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Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse
Granted but now your area have terrible tornadoes twenty times every month.I wish I lived in a mansion and all the bills handled by someone other than me.
Granted but you're a prisoner. I wish I had a gym at home.
Granted but you get so muscular that you look ridiculous.I wish I could speak Japanese
Granted but now the entire world speaks English and you have forgotten how to speak English. When you have learned English again the entire world has gone back to Japanese and you have forgotten Japanese.I wish I could go on a month's vacation, not catch the virus, and that when I return I have no work to catch up on when I return to my job.
Granted but your job description has been changed while you're on vacation--you are now the new telephone operator/receptionist.I wish I learned martial arts.
Granted but then you get into a terrible accident and is permanently paralyzed .I wish I could visit loved ones in Heaven.
Granted but when you get there you can't find them.I wish that they would put ice in you drink in the UK.
Granted but it will cost you $10.I wish cancer would suddenly disappear and never come back. And that everyone who has it would suddenly be cured.
Oh, Kimberly, I can't think of a curse for that one but your wish is granted.
No new wish was put........ so........ I wish money doubled in my bank account each month
Granted but someone is embezzling it as fast as it is doubled.I wish the deer would quite eating the flowers in my yard.
Granted but now dogs come to your home to poop in your yard.I wish I had a personal driver.
Granted but he has been arrested for drunk driving five times.I wish that honey bees weren't endangered.
Granted but now you have a very large zit on the tip of your nose that can only go away by surgery but still returns every 6 weeks.I wished I could afford to buy a piece of land and have my home built on that land.
Granted but the person who owned it first owed huge taxes on it for which you are now responsible.I wish that mules didn't kick so much.
Granted but now bite more.I wish I was not afraid of anything.
Granted but then you might decide to jump from a moving car.I wish that my cousin wouldn't cuss so much.
Granted but now he farts a lot and they are really smelly.I wish I had enough money to buy Michael Jackson old Neverland Ranch and make it my new home.
Granted but Michael Jackson music plays very loud and constantly and never stops.I wish the the Cubs would win the next World Series.
Granted you are blind and deaf so wouldn't be able to truly enjoy it.I wish I would never oversleep in the mornings except on weekends.
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I wish I had I had five new pairs of sneakers that fit really well.
Granted But one day you wake up sounding like Big Bird from Sesame Street and doctors don't know why.I wish I never itch.
Granted but instead you begin yelling at inappropriate times.I wish that there were no mosquitoes in the world.
Granted but now the entire planet is taken over by hug cockroaches.I wish I could produce a movie that ends up winning an award.
Granted, but it's the Most Boring Movie Award (sorry HAHA!)I wish to own a planet that is made of Ferrero Rocher.
Granted but every time someone says your name you bark like a mad dog for 5 minutes.I wish I was a famous photographer.
Granted, but you can only take photos of paint drying on the wall.I wish to be able to punch through the wall (??)
Granted but behind the wall is a spike-covered interior of an iron maiden. I wish I was a female James Bond. :p
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I wish I had a big beautiful flower garden.
Granted but the deer will eat all the flowers in a week.I wish the summer wasn't quite so hot.
Granted but the winter will be unusually hot.I wish I could get me entire floor redone and have beautiful wooden floors throughout the home.
Granted but the contractor has used cheap wood and it warps after a year.I wish I had fainting goats.
Granted but your roof collapse the next time it rains and you don't have enough money to repair and have to stay in a hotel because no one will allow you to stay with them until you are able to get the roof repaired.I wish my home would remain perfectly spotless forever so I would never have to worry about doing any type of cleaning.
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I wish I had a new Prius with a lifetime warranty for upkeep and repairs.
Granted but you get involved in a terrible wreck and become wheelchair bound for the rest of your life.I wish I I had a housekeeper and chef so I would never have to worry about cleaning and cooking ever again.
Granted but your housekeeper burns your breakfast and makes your house even dirtier everyday.I wish I can fly in the sky with wings.
Granted but only for 5 minutes then you smash into an airplane.I wish I had a good book to read.
Granted but you would hate the ending. I wish I had a green thumb.
Granted but every day starting at noon you have terrible headaches for an hour.I wish I had a big cupcake right now.
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I wish I had some new toys for my dog.
Granted but now he has turned evil like Cujo.I wish the walls of my home was another color besides white.
Granted but now they smell like urineI wish that every food I want will magically appear in front of my face (this IS my greatest wish lol)
Granted but it's all toy food that you can't eat.I wish I can see into the future and see what the world will be like next year?
Granted but there would be nothing to see because the world would have been destroyed by nuclear weapons.I wish I could play the piano like Arthur Rubinstein.
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I wish the leaks from my water heater would stop.
Granted but then your roof starts leaking.I wish that people wouldn't stand around outside businesses smoking.
Granted but now its people there constantly trying to sell you somethingI wish I could move into a bigger place and adopt a newborn.
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Granted. But the newborn always cries at night so that your unable to sleep. I wish that laundry did it's self.
Granted but then it comes to life and your socks try to strangle you.I wish that people wouldn't let dogs do their business in your yard.
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I wish that there weren't hurricanes.