Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 451-500 of 2,927

[Jenn]

Granted but they never carry anything good.

I wish it would be nice weather for a cookout today.

[Laurie]

Granted, but you don't have a grill...


I wish I had a bookstore

[Jenn]

Granted but your fire alarm is faulty and the sprinkler system comes on several times a day, damaging all of your books.

I wish my dogs were more cooperative about being groomed.

[Laurie]

Granted, but they start growing tons and tons of hair and you can't groom them at all.


I wish I had a dog

[H. P.]

Granted but he can't be trained to go outside.

I wish I could visit Italy for a month.

[Laurie]

Granted, but the people there think you're a weirdo.


I wish I could visit my sister in college instantly

[[deleted user]]

Granted but there will be so many people around you cant talk.


I wish my son lived closer.

[Laurie]

Poop

[Laurie]

Tag was my brother, sorry people

[Laurie]

Granted, but he doesn't visit you.

I wish my brother would

[Laurie]

Stop (argh) bothering me

[Gabby]

Granted, but then it would only be half done and the other half of the movie would come out in 3 years.

I wish i could go to the aquarium.

[Barbara]

Granted but it will be closed for renovations

I wish I had a big flat screen TV

[Laurie]

Granted but the quality is terrible

I wish movie adaptions would be like the book

[H. P.]

Granted but the movies will be six hours long and cost four times the current price.

I wish I could teleport.

[Gabby]

Granted, but you could never leave the state.

I wish i could breathe underwater.

[Jenn]

Granted, but you can ONLY breathe underwater.

I wish I could make a perfect Iron Man Halloween costume.

[H. P.]

Granted but you'll never be able to get out of it.

I wish I could support all my favorite charities instead of just a few.

[Gabby]

Granted, but then the value of your donations goes down.

I wish i could hear thoughts.

[Laurie]

Granted, but you'll go insane.


I wish I could talk to animals

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but none of them like you and they will constantly lower your self-esteem

I wish i could finish my homework really quickly

[H. P.]

Granted but you won't understand it

I wish I was physically fit.

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but then you will have to vigorous wrokouts everyday in gym to maintain that fit body.



I wish i had more time so i can read more books

[[deleted user]]

Granted but your eyes wint open.

I wish it wasn't so muggy outside.

[Magenta]

granted but it'd be snowing hard outside
I wish I could unlock my facebook account.

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but then everyone will unfriend you.


I wish I had a pet.

[Barbara]

Granted but you'll waste all day browsing facebook

I wish I had a better vacuum cleaner

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but it will make horrible noises when its turned on.


I wish i could fly

[Jenn]

Granted but you''re not good at it and end up in a jet's engine.

I wish that video games only cost a dollar each when they came out.

[[deleted user]]

granted but they wont work

I wish my floors would remain clean.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted but it takes a lot of work to keep them that way.

I wish the only oatmeal packets left in the variety pack weren't plain.

[Laurie]

Granted but the other packets are pickle, pineapple (in other words, disgusting) oatmeal

I wish days were longer so I could sleep more and stay up later reading books without getting tire...

[Laurie]

d, tired

[Barbara]

Granted but the nights will be so short that you won't get enough sleep and will be cranky all the time

I wish gas prices were lower.

[H. P.]

Granted but the gas supply will run out.

I wish children all over the world had enough to eat.

[Jenn]

Granted but now they're all unhealthy from obesity.

I wish the closest library to my house always had whatever book I wanted on the shelf.

[Sheila]

Granted! but it burnt down because of you were cooking.

I wish for lots of books

[Laurie]

Granted but they're all boring.

I wish I was athletic

[H. P.]

Granted but you become muscle bound.

I wish bad people had a mark that showed they were bad.

[Laurie]

Granted, but the mark would be on people's faces and it would be embarrassing

I wish people weren't so picky about appearances.

[Jenn]

Granted, but no one maintains their appearance and at all and hygienic problems and disease are rampant.

I wish there was a tattoo ink that faded after a year.

[Laurie]

Granted but then the ink is poisonous (it was the best I could think of)

I wish people weren't annoying

[Jenn]

Oops, typo in the last post.

Granted. People leave you alone completely, and you are horribly lonely.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Laurie]

Granted, and then you go crazy...

I wish I could be invisible

[Barbara]

Granted but you would have to run around naked because your clothes are not invisible

I wish my nail polish wouldn't chip

[H. P.]

Granted but now you can't remove it.

I wish I could see (but not participate) any time in the past.

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

granted but then you shall alter the thin fabric of time and by your presence being there (because the ppl of the past may be able to see you) so then it will create much chaos and destruction will follow... Have Fun!


I wish i had a Time Turner like Hermione

[Laurie]

Granted but then you become a dork

I wish I did sweat...

[Gabby]

Granted, then you would do nothing but sweat.

I wish i could think of clever things to say 24/7.

[H. P.]

Granted but you are suddenly too shy to say them.

I wish someone would cook for me.