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Granted, but all the rides are broken down that day.I wish I had a horse.
Granted, but he reared up and tossed you into a cactus.I wish I had a horse.
Granted but then he keeps breaking free and causing a lot of problems with your neighbors, who end up suing you.I wish I could get the Spice Girls to perform at my birthday party.
Granted, but they all had a bad case of laryngitis. I wish I could meet Chris Hemsworth.
Granted but then he accuses you of stalking him.I wish Disney would start showing great shows like they did in the 90's.
Granted, but in a sequel to the Lion King, Simba takes the Circle of Life literally, and eats Timon and Pumbaa.I wish I knew all the words to Hakuna Matata.
Granted, but you croak like a frog whenever you try to sing itI wish I had a beautiful garden in which I could sit and read
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Cassie 'The Thinker Go Go Go Go' Mis. Roben Goodfellow'\Isabelle Lightwood
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Wish granted but can only sit in the lawn while you read.I wish I had writing\ reading room in the house
Granted but it has a very foul odor that won't go away.I wish that I had some chocolate ice cream.
Granted, but it's a year past its sell-by date.I wish I had some cheesecake.
granted but there is a big dead bug on it.I wish I was a millionaire.
(I'll just eat around the bug!)Granted, but the IRS takes all your money.
Beverly wrote: "(I'll just eat around the bug!)Granted, but the IRS takes all your money."
What is your wish, Beverly?
Sorry!!I wish I wasn't so forgetful.
Granted but now you are always achy.I wish it wouldn't storm again until August.
Granted, but there is a drought until then.
lol! Beverly, what is your wish?
So sorry!I wish it weren't so durn hot!
granted but now it's freezing outside.I wish that I had a twin sister.
Granted, but she hasn't spoken to you in 10 yearsI wish I always had perfect health
Granted, but you will always be a hypochondriac.I wish I could read my books faster.
Granted but now you have a bad bladder.I wish I had a beach house.
Granted, but after the last storm, it is now underwater, and all of your friends are wearing floaties and drinking watered-down Sangria.I wish I could go to Disney World. Again.
Granted but you get sick and have to stay in bed the entire time and miss everything.I wish my hair was naturally curly.
Granted, but you now have dandruff.I wish I pizza wasn't fattening.
Granted, but now every food except pizza is fattening.I wish I could go on a trip.
Granted, but the trip is LSD that somebody slipped into your coffee.I wish it would stop raining.
Granted but now it's snowing.I wish I had an indoor swimming pool.
Granted, but you had a power-outage in the middle of winter and your swimming pool is now a skating rink.I wish I could spend a weekend in a 5-star hotel.
Granted, but your first night there a major storm takes all the power out.I wish I was 24 again.
Granted but you have a nervous breakdown and remain in a mental hospital for the rest of your life.I wish Janet Jackson would do another song and music video with one of her siblings.
Granted, but during her concert, the whole audience had a major wardrobe-malfunction and everybody ended up nekkid.I wish I was there to see it!
Granted, but the lights also went out and plunged the concert into darkness for hours!I wish I could go on a cruise.
Granted but the ship hits an iceberg and begin sinking and you cannot find a life jacket.I wish I had a maid.
Granted, but she turned out to be a lazy-for-nothing and won't do any chores.I wish I had a llama farm.
Granted, but Kimberly's maid refused to clean up after them.I wish I had a cook.
Granted but all the cook can cook is a grilled cheese sandwich but she burns that too.I wish there were more family appropriate comedy shows on TV.
Granted, but you don't get any of those channels.I wish I didn't have weeds in my lawn.
Granted but stray dogs use your yard to poop.I wish I had a pizza right now.
Granted, but it came with extra anchovies.I wish I didn't have to go to the Dentist.
Granted but you have to go to the Emergency Room because you accidentally swallowed a loose tooth while eating and it became stuck in your throat.
Eek!What is your wish, Kimberly?
(gleefully rubbing hands together, cackling maniacally)
Kimberly wrote: "Granted but you have to go to the Emergency Room because you accidentally swallowed a loose tooth while eating and it became stuck in your throat."I wish I wouldn't forget to write my wish so not to mess up the game for others. :)
Granted, but we wouldn't be able to tease each other. :)I wish I could remember how to spell!
Granted but you spell everything in Spanish.I wish I had a soda right now.
Granted. Aqui hay un refresco para usted.I wish I knew what I just said.
Granted but then you feel guilty for saying it.I wish I had a slumber party right now.
Granted, but we all had too many Margaritas and gave each other weird tattoos. I wish I had a tattoo of a black dragon with emerald-green eyes.
Granted but it leaves you with a terrible infection and you have to have your legs and arms removed.I wish there was 8 days in a week.
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I wish I could go to Disney World.