Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 2,101-2,150 of 2,927

[Luna]

Granted but you get diarrhea every time you receive a text.

I wish I had my own private jet.

[Gerrie]

Granted but something is wrong with it, nobody can figure out what it is, and aviation authorities won't let the plane fly.

I wish that my peonies would bloom all year.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you become blind.

I wish people would wait until I leave an aisle before entering the aisle to avoid spreading the virus.

I wish I was a mother.

[Luna]

Granted but you're only allowed in aisles with empty shelves.

I wish an ice cream vendor infront of my house.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you are not allowed any ice cream.

I wish racism didn't exist.

[Barbara]

Granted but people start discriminating on the basis of height and weight.

I wish I had a dog bath so I could wash my dog easily.

[Luna]

that's my wish, too-a dog bath! :p

Granted but have to run after your dog for an hour before he takes a bath.

I wish there was an HMO for dogs.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but the waiting period to see a vet is over a year.

I wish I could get a free streaming service for my TV

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you are blind.


I wish I never got sick.

[Barbara]

Granted but you would go bankrupt and lose all your possessions and your home.

I wish the dryer in my apartment building laundry room would get fixed.

[Luna]

Granted but all your clothes will be starched heavily including underwear.

I wish cost of electricity is cheaper so i can use AC 24/7.

[Gerrie]

Granted but only hot wet air will come out of your AC.

I wish I was a best selling author.

[Luna]

Granted but you need to travel to places with high cases of infection to promote your book.

i wish i was a professional violinist.

[Kimberly]

Granted but all your teeth fall out.

I wish I had two refrigerators in which one was stocked with food and the other one only beverages.

[Luna]

Granted but you will become obese, and it will take a forklift to get you out of your house.

I wish I have a bigger home office.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it is full of cockroaches.

I wish I could actually do magic.

[Tammy]

Granted but it is only for the blind.

I wish I could permanentlly loose weight.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you end up with anorexia.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you have terrible feet odor.

I wish I had hardwood floors throughout my home.

[Luna]

Granted but it's all infested with beetles and termites.

I wish I had a bird feeder outside my window.

[Kimberly]

Granted but everyday birds poop all over your window.

I wish I had an RV.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it keeps breaking down on the road, and you spend thousands of dollars to keep fixing it.

I wish a professional would landscape my backyard.

[Barbara]

Granted but the landscaper would take out all your plants and make a big rock garden that you couldn't walk on.

I wish I had some expensive salon shampoo and hair conditioner.

[Luna]

Granted but they would make your scalp itch so badly you need to go to the hospital.

I wish my neighbor could sing and dance like Bruce Springsteen.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you become blind and deaf.

I wish I was sleepy right now.

[Luna]

Granted but you'll stay sleepy for a year.

I wish I was a good baker.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll accidently cause food poisoning at a big affair and no one will eat your baked goods ever again.

I wish I could get all the streaming services for free.

[Luna]

Granted but they come with trojans, malware and viruses that steal your personal information and destroy your system.

I wish I learned programming.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now you forget how to tie your shoes.

I wish I had something fun to do right now.

[Luna]

Granted but you'll wake up with a really bad hangover, your house is a mess, the police is at your door and you have amnesia.

I wish gov't offices are open during weekends.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they never answer the phones.

I wish I could eat all the chocolate I want and never gain weight.

[Luna]

Granted but you sneeze non-stop, develop hives and become constipated.

I wish I could eat all vegetables.

[Barbara]

Granted but your skin would become permanently mottled green, yellow, and red from all the plant pigments.

I wish I could see the Olympics in person with the best seats (when they have them again).

[Luna]

Granted but your hotel is very far from the venue, you need to wake up at 3 am and travel for hours.

I wish I had a new top of the line food processor.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you lose 6 of your fingers.

I wish I lived in an apartment complex that provided free maid service once a week.

[Barbara]

Granted but the maid is a klutz who breaks all your best dishes and glasses and knickknacks.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

[Kimberly]

Granted but a freak accident occurs and you get stuck in space forever.

I wish I had a house full of relatives staying with me right now.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they completely take over the house and confine you to your bedroom.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[Kimberly]

Granted your left eye falls out.

I wish I never had to wear deodorant.

[Barbara]

Granted but your armpits would chafe and become covered with an unbearable itchy rash.

I wish I had some good bones for my dog to chew.

[Kimberly]

Granted but they are your bones.

I wish rioting would end because its not solving anything.

[Barbara]

Granted but people would find other destructive ways to act out, like online bullying.

I wish I had a full set of Agatha Christie mysteries.

[Kimberly]

Granted but you discover that the last 3 pages of every book has been ripped out.

I wish the world was at peace now and traveling was safe.

[Luna]

Granted but people stay away from you, airfare and hotel rooms cost triple.

I wish I have a treadmill at home.

[Joyce]

Granted, but it only has one speed - fast.

I wish I was always peppy and full of energy.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll annoy everyone by constantly rushing around and being a motor mouth.

I wish I had a fluffy new carpet.

[Luna]

Granted but it has black stains from your cat's paws.

I wish I could see the future.

[Kimberly]

Granted but the first thing you see is you being killed.

I wish I was a billionaire and had my own private island so that I could fly there now while the rest of the world deal with the virus, protesting and rioting.

[Luna]

Granted but it was all in a dream.

I wish lines (bec of physical distancing) everywhere were not that long.

[Barbara]

Granted but the clerk is rude and nasty and you go home in a huff without getting what you need.

I wish actual people would answer phones when you call for customer assistance.