Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 1,901-1,950 of 2,927

[Kimberly]

Granted but you are now in a nursing home and your caring persons are the nurses who tend to you.

I wish I owned an island that I can travel to throughout the year and be away from all the craziness in the world and just have fun with the people who I invite to come with me to my island.

[Luna]

Granted but your island has an active volcano, lava constantly flows into your garden and earthquake is a daily occurrence.

I wish my neighbor stops singing off key.

[Gerrie]

Granted, your neighbor now has a great voice, but sings at top volume accompanied by a brass band 24 hours a day

I wish I never get the flu again

[Kimberly]

Granted but you get an incurable disease that causes you to have to walk with a walker for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a larger home.

[Barbara]

Granted but a sinkhole will form right underneath and swallow the whole thing.

I wish I had a supermarket right next door.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but scores of trucks make deliveries to the supermarket right under your bedroom window every morning at 5:00 A.M.

I wish I had a domestic staff to do all my household chores

[Joyce]

Granted, but they all are narrow-minded and unsophisticated and gossip about you to each other and to your neighbors.

I wish I could write a best-seller.

[Luna]

Granted but you will be besieged by deranged and obsessive fans 24/7, many will camp out in your lawn that will drive neighbors crazy.

I wish I can play the violin professionally.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll have to play with an orchestra that only performs in outdoor venues in Siberia.

I wish I had new dress shoes.

[Luna]

lol

Granted but it will create torture holes into your feet skin until blood trickles on your office carpet.

I wish my hair is not moody and easy to manage.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but your hair will only be two inches in length

I wish I could get a cashmere coat at a sale price I could afford

[Luna]

Granted but you will find that it's not 100% cashmere but has rats fur, all your neighbors have it, too.

I wish there are stylish and beautiful prints for face masks. 😁

[Barbara]

Granted but they're itchy and scratchy and cause you to have a horrible rash.

I wish I had some flower seeds to plant.

[Luna]

Granted but they are all invasive and will totally take over every space in your garden until it becomes a mini forest.

I wish the cool weather we're having right now stays all year round.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but your doctor says that you need to live in a very warm climate for your health

I wish I never had to wash another dish ever again

[Luna]

Granted but you'll soon run out of paper plates and will be using banana leaves.

I wish I could get a better camera at an affordable price.

[Kimberly]

Granted but for some strange reason every time you hold the camera to your eye to take a picture a big huge blister forms beneath that eye and last for a week.

I wish I could have a sleepover with all of my closest friends and we just have a night of watching movies.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but there's a huge power outage that night that's not fixed until the next week.

I wish I could get unlimited free books for my kindle.

[Luna]

Granted but you suddenly lose your vision and develops ear infection, doctor advised you not to use your eyes and ears for a year.

I wish I have free supply of fresh fruits everyday.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they give you bad stomach cramps

I wish I could travel first class whenever I fly

[Luna]

Granted but every flight is pretty rough, bad weather conditions, and your nearest seat mate farts and snores all the way.

I wish I could go to the spa every week for massage and hot oil treatment.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but the massage therapist pounds your body like a jackhammer, and the hot oil is so hot it burns your skin

I wish I was a good athlete

[Luna]

Granted but you'd sustain brain injury that would develop into a degenerative brain disease.

I wish I learned to play chess.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you can't find anybody who wants to play with you.

I wish I could get free tickets to Hamilton.

[Luna]

Granted but you'll have a really bad case of diarrhea on the night the free ticket is valid.

I wish I could understand what dreams mean.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they'll all be terrifying nightmares that you can't forget

I wish I could ice skate

[Barbara]

Granted but climate change will result in no ice skating rinks anywhere ever.

I wish I could find some shoes I misplaced.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they'll be covered in mold

I wish I had a live-in housekeeper to do all my household chores

[Luna]

Granted but you'll become obese and sickly from lack of physical activity.

I wish I could travel abroad this year.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get quarantined for your whole trip because people around you have the Coronovirus.

I wish I had a bigger flatscreen TV.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it will constantly break down, and nobody will be able to diagnose what the problem is

I wish I could lose 50 pounds

[Luna]

Granted but you'll be left with a lot of loose skin, which will negatively affect your appearance.

I wish I was taller.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you'll also be as wide as you are tall.

I wish I could take a car trip through Italy.

[Luna]

Granted but car keeps on breaking down especially on remote roads without signal.

I wish I could save more money this year.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get swindled out of your money by a clever pair of conmen.

I wish I had a new microwave.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but every time you use it the food inside will explode

I wish I could be more organized

[Luna]

Granted but you drive everybody crazy with all the organizing till your family takes you an asylum.

I wish I could have the cutest puppy.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will grow up to be a giant Saint Bernard who'll eat you out of house and home.

I wish I a new clothes dryer.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but the temperature will be so hot that it will burn all your clothes

I wish I had lots of land around my house

[Luna]

Granted but it will be covered with weeds and vines, your house is taken over it's no longer recognizable.

I wish I could photograph birds in the wild.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but all your pictures will come out blurry

I wish I had my own private movie theater

[Luna]

Granted but you can only watch 1 movie over and over again.

I wish I could sing a duet with Bono.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be off key and forget the words and your terrible performance will go viral.

I wish I had a nice new suitcase.

[Luna]

Granted but after using it for the first time, it was full of scratches, zipper stuck, wheels split, handle broken and the lifetime warranty was a lie.

I wish I could find the perfect moisturizer for my skin type.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it will turn your skin green.

I wish my garden was full of beautiful flowers.

[Luna]

lol

Granted but those flowers will give you terrible allergies all year round.

I wish I could catch the sunrise tomorrow.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but there will be a blizzard with total white out conditions and you won't be able to see the sun (or anything else)

I wish I was a gourmet cook

[Luna]

Granted but you have to work nights, weekends and holidays, and it will take many years before you become rich and famous.

I wish I have the latest smartphone model with a really good camera.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would slip out of your hand, fall in the road, and get run over by a truck

I wish I had a new big umbrella

[Gerrie]

Granted, but the catch is permanently jammed, and you will never be able to open it

I wish I had the latest book in my favorite mystery series