punished.
Granted but the punishment was just a slap on the wrist and was generally ignored. I wish I had an extra space where I can experiment painting techniques.
Granted but then you lose all your painting supplies.I wish I could get paid to read books.
Granted but you'd be blind for a year. I wish I could play the violin.
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I wish I could go to a live baseball game.
Granted but it rains nonstop and you catch a coldI wish my car could self wash itself.
Granted but it would sometimes start self washing while you were driving on the Interstate.I wish people would quit trying to hunt on my property which is posted.
Granted but now wild animals take over your property.I wish people would stop robbing other people.
Granted but they would switch to more heinous crimes like rape and murder. I wish wealth is distributed evenly.
Granted but now prices on everything triples.I wish the flu vaccine could be in a form of a liquid medicine rather than a shot.
Granted but a shot is equivalent to a liter that needs to be drank one time. I wish all dairy products have very low lactose content.
Granted but now you have a nasty cough that won't go away.I wish I knew how to ski.
Granted but then all the snow on the hills have melted.I wish jobs would cater around myy graduate school schedule.
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I wish someone would wash my car and keep it clean.
Granted but you'd never get to use your car again. I wish printers never run out of ink.
Granted but you'd never get to use your car again. I wish printers never run out of ink.
Granted but the first "never ending ink" costs $10,000.00I wish my glasses weren't always dirty.
Granted but your feet grows really big and no stores carry such size.I wish crime would stop.
Granted but you'd be paying higher taxes to support unemployed police officers, prison guards, lawyers, judges.I wish I knew how to fix cars.
Granted but you are now deaf.I wish laptops had batteries that never died.
Granted but now you're dead. I wish I can do cartwheels.
Granted but you cartwheel over the side of a cliff.I wish that I was a good poker player.
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I wish all my earrings were nicely organized in a jewelry tray.
Granted but then you can't find where you put the jewelry tray.I wish that some films don't always make me cry no matter how many times I see them
Granted but now certain films make you have seizures.I wish I could use zoom or any face time video without the threat of possibly being hacked.
Granted but then your computer crashes and all your information is lost.I wish that I could draw well.
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I wish I had plants that bloomed pretty flowers in the winter.
Granted but these plants are invasive and will invade your house, crack your driveway, pavements and pipes. I wish I could grow my own vegetables.
Granted but they keep getting eaten by animals before you can pick them.I wish I had a robot maid.
Granted. You'll know how to balance your checkbook, make a perfect souffle, have a great career, and expertly cut your own bangs, but you won't be allowed to buy beer at the supermarket.I wish I could buy just one banana instead of the whole bunch.
Granted but a tribe of monkeys visited you and you don't have any banana to offer them.I wish I'm at the beach right now.
Granted but are not allowed to go in the water.I wish I was at a private vacation home right now with beautiful views of the ocean from every window.
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I wish that Hell didn't exist and that all the good people would go to Heaven and the bad would just remain on Earth.