Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 1,801-1,850 of 2,927

[Kimberly]

Granted but then you die of a mysterious disease 2 minutes after becoming straight.

I wish I could tour a castle.

[Ted]

granted, but you get lost in a dungeon, where the resident tentacled monster chases & catches you, never to be seen again

i wish i could scare prank my nephews on halloween

[Kimberly]

Granted but the prank goes wrong and you get arrested for murder.

I wish when I get off work today that it will not be raining or storming.

[Barbara]

Granted but all the electricity in your city will be off for a whole day.

I wish I had lots of fresh fruits in my refrigerator.

[Luna]

Granted but there will be a severe heatwave, and you will get heat rash that only getting naked can relieve you, your hands and feet will get swollen and you will have headache and diarrhea.

I wish I can dance like JLo.

[Joyce]

Granted, but in addition you have the moves like Jagger and you never know when it will take over.

I wish I could be in a Marvel Comics movie.

[Ted]

granted, but you are uncredited as an unrecognizable blur in the background & your scene is eventually deleted from the movie

i wish i had thor's stature & power

[Kimberly]

Granted but your home is now infested with roaches and rats and nothing you do can get rid of them.

I wish I was still in bed right now.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you weren't specific about which side you wanted so now you're stuck UNDER the bed.

I wish there was such a thing as delicious yet no-calorie desserts.

[[deleted user]]

Granted. But then everything is tasteless to you.

I wish to be in the rain crying.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but your nose gets all stuffed up and you sound like Minnie Mouse.

I wish the snow would hold off just a little longer so I can get all my errand done.

[Kimberly]

Granted but after you complete your errands and return home it snows again and the snow goes all the way up to your roof. You are stuck in your home for 2 weeks and can't see out of any windows or go out any door.

[Barbara]

You need to make a wish Kimberly.

[Kimberly]

Oops sorry.

I wish I wouldn't forget to make a wish when playing this game :)

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll forget a very important appointment and people will be mad at you.

I wish I had a whole rack of new earrings.

[Luna]

Granted but they would make your ear lobes red and itchy you would need to see a doctor.

I wish I can memorize my desired camera settings.

[Ted]

granted, but you cannot find a subject to photograph

i wish i could sleep long enough to reach REM stage & dream

[Joyce]

Granted, but barking dogs or ringing bells wake you up as soon as you start dreaming.

I wish my cat would not wake me up with her incessant meowing.

[Barbara]

Granted, but a team of Con Ed workers with jackhammers would be loudly tearing up your street every morning.

I wish I had a chocolate cream pie.

[[deleted user]]

Granted.
But then after getting the cake and you take your first bite you get food poisoning

I wish to be immortal

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you wake up with bed-head and have to live with it throughout eternity.

I wish I was a witch.

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then you will grow warts all over your whole body, including the face

[miscellaneous]

*Sorry Melody, but your curse has come back to you threefold because you didn't make a wish. Ha!

[miscellaneous]

Not granted.

[Ted]

LOL @^

[Barbara]

I wish I had a large new package of rechargeable batteries.

[Kimberly]

Granted but now every time you talk you sound like Alvin The Chipmunk and no one including the doctors knows why.

I wish it was Spring.

[Barbara]

Granted but a freak kudzu vine would grow over your entire house and you wouldn't be able to open any windows or doors.

I wish I could see all the new movies for free.

[Kimberly]

Granted but everything else you have to pay for in the world doubles in price.

I wish my book was already typed up and all I had to do was submit to publisher.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but your publisher wants it hand-written in cursive. With footnotes. In cursive.

I wish I could remember what day it is without having to check the calendar.

[Allerglance]

Granted, but each day of your life for all eternity until the last slice of pizza is taken will be.. monday

I wish for a new festive season to celebrate

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be obligated to buy so many presents you'll be flat broke and bankrupt.

I wish I had a new pretty quilted comforter.

[Kimberly]

Granted but it smells like gasoline.

I wish taxes didn't exist.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you have to pay extra for air.

I wish I knew how to make un-lumpy turkey gravy.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now everyday you will make terrible coffee.
I wish I was a guy.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but now you have to make a very tough decision...
boxers or briefs?

I wish I didn't have to wait til Thanksgiving for a slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top.

[Barbara]

Granted but all you'll get to eat is pumpkin pie with whipped cream for the next year.

I wish I had my favorite shirt in every color.

[Kimberly]

Granted but for some reason every shirt smells like gasoline.

I wish I wouldn't gain or lose weight and stay the same size as I am now for the rest of my life.

[Joyce]

Granted, but you can only eat protein bars and drink protein shakes. You can have lettuce and celery, though. ;)

I wish there was no such thing as the IRS.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but now you have to pay a hefty fee for wishes.

I wish they didn't kill off Iron Man and the Black Widow in the Marvel comic movies.

[Ted]

granted, but IM & BW cheat on pepper & bruce & has a supervillain offspring named iron widow who has a supervillain sidekick named black man[ge], & these 2 have their own movie in which they eventually succeed in annihilating the entire marvel universe

i wish they'd make a movie with loki as the protagonist

[Allerglance]

Granted, but you wouldn't know it as he stars the next Thor movie in secret.

I wish making cake pops wouldn't be so tedious

[Barbara]

Granted but a sneak thief would come and steal all your cake pops every time you make them.

I wish I had a big box of laundry detergent pods.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but the pods take over the world and everybody walks around covered in bubbles.

I wish snow would go shovel itself.

[Ted]

granted. snow shoveled & piled itself until your roof collapsed from its weight

i wish i had a pair of eyes on the back of my head

[[deleted user]]

Granted. But now you have hair in front of your eyes all the time.
I wish I was nocturnal

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be caught and placed in a zoo exhibit that's lit up 24/7.

I wish there was a Chinese take-out next door.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then that is the only thing you will want to eat 24/7.
I wish I was good at drawing.

[Joyce]

Granted, but you are only good at drawing the same picture over and over.

I wish they could invent roads that would melt snow and ice on contact for drivers.

[miscellaneous]

Granted, but you have to become a really good swimmer.

I wish for chocolate anytime I want it.