Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse Showing 201-250 of 2,927

[Jennifer H]

Granted, but what you read is all in different foreign languages.

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor today.

[Apollinaria Fowl]

Granted, but you have to go every other day.

I wish the school year would end already.

[Christine]

Granted it will



I wish i wasn't sick

[Apollinaria Fowl]

Granted, but everyone in your family is sick now instead

I wish to have a larger backyard.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it will only be one centimeter larger

I wish I didn't have so many quizzes and tests

[Andreina]

Granted but then you'll get "F" the rest of the year.


I wish to live in a mansion.

[Apollinaria Fowl]

Granted, but you have to rent out all the rooms except one to pay the mortgage.

I want to ride a unicorn.

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted but you'll fall down from his back xD

I wish I had a ski run near my house

[Carly]

granted but you get paralyzed waist down and can't ski.

i wish for world peace... XD

[Maurizio (matemati)]

me too ...

Granted but you have to move to another planet where war's still going on :)

I wish I had a teleportation machine

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but your superpowers turn you into a pile of poop.

I wish there wasn't construction on I-94.

[Carly]

granted, but now you have caused worlwide road construction on every other road.
thanks -_-

i wish i owned a star.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but it's Lindsay Lohan, have fun with that.

I wish the coyotes weren't so close, their howling at night is a little scary.

[Carly]

granted, but now your only form of communication is howling like a coyote.

i wish i was a wolf.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted but wolf hunting season is approaching...

Ow, owwooo, owoowoooo (that's coyote for "I wish I had cell phone reception out here in the sticks)

[Apollinaria Fowl]

Granted, but when you leave to go to a place where there is cellphone reception, you'll have to leave your phone behind


I wish I had a flying house

[Jonesmikey]

Granted but you'd better wear warm clothes and an oxygen mask.

I wish I could travel the multiverse.

[Christine]

Granted you will



I wish i can breath a lot better

[Monkeyduels]

Maurizio (matemati) wrote: "Granted but you can't take your fingers away from the keyboard anymore

I wish I could change weather as I like"
granted but then you go insane
I wish i could be extremely rich

[Laszlo]

Granted but then you live a short life.
I wish I could read every book in the past, present and future.

[Teresa]

I wish I wouldn't feel so sad. I want to start feeling happier and get on with my life, for real.

[Laszlo]

Granted, but everyone else will be sad.

I want everyone to be happy!

[Teresa]

Granted, but don't cause trouble and make people sad on purpose.

I wish there was enough happiness to go around the whole entire world.

[Laszlo]

Teresa wrote: "I wish I wouldn't feel so sad. I want to start feeling happier and get on with my life, for real."

I know this might be an understatement, but you seem pretty sad.

[Teresa]

Yes, I am, Laszo.

I wish to get out this BLUE Feeling I feel soon.

[Monkeyduels]

Laszlo wrote: "Granted but then you live a short life.
I wish I could read every book in the past, present and future."

Granted but then you can never stop reading.
I wish I was the Queen of England.

[Andreina]

Granted but then you're gonna a lonely, boring life.

I wish to be a model.

[Jennifer H]

Granted but your just a hand model.

I wish I people would stop bullying.

[Christine]

Granted they will stop bullying you


I wish i can go to work

[Laszlo]

Granted but then you can never go again.

I wish for flight.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish i can fly a plane

[Laszlo]

Granted but the plane will crash.

I wish I could invent a time machine.

[Monkeyduels]

granted but then u get abducted by a bunch of aleins who use the time machine for their evil purposes.
i wish i knew everything

[Laszlo]

Granted, but then everything becomes boring.
I wish to make a time machine that has nothing ever bad happen to it.

[Christine]

Granted you will



I wish it wasn't so cold outside

[Teresa]

Well,I would grant that, but I'm afraid it's getting colder. I'll grant you to feel warmer and have even warmer thoughts, though.

I hope to start feeling better about life soon.

[Christine]

Granted you will

I wish it was Christmas soon

[Laszlo]

Granted, but you will get coal.

I wish that I could do something.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish I can paint pictures

[Teresa]

Granted you will

I wish life wasn't as complicated as it is.

[Carly]

((don't forget to drop a curse too))

granted, but instead your life becomes even more complicated.

i wish i had a pet turtle...

[Christine]

Granted you will

I wish I had a puppy

[Teresa]

Granted, but I'm not covering the expense.

I wish I would lose weight.

[Christine]

Granted you will



I wish i can go rock climbing

[Monkeyduels]

Granted you will but you fall off the rocks.
I wish for chocolate for meals.

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish i wasn't so cold

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you'll sweat a lot because it's close to the sun

I wish I didn't start work before 10 am

[Monkeyduels]

Granted but then u get stuck in the same day for all eternity.
I wish that I could have all the books in the world.

[Laszlo]

Granted but you must not read them.

I wish I could build a time machine.

[Teresa]

Granted, but it probably won't be as big as you would LOVE it to be and it will still be pricey.

I wish I could always be happy.