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[Crowleaf]

Granted but you have to steal it

I wish everything in stores was free and it was restricted for everyone but me

[Lilac]

Granted, but then nothing new would ever be in the stores, including food

I wish I could paint my room right now

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but it's the exact same color as it was

I wish I had fairy godparents

[Lilac]

Granted, but then they would hate you and never give you anything

I wish my mum hadn't just dyed her hair bright red

[[deleted user]]

Granted but they would curse you

I wish my skin wasn't so sensitive to sunburn.

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but you have to build the time machine to stop her

I wish that I could read any book I want

[Lilac]

(Me too) Granted, but then you'd get skin cancer if you were out in the sun for more than 2 minutes

I wish I was stupid

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then you wouldn't be able to think, talk, or walk.

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but then you can't do anything except sit in the same spot foreve

I wish I knew everything I need to for school

[Lilac]

Granted, but then you would have to live underwater forever

I wish I could read minds

[Crowleaf]

Granted, but only yours and one person of your choice

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but now you have flipper feet, no arms, and balleen instead of teeth.

I wish I was off this deserted island

[Lilac]

Granted, but then you'd be on another deserted island with hungry animals

I wish I had a thousand wishes

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but you can only wish that your butt is your face.

I wish all these hungry animals were herbivores.

[Maurizio (matemati)]

Granted, but you'll be turned to a carrot and can be eaten

I wish smoking was good for you health

[Danna, Danna]

granted but cigarets are no longer avilable at all

I wish I were an actress

[Wana]

granted, but you will only get roles in sad movies and dramas

I wish I could be in Japan right now

[Crowleaf]

Granted but a hurricane came and wiped out the whole country.

I wish I had a transporter that worked perfectly.

[Lilac]

Granted, but you wouldn't be allowed to use it

I wish I could travel through time

[Crowleaf]

Granted but only within a few seconds

I wish I could earn money faster

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but money will no longer be useful on earth :)

I wish my homework will be done!

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but money will no longer be useful on earth :)

I wish my homework will be done!

[Lilac]

Granted but then you'll get an F for all of it!

I wish I never had to go back to school

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you'd never get a job and earn money

I wish I were blonde

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then it would only be for one minute

I wish that I knew how to speak French.

[Diana ❀ ☺]

granted but everyone stops speaking that language..

I wish I understood and spoke every language fluently :)

[Maurizio (matemati)]

granted but you'll forget your mother tongue

I wish I could eat junk food without gaining weight

[Danna, Danna]

Granted, but you'd still be super unhealthy and die early

I wish I were a lawyer

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then you'd get fired.

I wish I was in the Olympics.

[Lissa]

Granted, but then you injoured yourself and can't compete.

I wish I could read for eternity

[Jennifer H]

Granted, but you lose your eyesight tomorrow

I wish I could fly.

[Jonesmikey]

Granted, but you can only fly over the smokestacks in Chicago.

I wish pot was legal in the U.S. of A.

[Lissa]

Granted, but you've just found out that you are mortally allergic to it.

I with I could read people's minds.

[Jonesmikey]

I'm not dead yet.

Granted, but their thoughts are sooo boring.

I wish I had a Coke

[Lissa]

And?

[Jennifer H]

Granted, but you can only find Pepsi

I wish I could go to Ireland

[Lissa]

Granted, but you have to pay twice as much as everyone else. Also, you can't understand what anyone's saying once you get there.

I wish I could be part of a story.

[Rhiyaah]

Granted, but you'll only be a passerby.

I wish I could eat many chocolates

[Christine]

Granted i think you should


I wish i could play the piano with my toes

[Jennifer H]

Granted, but you have bunions and it hurts

I wish I could get to sleep

[Christine]

Granted you will


I wish i can swim underwater

[❄️ Propertea Of Frostea ❄️ Bitter SnoBerry ❄]

granted but then you wouldn't breathe in air

I wish my dad were here with me on Goodreads.

[Annette]

Granted but you would have to follow all his rules :)

I wish for 2 more weeks of summer vacation.

[Jennifer H]

Granted but there will be 7 more weeks of winter with no snow days

I wish my son could decide on a movie to watch

[Lissa]

Granted, but it's a horrible movie and it gave him nightmares for weeks.

I wish for a week off school

[Cinderglacier the Universal]

Granted, but misfortunatly you get constant Harassing messages from those who Bully you in said school.

I wish for a yoshi pillow.

[Christine]

Granted you'll get one


I wish to play the trumpet

[Annette]

Granted, but you will have to play the same song everyday for a year.

I wish I could find a bag full of money.

[Christine]

Granted you will find a bag full of money so you can buy everything that you want



I wish i can be like my mom

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you're an exact clone of her


I wish I had all the books I want