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Granted but you invest it all in stocks and the Market collapses, wiping you out.I wish I would remember to take Kleenex out of my jean's pocket before I put them in the washer.
Granted but now for some reason your breath smells like boiled bologne and nothing can cure it.I wish when I call a customer service number I speak directly to someone instead of a recording telling me to press 1, 2, etc.
Granted but you have the wrong number and reach a funeral home instead.I wish that the falling leaves would quit piling up around my sidewalk.
Granted but now you just have piles of dog poo around your sidewalk.I wish I had a second refrigerator stocked with drinks.
Granted but you get a bill shock everytime you receive your electric bill. I wish shoppers maintained social distancing during a mall-wide sale.
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I wish I had a free service that took care of washing and maintaining my car.
Granted but you need to clean the public zoo once a week without pay. I wish there was a nearby botanical garden.
Granted but seed from ugly plants float into your yard and take root.I wish that I didn't have to keep a list of all my passwords for different sites.
Granted but now someone hacks into you banking account and takes all your money.I wish vomiting didn't happen.
Granted but you say your passwords in your sleep, dream about forgetting them, name your plants after them. I wish I could cast spells.
Granted but you accidentally turn yourself into a duck.I wish colds only lasted 24 hours.
Granted but you get diarrhea after 24 hours. I wish I had a massage chair at home.
Granted but it gets a short circuit, electrocuting you.I wish that the rules of the game Cricket were understandable.
Granted but now everything else in life completely confuses you.I wish I could adopt a 3 and 4 year old who were already siblings.
Granted but they hate each other.I wish that caramel corn didn't get stuck in your teeth.
Granted but it gives you a bad case of diarrhea. I wish I lived in a mansion with 24 hour security to keep intruders out.
Granted but you are treated like a prisoner and nobody wants to know your opinion about anything. I wish I could read minds.
Granted but your are shocked at some of the things you find out.I wish my nose didn't get runny when outside in cold weather
Granted but now cold weather makes you pass gasI wish that anyone who commits a murder would get the death penalty.
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I wish I knew American sign language.
Granted but you'd never get to practice/use it. I wish I knew how to drive a motorcycle.
Granted but you forget to wear a helmet and get pulled over by the police.I wish food prices weren't rising every week?
Granted but now gas prices rises every week.I wish the virus would be over before my next birthday so I can go on a big getaway with my family to celebrate.
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I wish I had a nice button down shirt.
Granted but all the buttons are coming undone every time you wear it.I wish I had a stationary bike at home.
Granted but you break both of your legs and can't use it.I wish I had a vacation home with beautiful mountain views from every window.
granted but it’s cold and always snowing.i wish covid was over
Granted but now bee attacks are on the riseI wish people wouldn't allow their pets to run freely.
Granted but then the police arrest them for tying up their dogs on a short chain.I wish that no matter what you have done, your friend wouldn't always say (s)he has done it better.
lolGranted but your friends stop talking to you, you have become a pariah.
I wish people would stop posting other people's photos (in soc med) without permission.
Granted but now they share those photos through texts.I wish musical artists wouldn't use profanity and very obscene words in their songs.
Granted but buying music (without obscene words) will become compulsory, whether you like the songs or not.I wish media will not give any airtime to proven liars.
Granted but now there is no more forms of any type of media.I wish sellers would not take so long to respond when requesting a refund for an item ordered that never arrived.
Granted. From now on you'll get an immediate automated email response directing you to their Accelerated Refund Department at www.wedontgivesashiitake.com. I wished they played Christmas music all year long.
lol lol Granted but you'd be singing Mariah Carey's Xmas songs in your sleep, police keep getting calls from your neighbors.
I wish night markers were not crowded.
Granted. From now on, night markers will no longer be crowded.I wish I knew what night markers are.
Granted but now your spelling level drops to a kindergarten level.I wish I could take an entire month off from work with pay.
Granted but when you return you find that it was just a ploy to get rid of you and someone else now has your job.I wish that my satellite dish would not be affected every time it rains.
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I wish I had a stack of crossword puzzle books.
Granted, but you will have to complete each puzzle in maximum of 5 minutes or else the book will disappear.I wish I could eat everything without gaining weight!
Granted but you get permanent gas.I wish it would snow on Christmas Day.
Granted but your heating system doesn't work, you develop a bad cold and were forced to stay in bed until after New Year's day.I wish my mother would cook paella.
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I wish I had a jacuzzi.
Granted but it has no water. lolI wish my carpet was a different color and texture.
Granted but it smells bad and gives you an allergy. I wish I could visit another country next year.
Granted you unknowingly do something that is considered illegal in that country and get thrown in jail.I wish my walls were another color besides white.
Granted but it's a color that makes you jump out of the window. I wish prices of goods haven't soared.
Granted but now your nose grows like Pinocchio's every time you lie.I wished instead of companies building the largest mall in the world that someone will be the largest hospital in the world.
Granted but there aren't enough clinicians to staff it.I wish I could sometimes become invisible.
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I wish I could win the lottery.