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[Barbara]

Granted but you'll get too busy to read

I wish my dog wouldn't shed so much

[Jenn]

Granted, but it's because they now have scales rather than fur.

I wish flawless virtual reality games existed at a reasonable price.

[caitlin;]

Granted but you get stuck in the virtual reality and can never escape

I wish I could do magic and go to Hogwarts

[Barbara]

Granted but Malfoy would sneak into your room, steal your books, and burn them

I wish I had a canoli filled with chocolate cream

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it would make you sick.

I wish I could have a bird.

[Jenn]

Granted but it can talk and has dirt on you.

I wish I had the patience to cook really good meals.

[Barbara]

Granted but your dog would sneak in and eat all the food

I wish french fries had no calories

[Barbara]

Granted but a lava flow would gobble up your belongings

I wish I could teleport to wherever I wanted to go

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you will be too sore to move afterward.

I wish they would move closer.

[Barbara]

Granted but then you'd get a job on the other side of the world

I wish I had a new microwave oven

[Kiran]

Granted but then it will burn out due to short circuit.

I wish I could paint like an artist!

[Kiran]

Granted but then they will cancel your friend requests.

I wish everyone would take me seriously.

[[deleted user]]

Granted they will find you a serious comic.

I wish I didn't have to go to the vet.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be happy and broke

I wish I had fiber optic cable already.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you still wouldn't know them.

I wish I had a new car.

[Barbara]

Granted but it would be a gas guzzler

I wish i had a steam cleaner for the carpet

[Sunny☼]

but your carpet is mostly wool an it shrank.

I wish the snow would melt

[Barbara]

Granted but then it will flood people's basements

I wish I had some cartons of soda.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but they will be outdated and stale.

I wish I could keep the ticks away.

[Barbara]

Granted, but you'll be plagued by bedbugs.

I wish I had a big world map.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, it would be too big to open.

I wish I could delete out all political commercials.

[Barbara]

Granted but then there'd be nonstop laxative commercials

I wish I had a personal chef

[[deleted user]]

Granted but he can only cook one thing.

I wish his truck was fixed.

[Teresa]

Granted, but the truck won't be able be drove but for 10 miles.

I wish there was more peace in the world.

[[deleted user]]

Granted everyone would be comatose.

I wish I could eat without worrying over weight.

[Teresa]

Granted, but you will gain 1/2lb. everytime you worry.

I wish I was younger.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be 5 years old and have to start school all over again.


I wish I had a cherry cheesecake.

[Teresa]

Granted but the Cheesecake will contain Pits.

I wish I had a million dollars

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll be in prison for grand larceny

I wish my library had more audiobooks

[Freda]

Granted, but you'll become deaf after the 10th one.


I wish my dog would stop lunging after the squirrels

[Barbara]

Granted but the squirrels will eat nuclear acorns, grow to giant size, and take over your house

I wish I had some cinnamon buns

[Freda]

Granted, but they will harden like rocks after the first bite

I wish I had new shoes

[Kim]

Granted, but they will rub a blister on your foot.

I wish I had some chocolate right now.

[[deleted user]]

Granted it is melted all over package.

I wish I could sleep through the night.

[Freda]

Granted but you will sleep through the falling stars


I wish I had a BBQ grill to cook my steaks

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you don't have any charcoal or gas.

I wish I didn't have to pay car insurance.

[Barbara]

Granted but you have to give up your car

I wish I had some delicious BBQ

[Kim]

Granted but you'll get it all over your clothes.

I wish I could run away!

[Samantha]

Granted but you'll never stop running.

I wish I could raise my math grade.

[Jenn]

Granted but you're failing everything else and haven't slept in three days because you have to study constantly.

I wish my family would be quiet when I'm reading or listening to an audiobook.

[Freda]

Granted but then you would not hear your family when they announce they won the lottery.


I wish my backache would go away.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll keep banging your head on the tops of doorways

I wish there was a real Italian pizza place in my neighborhood.

[Jenn]

Granted but it will only grow in that U-shape ear to ear that happens to some balding men.

I wish to never fall asleep without remembering to turn my mp3 player off at night.

[Freda]

Granted but a devastating hurricane will leave you stranded there.

I wish I was a better cook.

[Barbara]

Granted but people will drop by constantly (and uninvited) to eat your delicious food.

I wish the management would finally figure out how to fix my leak.

[Kim]

Granted, but your tour bus will catch on fire and burn up all your instruments!

I wish I could get more sleep.

[Jenn]

Granted, but you will sometimes and without warning sleep for a week at a time.

I wish my house stayed spotless without having to be cleaned.

[Barbara]

Granted but your IQ will go down to single digits

I wish my car wouldn' make squeaky noises.

[Kim]

Granted but it will break down tomorrow.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Jenn]

Granted, but it's an experimental flavor you know nothing about, and it smells terrifying.

I wish I could work up the courage to get the tattoo I've been planning for a year now.