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[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but then you will become egotistical and urself to be superior, and noon like you.


I wish i could be a shadowhunter

[Laurie]

Poop

[Laurie]

That was my stupid brother...sorry

[Laurie]

Granted (is that a reference from Sherrilyn Kenyon's books), but then you'd be hunted down for life.

I wish I has X-ray vision

[[deleted user]]

granted but it is the only way you can see.

I wish I had better options

[Laurie]

Granted but the options are boring

I wish I could work and earn money already! (I'm not old enough)

[Jenn]

Granted but hate your job and the pay is miserable.

I wish I could best my brother at any competition.

[Laurie]

Granted but they're stupid competitions like who had the best locker or who's most organized

I wish I had a dog or cat

[Jonesmikey]

I'll grant you a dog, but it likes to bring home dead things and roll around in poop. Your brother should like this one, it likes to eat poop too, then lick your face.

[Laurie]

What do you want for a wish?

[Jonesmikey]

I wish we had holographic TV

[Barbara]

Granted but all your neighbors would cram into to your house to watch it

I wish I had more spare light bulbs

[Laurie]

Granted but they all don't work...

I wish I didn't have to sleep...

[Jenn]

Granted but you still dream in the form of hallucinations.

I wish I could play guitar like a rock god.

[Laurie]

Granted but everyone else thinks you're terrible

I wish I didn't forget everything

[Jenn]

Granted, you remember everything perfectly but now you can't learn new information because your brain is overwhelmed.

I wish I could dream about being in the books I read.

[Laurie]

Granted but then you only dream about the terrible parts.

I wish I could remember books word for word

[[deleted user]]

Granted but that is all you will remember.

I wish my yard didn't have stickers.

[Laurie]

Granted but your yard gets destroyed by a crazy neighbor

I wish my stuff was always organized

[Gabby]

Granted, but it wouldnt be labeled properly.

I wish i liked scary movies.

[Laurie]

Granted but then you still have nightmares about them

I wish I wasn't scared of heights

[Jenn]

Granted, your boldness leads you to take on Mt. Everest, where you are killed.

I wish I could have lucid dreams every night.

[Laurie]

Granted, but they are terrifying and you wake up screaming every night.

I wish I could control my dreams

[Jonesmikey]

Granted but now there's no surprises and you get bored.

I wish that radioactive prairie dog would go back to its own dimension.

[Laurie]

Granted but then a whole group of them come back.

I wish Animals weren't afraid of me

[Jenn]

Granted, now you're afraid of them.

I wish I were cast in Avengers 2.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you break a leg.

I wish I could make them happy.

[Laurie]

Who's them...Granted but then you're not happy

I wish I was happy all the time

[Gabby]

Granted, but then you would never especially joyful times.

I wish my friend answered her phone.

[Laurie]

Granted but then she calls you 24/7.

I wish I had an IPhone 5s or something

[Teresa]

Granted but will get tossed in the washer with your jeans by accident.

I wish to able to play piano

[Caroline]

granted but it would break alot



i wish i were rich

[Laurie]

Granted (I play the piano) but your fingers will accidentally break and you can never play piano again :(

I wish I could sit in one position to read a book for like 4 hours without having stiff muscles

[Laurie]

Granted but robbers come to your house every day.

My wish is still the same one above.

[Teresa]

Granted but your butt will go to sleep.

I wish I could learn how to skate.

[Laurie]

I do too...Granted but you're not very good at it.

I wish I could go to sleep when ever I wanted to

[Gabby]

Granted, but you would not control when you would fall asleep.

I wish i had my own computer.

[Laurie]

Granted but it is really slow and crappy.

I wish my sister wasn't in college :___(

[Jenn]

Granted; she's out because she failed every one of her classes and she is now miserable.

I wish I could eat extremely hot foods without my mouth hurting so much.

[Laurie]

Granted but your eyes start tearing up for a whole day instead.

I wish I liked Chocolate...

[Teresa]

Granted but you will eat so much that you will soon hate it.

I wish I was good singer

[Laurie]

I already do hate chocolate... Granted but you get Lareengidous (the throat condition thingy)

I wish I could dance

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but now you've come down with Dance Fever and you've got to boogie woogie until the break of dawn.

I wish I wasn't such a cornball.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but nobody will listen to you.

I wish I could tell a joke.

[Jenn]

Granted but the only jokes you know are extremely inappropriate.

I wish could do one hundred pushups in one sitting.

[Laurie]

Granted but after, your arms are so sore, that you can't write or do anything with your arms for two days

I wish I didn't stutter when I get nervous

[Aiman]

Granted but instead of stuttering, you sneeze ;-)

I wish I could run faster

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you will have 4 legs.

I wish I were a shadowhunter

[Barbara]

Granted but your fellow shadowhunters won't be friendly and you won't like them

I wish I had a free laundry service

[[deleted user]]

granted but they are very slow

I wish I could go back to bed.