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Granted, but it bites you and every other person it comes in contact withI wish I could get a massage right now
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I wish I had steak and lobster for dinner.
Granted but you get sick from e coli poisoning.I wish I had more energy.
Granted, but you'll keep running and won't be able to stop or restI wish more of my friends would use Facetime so I could see them when we talk
Granted but it's when they are doing something really gross or inappropriate like on the toilet.I wish I could go back in time and stop Eve and Adam from eating the forbidden fruit.
Granted, but the human race would have become extinct because Eve would not have to bear children.I wish my credit score was so high everything I requested would be approved.
Granted but shocking to the doctors your feet grow the length of a yardstick and no one knows why and you have to walk around barefoot because no shows can fit your feet.I wish I had a library named after me.
Granted, but a tornado would come along and demolish it.I wish I could play the guitar.
Granted but you get terrible blisters on your fingers every time you play.I wish Michelle Obama would be the next US President.
Granted, but she decides to resign after 6 months in order to devote all of her time to saving the planet from global warmingI wish that I could host a Zoom meeting without any glitches
Granted but then you get kidnapped by aliens who do a lot of experiments on you and then return you back to Earth.I wish I wasn't sleepy right now so I could focus more on a project I am working on.
Granted but you stayed awake for 2 weeks, keep looking for projects--you cut your hair, repainted your house, then your neighbors until they called the ambulance to take you away. I wish I knew how to crochet.
Granted but then you wake up with a beard that touches the floor and every time you cut it, it returns a day later.I wish I was having fun right now.
Granted but it hurts when you breath after an overdose of your happy pill.I wish I could play the violin.
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I wish I had a new raincoat.
Granted but it smells like pickles.I wish I had a larger home so I could adopt.
Granted, but it's too expensive to heat and air condition so you freeze in the winter and boil in the summer.I wish that I was able to go the library.
Granted but you aren't allowed to check out any books and only allowed to pick up books to read if wearing gloves.I wish I had a personal maid who comes to my home once a week to clean.
Granted but your personal maid will only work in graveyard shift, making enough noise to wake up the neighborhood. I wish I had an on-call personal masseuse.
Granted, but she left town to stay on her parents' isolated farm 500 miles away for better protection during the epidemic.I wish I had an exercise trampoline.
Granted but when you test it out you trip and crack your head.I wish that after this virus is gone that my cousins and I can rent a cabin by a lake to reconnect and have some good fun.
Granted but your cousins prefer to swim and explore rather than spending time with you or each other. I wish I had a pool.
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I wish I had new floor lamp in the living room.
Granted but it's possessed by playful evil spirits that cast obscene shadows on windows and walls. I wish I had a new air conditioning unit.
Granted, but it spews out black smoke.I wish I had a beautiful painting on my living room wall.
Granted but every night it falls off the wall regardless how well you hang it back up.I wish I had a new stove.
Granted but it explodes the first time you use it and there is no after sales service.I wish I had a stylish hat that matches my face mask.
Granted but the hat makes your hair fall out.I wished I could Skype with my friend right now.
Granted but your friend is drunk, weepy and incoherent. I wished I had a deck where I can hang out in the afternoon.
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I wish someone would come clean all my windows.
Granted, but they end up breaking all of them.I wish that I didn't have to stand in line to get into the supermarket.
Granted but you will only be allowed in empty aisles. I wish I didn't have to go to various drug stores to buy meds.
Granted but now you become hospitalized and the meds you now need are much hire than what you use to pay for meds.I wish I wouldn't get thirsty right before I plan to go to bed.
Granted but you have nightmares all night long. I wish there is a park nearby.
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I wish I had some plant fertilizer for my flower boxes.
Granted, but the fertilizer makes your flowers grow so large that the boxes shatter into hundreds of pieces.I wish that we had several warm sunny days in a row.
Granted but your air conditioner breaks on those warm days.I wish I had some cupcakes right now.
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I wish my dog wouldn't bark at other dogs so much.
Granted, but now he attacks other dogs.I wish I could cut my own hair well enough so that it looks good.
Granted but in the process you also cut your own fingers and need stitches.I wish that I could actually make a wish and it would come true.
Granted but you can't speak for the rest of your life. I wish I have French windows.
Granted but now you also have a huge hole in your roof and no money to fix it because you spent the money on French windows.I wished that everything cost $1.00.
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I wish I had a juicy bacon burger.
Granted but you have to pry it off my hands. :pI wish I had a chocolate truffle gelato.
Granted, but you gain 100 pounds after eating it.I wish I had a robot vacuum cleaner.
Granted but it goes crazy and tried to attack you.I wish I was on the phone right now talking with a friend.
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I wish I had some new loafers.
Granted but they give you blisters whenever you walk in them.I wish I had an iPad.
Granted but it breaks soon as you try to use it.I wish people would respond back when I text them within a few minutes and not days.
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I wish I had another dog