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Granted, but it will grow so big that it will block your view, and the resulting giant cactus needles will shatter your window.I wish, now that spring is coming, that I wouldn't get seasonal allergies
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rash all over your body.
I wish the laundry room machines were less expensive to use.
Granted, but they only run for 5 minutes for each load of laundryI wish I only needed 4 hours of sleep
Granted but you will look 20 years older than your age and forget birthdays. I wish mall owners would give out face masks for free.
Granted, but the masks are manufacturer rejects because they're totally ineffective, especially against Corona Virus.I wish that I had excellent posture.
Granted but now your feet smells really bad and you can never take off your socks and shoes in public do to the odor.I wish I had Skype access on my computer so I could see and talk with a friend.
Granted, but the picture would be blurry and the audio would sound like gibberish.I wish that I could celebrate my birthday in Paris.
Granted but hotels, restaurants, museums and shops are all closed and you are quarantined in a dungeon. I wish my tummy is flatter.
Granted, but every time you eat something your thighs swell.I wish the IRS could be abolished.
Granted, but there will a 50% national sales tax instead.I wish I had a front row seat at the Oscars.
Granted but the person seeated beside you has the coronavirus and you catch it.I wish bugs and other pesty rodents didn't exist.
Granted but you can only eat GM foods and will work as a lab rat. I wish I'd win a $5K shopping spree.
Granted, but then we would be living in a world like Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", because they wouldn't have anything to eat.I wish people would stop buying up all the toilet tissue.
lol. Granted but now everyone is buying up all the bread.I wish the coronavirus will be over by Spring so I can go on a nice trip and enjoy the Spring weather without worrying about getting ill.
Granted, but while you're enjoying the spring weather you'll be bitten by hundreds of mosquitoesI wish that there won't be a recession
Granted, but now every time you eat you get a terrible case of loud smelly farts for 5 minutes.I wish I had a large cold Dr. Pepper to drink right now.
Granted but you will have hiccups and burps every 2 minutes for a week, even when you sleep. I wish my apartment has a roof deck.
Granted, but it will be in terrible condition and unsafe for anyone to useI wish I could find some hand sanitizer.
Granted but you run out of toilet paper and can not find any more.I wish they would find a cure for this new coronavirus.
Granted but only after 60 million of the world population have died. I wish the cure would be available to everyone, rich or poor.
Granted but everyone who wants it have to agree to have a tracking device chip planted inside them so governor can get track of their every move.I wish I wasn't feeling sleep right now because it's too early to go to bed.
Granted you will not sleep at all tonight.I wish my husband would put something good on the tv.
Granted but it will get you hooked and keep you in front of the TV till morning. I wish food prices will not increase.
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I wish my neighbor wouldn't throw cigarette butts all over the ground.
Granted, but he'll put them all in a giant pile on the curb, burn them, and completely overwhelm the neighborhood with smoke and a horrible odorI wish that I could find a store that had stocked shelves
Granted but the store you find is only stocked with dog food.I wish every household in America would be sent an emergency package of items to get them through the next 2 months.
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I wish I had a treadmill at home so I could work out on it.
Granted but you're bored to death after a few days and you're still paying for the expensive machine. I wish i didn't have to go to the dentist.
Granted but you have a freak accident that leaves you with 8 fingers.I wish I had some hand sanitizer.
Granted but you accidentally burned your hands leaving it blistered all over.I wish I have a new car.
Granted, but it's a gas guzzler and you only get 10 miles to the gallonI wish I was able to walk five miles a day
Granted but now you also have a permanent bad case of hiccups that will not go away.I wish I had an online job.
Granted but your fingers, knees and other joints have become arthritic you're in pain all the time. I wish there are more trees around where I live.
Granted, but now there is only trees where you live and no where else.
I wish to be a cat.
I wish to be a cat.
Granted but nobody wants to adopt you, you're a hungry, unloved, homeless cat. I wish I could continue with my blog.
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I wish my oven would magically get cleaned.
Granted but every time you use it, food gets burned. I wish dust doesn't accumulate in my apartment that fast.
Granted but now you have roaches.I wish I had a 2 hour lunch break.
Granted but you're required to work 2 more hours everyday without pay. I wish I have a bigger closet space.
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I wish the ground wasn't so soggy from all the rain.
Granted, but it has a terrible smell that's gotten into all of your clothes, and you can't identify where the smell is coming from.I wish that everyone who has to stay out of works gets paid
Granted but all holidays, sick and vacation leaves will be cancelled for the rest of the year. I wish prices of basic commodities would remain the same during lockdown.
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I wish I had access to all the books I want from the library.
Granted, but you'll have to use all of your reading material when you run out of toilet paper.I wish I knew how to properly flush my Kindle.
Granted but now you are blind.I wish I had a kindle.
Granted, but now your bank is in some serious debt.
I wish I was a good person.
I wish I was a good person.
Granted but you are bankrupt and homeless.I wish I have a big garden.
Granted, but it has been invaded by aphids, cutworms, grubs, and Japanese beetles, and totally destroyed.I wish I had a magic wand and could manufacture all the ventilators that are needed.
Granted but the ventilators remain in storage because there is a shortage of health workers who can operate them. I wish I live near the beach.
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I wish the cactus outside my window will show some signs of life soon.