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Granted, but you have to clean the whole bathroom instead.I wish I never had to see another Charmin commercial again.
Granted, but first you have to dance to this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1du-G...
I wish I had an Ipod and knew how to use it.
Granted but it gets stolen the next day.I wish it would stop raining.
Granted, but now it's snowing in the middle of summer.I wish I could swim faster.
Granted, because you're being chased by sharks.I wish I could play the piano.
Granted, but you're now deaf.I wish I didn't get as many headaches.
Granted, but each person breaks up with you after 48 hours.I wish I could have pizza for dinner.
Granted but then you stay up all night with a bad tummy ache.I wish Adam and Eve never bit the forbidden fruit.
Granted, but you can never look at a man again.I wish I were 18 and had my own ID (I'm 17)
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I wish I had some new workout clothes.
Granted, but there is now seven feet of snow in front of your house and you can't leave to work out.I wish my dog could talk.
Granted but it's only to tell you that he's going to kill you as soon as you fall asleep.I wish I had a robot made like the one on the Jetson's cartoon.
Granted, but it turns out like the one in The Incredibles and attempts to destroy everything.I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted but your work load increases and those extra hours are spent working instead of resting and having fun.I wish I had my vey own chauffeur.
Granted, but he drives a beat up 2-person car from fifty years ago.I wish I could have more chocolate.
Granted but it gives you diarrhea.I wish I knew how to surf and whenever I surfed I would never get attacked by a shark.
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I wish all dog walkers would clean their dogs' poop.
Granted, but birds are three times more likely to poop on you now.I wish I didn't get headaches.
Granted, but now your feet hurt.I wish my cats would get along with my new one.
Granted, but now none of them like you.I wish I could read more nonfiction without getting bored.
Granted but now everything else in life will bore you.I wish my hair would stay clean forever and I never had to worry about washing it.
Granted, but now your body hair grows three times as fast.I wish I could be a writer with the success of JK Rowling.
Granted but then you find yourself constantly being followed by paparazzi.I wish I could travel the world.
Granted, but you're in the middle of the third world war.I wish I could draw at all.
Granted but then you become mute and the only way you can communicate is by drawing but that only thing you know how to draw is shapes.I wish tomorrow was Thanksgiving.
Granted, but you overstuff yourself and spend all night in the bathroom.I wish I didn't have to go back to school next week.
Granted but everyone else goes back and when you finally return you realize you are very behind and struggle to catch up and so at the end of the school year you don't pass to the next grade level.I wish I could work with Tyler Perry.
Granted, but only as a backstage worker and never on-screen.I wish Alan Rickman was still alive
Granted but he becomes your neighbor and is always calling the cops on you complaining about silly things.I wish life was as easy as a cartoon.
Granted, but it's a Warner Brothers' cartoon, so you're always getting exploded with ACME products, getting anvils dropped on you, and getting huge knots on your head.I wish I had a higher GPA.
Granted but it's not enough to get you into a good college.I wish people would never cry.
Granted, but nobody can talk, only scream with the most annoying, high pitched voices you've ever heard.I wish I could meet JK Rowling.
Granted, but you'd be so nervous when you shook her hand, your palms would be all sweaty. I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist.
Granted, but all your teeth would fall out and now you can never get them repaired.I wish I kept in touch with people more.
Granted but your phone bill triples the amount it was before keeping in touch with people.I wish Superheroes like Batman were real so that their would be less crime because police officers would have more help to stop/ catch the bad guys.
Granted, but everyone who wants to kiss you also can.I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted but now you feel bloated.I wish animals would never attack humans unless they were truly provoked by the human.
Granted, but now the definition of provoke is changed in all dictionaries, so that animals can attack more readily.I wish my ears didn't hurt.
Granted but now your feet are really sore.I wish that all liquid medicine tasted like candy.
Granted, but now all candy tastes like liquid medicine.I wish my dogs knew tricks.
Granted but their trick is to rob banks while you are asleep and frame you so that you are the one to keep getting arrested.I wish it will not snow too much this winter.
Granted, but when it does, it's a blizzard.I wish my fingers didn't itch.
Granted but you now itch all over your body except for your fingers.I wish there was no crime on this Earth.
Granted, but now we all have to move to Mars.I wish we had a better president.
Granted but then their is an alien invasion.I wish I was in bed sleeping and could remain there all day.
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I wish I had a fruit smoothie.
Granted, but it's literally just chunky fruit flavored water and way too much ice.I wish I could sleep more right now.
Granted but tomorrow night you will not be able to sleep because you slept so well you are wide awake and full of energy.I wish cars were programed to repair themselves when something was wrong instead of having to pay money to take it to a mechanic.
Granted, but then they would often make "repairs" that don't actually benefit the driver.I wish I was more motivated to work on college application essays.
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Granted, but you're going to have nightmares about taking a math test and you forgot to study.
I wish I didn't have to wash the kitchen floor tonight even though it's my own fault because I've been putting it off all day.