Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 951-1,000 of 2,927

[Barbara]

Granted but your hair will turn white.

I wish my favorite store would have a clearance sale.

[Tammy]

Granted but its closing.

I wish I could travel more often.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you can't stay in any place for more than a day

I wish I was 21 again

[Wolf (Alpha)]

Granted, but you'll suffer from not knowing everything you know today.
I wish I could be brave enough to to talk to my crush.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll find out your crush is moving across the country.

I wish I had a house on the beach.

[Wolf (Alpha)]

Granted, but it will suffer from getting hit with tons of water.
I wish I could box.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you'll be knocked out in the first round.

I wish I could speak several languages fluently

[Tammy]

Granted but no one can hear you.

I wish I could watch unbiased news.

[Brandon]

Granted. Just watch Fox News as it is the only fair & balanced network.

I wish radical Islamic terrorism would vanish from this world forever.

[Wolf (Alpha)]

Granted, but another group would come.
I wish that I had fewer siblings.

[Christine]

I wish I can play the trumpet

[Teresa]

Granted, but it will only be for one day.

I wish that I was Cinderella.

[Barbara]

Granted but your Prince will turn out to be an unattractive lazy lout.

I wish I had some big bones to give my dog.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but your dog has just become a vegetarian

I wish that I would win an Academy Award

[Barbara]

Granted but your next film would be a huge flop.

I wish I had a fancy coffee maker.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it's always breaking down

I wish that I could live in Hawaii

[Yvonne]

granted, but it will be in an institution.

I wish I could get the part of Bell in the beauty and the beast stage play.

[Chefossemia]

granted, but the play will never occur.

I wish I can travel anywhere for free

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be doomed to travel by rowboat and donkey.

I wish I could stream any show I wanted.

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Granted but then your device would crash due to excess virus

I wish I could buy all the books in the world.

[Ramona]

Granted but there would only be two books.

I wish I could fly.

[Chefossemia]

granted but you can only fly up to 50cm

I wish I can attend hogwarts

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll discover you're a Squib.

I wish I had a huge flatscreen TV.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it can only receive one channel

I wish I had a beach house on Cape Cod

[Chefossemia]

granted, but it does not have running electricity or water.

I wish nobody will drop a curse on this wish.

[Claudia]

Granted but then the game wouldn't be able to continue..

I wish that I lived in America

[Chefossemia]

granted, but you cannot travel out of the town you will be living in.

I wish I can have a year's supply of fresh gumballs.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they all taste like dirty socks

I wish that I could get a whole new wardrobe

[Barbara]

Granted but the clothes will be 5 sizes too big.

I wish I had a personal jet plane.

[Ramona]

Granted but it will crash on your first flight.

I wish I had longer hair.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but you'll trip over it every time you walk

I wish I could eat sweets without gaining weight

[Tammy]

me too
Granted, but you will get warts instead.

I wish the mechanic bill wasn't so high?

[Barbara]

Granted but the car will break down in two days.

I wish I had some fresh cauliflower and brocolli.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they taste like cardboard

I wish I had a beautiful garden

[Tammy]

Granted but it will take all your time and money to keep it up.

I wish they would finish fixing my car.

[Barbara]

Granted but then it will be stolen.

I wish I had some expensive beauty products.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but they will give you a rash

I wish I could have a day at a luxurious spa

[Tammy]

Granted but service is lousy.

I wish I could go to the beach.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but there will be a hurricane that day

I wish I was 25 again

[Tammy]

Granted but you will have the mind of a five year old.

I wish I could travel more often.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll constantly miss your plane connections.

I wish I had a new gym bag.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but it will have a big hole in the bottom

I wish I could speak another language fluently

[Tammy]

Granted, no one you know will understand you.

[Barbara]

What's your wish Tammy?

[Tammy]

oops I wish I had a massage.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but the massage will only last for 5 minutes

I wish I never had to wash another dish

[Kimberly]

Granted, but you now can no longer take a shower or bathe.

I wish tomorrow was Christmas.

[Tammy]

Granted but you would be too sick to enjoy.

I wish I didn't need to wash my car.

[Gerrie]

Granted, but while it will always be clean, it won't drive

I wish I could sleep late every morning

[Kimberly]

Granted, but will forever have morning breath.

I wish I lived in a home with a beautiful view of a lake.